The Raw is RAWR Caption Thread

[lildude8218]

Since a certain Catwoman was at Raw last night, I made the title be a tribute to her




HBK: *sigh* You're staring at my bald spot, aren't you?



*sings*
Hey, y’all prepare yourself
For the Rubberband Man
You never heard a sound
Like the Rubberband Man
You’re bound to lose control
When the Rubberband starts to jam



Here's pictures from Wrestlemania 36 taking place live from the Russian Space Station.



Bottom of the 9th. Bases Loaded. Oh my God, Randy Orton has just called his shot.



This is the issue of X-Factor where Strong Guy has a massive heart attack.



And the award for "Least likely to be in a picture with John Cena" goes to....



ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!!



John and Shawn's trip to Home Depot to buy a new fence wound up ending in a huge argument.



Ladies and Gentlemen, Melina on the guitar.



HLA! HLA! HLA!

P.S.

Melina taking a dump on Torrie's chest is way too easy of a joke. And besides I just used it anyway



ROCK BOTTOM!!!!!!!!



After 8 hits of acid, Jeff Hardy thought he could pull of the Liu Kang bicycle kick.



I don't really know what's going on here but I just wanna know why Ric Flair is standing next to that security guy in the front row amd why is he wearing that ugly jacket?



Coming in 2009, Kane stars in "I Know What You Botched Last Summer"



Candice didn't know why Trump was sticking a gun in her ribs.



Trump: When I was at camp, my favorite activity was always arts and crafts. Or, as we used to call it: arts and *farts* and crafts. We used to make drawings... cave drawings! Which is my way of saying we were cave men. I went to camp so long ago, that I can remember saying "sticks and stones may break my bones" and meaning it! I went to camp so long ago that f***ing Jesus Christ was my counselor! And my best friend hadn't fully evolved yet! His name was Ug and he walked on all fours! There were two epidemics when I went to camp: head lice, and the plague - the Bubonic plague!



Vince: B9

Trump: You sunk my Battleship.



This was only slightly better than the original ideas "Vince McOldMahon" and "Vince McPoopyhead"



Right here you can see where Austin first started to shoot the laser out of his finger that wound up killing Donald Trump. What a sad Raw it turned out to be.



Austin: One-Two-Three-Four

Crowd: WHAT?

Austin: I declare a thumb war!

Crowd: WHAT?



No one was really sure why Austin wanted to reenact the scene from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" where Jessica Rabbit pulls Eddie Valiant up by his tie at the end of her song. But everyone loved Austin's pretty singing voice.



No one had the heart to tell Trump that Lashley wasn't the guy from No Holds Barred.



It really was a shame that Patrick Stewart didn't want to come back for X-Men 4



Estrada does his best Morocco Mole impression while the others look on.



Trump quickly tries to grab Vince before he falls off of Johnny Ace's skateboard.



Zookeeper: Oh wow! The female is presenting! We never thought this would happen!



You wouldn't believe how many people were mad at Vince stealing Raven's gimmick.



Trump: NOT A FINGA!

[Ace Diamond]

Bald Vince: I'd like to present SmackDown vs. Raw 2007...FOR THE N-GAGE!

[catwoman]

lildude8218 said:

Since a certain Catwoman was at Raw last night, I made the title be a tribute to her





Here's pictures from Wrestlemania 36 taking place live from the Russian Space Station.



Bottom of the 9th. Bases Loaded. Oh my God, Randy Orton has just called his shot.



John and Shawn's trip to Home Depot to buy a new fence wound up ending in a huge argument.



After 8 hits of acid, Jeff Hardy thought he could pull of the Liu Kang bicycle kick.



Vince: B9

Trump: You sunk my Battleship.



This was only slightly better than the original ideas "Vince McOldMahon" and "Vince McPoopyhead"



Right here you can see where Austin first started to shoot the laser out of his finger that wound up killing Donald Trump. What a sad Raw it turned out to be.



Austin: One-Two-Three-Four

Crowd: WHAT?

Austin: I declare a thumb war!

Crowd: WHAT?



No one was really sure why Austin wanted to reenact the scene from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" where Jessica Rabbit pulls Eddie Valiant up by his tie at the end of her song. But everyone loved Austin's pretty singing voice.



Zookeeper: Oh wow! The female is presenting! We never thought this would happen!

Thank you, my dear! These were particularly great. The one about the Home Depot fence, the Finger laser and the Battleship comments were truly LOL worthy. OH yeah, and that craptastic sign. They SHOULD have gotten the sign that read "Hair Club for McMahon": MUCH more clever and well done.

[lildude8218]

Less than an hour to drop to page 2, sheesh

[doclindgren]

Worst. Wedgie. Ever.

[seanwalsh]

Cena is blinded by HBK's balding head and thus forfeits the WWE title to Stevie Richards.


Meanwhile, on Earth-ThisOne......



Flair: I'mnottouchingyou!I'mnottouchingyou!I'mnottouchingyou!I'mnottouchingyou!I'mnottouchingyou!
Orton: Dude, you totally ARE!



Carlito is as shocked as anyone to discover the ring has suddenly opened up and a hole straight to Hell has appeared. He wishes he'd felt Torrie up and then makes his way to where he apparently belongs.



Orton sees the sniper who killed Captain America aiming at him......but no one cares.



Masters: "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M STILL SHOWING UP ON MONDAY NIGHT RAWWWWWWWWW!"



Ladies and gentlemen................YOUR WrestleMania 23 main event.


Meanwhile, on Earth-ThisOnesNotSoBadNowIsIt......



Maria: "Candice. Is that, like, your real face or whatever?"
Candice (whispers): "Shhh. I'm not paid to talk!"



