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Post by mysterydriver on Apr 23, 2007 14:14:44 GMT -5
Okay, the TNA News and Notes thread brought up the idea (Although it may have been sarcastic) of a dream match between Scotty 2 Hotty and Shark Boy.
The idea of these two facing each other is just awesome in my humble opinion...so I bring to you a question....
Who
Would
Win?!
It is the mythical monster from The Deep Blue Sea vs. dancing machine and The Master of the Worm!
Ladies and Gentilemen...check to see if you are still breathing...and vote!
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Post by jcdenton on Apr 23, 2007 14:19:28 GMT -5
Black hole after both squash and pin each other.
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Post by hollywood on Apr 23, 2007 14:19:45 GMT -5
My first impulse was Sharkboy. Then I realized that the world would most definitely collapse due to awesomeness.
EDIT: Am I the only one who could see Chikara booking this match exactly like this if they were able to sign the two?
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Post by Ferrets? on Apr 23, 2007 15:38:59 GMT -5
I vote a no contest due to a run in by................................ the jar of walnuts.
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Post by Garee on Apr 23, 2007 16:31:48 GMT -5
I'm thinking the jar of walnuts wins this one
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Apr 23, 2007 16:44:02 GMT -5
I vote a no contest due to a run in by................................ the jar of walnuts. I think that option could create a time paradox, the results of which could start a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the entire universe! |
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Post by jcdenton on Apr 23, 2007 17:11:18 GMT -5
I vote a no contest due to a run in by................................ the jar of walnuts. I think that option could create a time paradox, the results of which could start a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the entire universe! granted thats a worst case scenario. |
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Post by infrared on Apr 23, 2007 17:35:08 GMT -5
Russo comes out and declares that the match wasn't official