Vince is clearly impressed with Trump's footsies skills. But you know he'll never admit it out loud.

[Sajoa Moe]

Before I post these, I'd like to say that I can't even come close to beating the "Orton calling his shot" caption.





Orton didn't believe Flair's old stories about post-match congratulatory nipple rubs.



AHHHHHHHHHheylookanickelAHHHHHHHHH...



Masters puts Paula Abdul in the Masterlock while insisting on finishing the last few bars of "Love Is Like A River".



Haas: Hi, I'm Charlie Haas.
Cena: I'm Cen-O.
Haas: And this is the Invisible Slingshot Trick.



Sid may have kept the mullet, but he still looks pretty damn old...oh wait that's Donald Trump.

[Dynamite Kid]

Holy sh*t, unrelated to the thread (Which I will do tomorrow) what is UP with Trump's hair? Look at that massive gulley in the left side of his head where hair should be. I think he NEEDS to get his head shaved!

[Sajoa Moe]

dynamitekid said:

Holy sh*t, unrelated to the thread (Which I will do tomorrow) what is UP with Trump's hair? Look at that massive gulley in the left side of his head where hair should be. I think he NEEDS to get his head shaved!

I think Trump already shaved his head and then slapped a dead possum on it.

[lildude8218]

How do you know there are way too many threads?


Because this thread keeps falling to Page 2 in no time at all

[hypnoticgenes]

Flair tries to help after Orton chokes on a "Super Atomic Sour Gummy Ball".

[Deleted]

HBK: *pointing down* On your knees!

Cena: Whuh?

HBK: Just shut up and bend over!



After thoroughly sliding his feet on the mat, Ric pranks Randy with a shock of static electricity.



Carlito Thinking to self: Now he better catch me, or--

Orton: Evrybody do the WAVE!



In yet another ambiguous photo of who shot Kennedy, Randy Orton points in the direction of an alleged suspect, hidden atop the rafters.



"You can feel it dude! You can feel it!"



Cena had tripped and fallen, and attempted to grab Charlie for balance. Unfortunately...



Cena: I've got something for you, Joey!

Mercury: OH GOD NO!



It's just like the romance scenes where the lovers are standing apart, seperated symbolically by time, space, and the FCC.



When Melina said she'd pose with the Women's Title a'la when Nitro and Mercury won the tag titles, many a fan was stoked. Unfortunately for them, it wasn't what they had in mind...



In an epic game of charades, Melina and Torrie Wilson had planned to act out Kama Sutra.



This has shades of the Hall and Rock stunners.



Khali tried to catch Jeff Hardy, but he was inches too far...



Bonestorm 4: The game where convcited criminals dig at each other with rusty hooks.



Great. First Katie Vick, now Kane the Fisherman?



Thing was, Candice and Maria were actually happy to be lucky enough to get their useless selves on TV, not be with Trump.



*I'd say something, but let's give Trump some time to squint and see what he must.*



Vince: Lemme show you me pokemans!

Trump: NO!



Vince in a skullcap: EXACTLY how he'll be "shaved."



Steve: One thing--why did you throw Finlay through a table at a WCW House Show and lacerate his knee?



Austin: Vince...I look down, and I see not a genetic jackhammer, but a genetic icepick!

Vince: What the hell?



Steve: HEY! I KNOW YOU! YOU'RE THAT ED MCMAHON GUY! YOU SUCK!

Vince: No, I'm Vi--

Steve: You're not fooling me THIS time, McMahon!

[Zombie Mod]

HBK: I'm sorry john.... but trips said you cant join DX..... something about messing up his plans.



orton thinking *I hate it when i get punished backstage..... still only another hour of it.



carlito debuts his new anti-gravity rolling thunder attack on orton.



orton: Hey that sign say's i dont suck..... thanks mom!



supercrazy thinking *i was on raw and all i got was this life size chris masters backpack.*



wwe's failed gimmick match number 3001, banana skin ring mat



"must escape supercena before he feeds"



cena: awwww come on...... the cage would look cool with a spinner section....



melina: i hope no one notices i swapped the real belt for this plastic one



melina: aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
ref: come on one last push.....
melina: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaahhh

ref: congratulations its a fully grown torrie willson



new move...... the playboy spear of doom



even edge couldnt believe that jeff hardy tried to break khali's knees didnt even get a reaction



kane: i'm in charge of moving the announce desk this week, and i cant be arsed waiting until after the show..... places to go and all that.....



kane: well you know what they say about men with big hooks..... the catch big fish...... uhhhh wait



Candice was pleased to announce that trump was going to marry her



Trump: yeah it's true.... i will marry uhhhh whats her name again?



Vince: did you just soil yourself?

Trump: pooped my pants...

Vince: he..... he's gonna pooooooooooooooooop

*sorry couldnt think of anything else*



austin: uhhhhh you got a little something there....

[Hellsing920]

When you are afraid to find out for yourself, you can always have a girlfriend do the breast exam for you.



Ever since he was a kid, Glen Jacobs always admired the comic book character Lobo. Now, all he needs is the motorcycle. Maybe his brother will loan him his.



When the WWE decides to control the border, someone gonna get hurt!



Everyone was ready for a great session of Dungeons and Dragons, but Umaga forgot his dice and Lashley forgot the Mountain Dew. It really didn't end well.



Managerial Tip #4587: When standing behind your client, you will be the first to smell their farts.



Alright, they weren't great. But, I thought they were pretty damn funny. ;D

[JacopeX]

Randy orton causes yet another gimmick infrigment as he tries and fails miserably to do the Sabu point. He is actually pointing at the main event he wishes he was in.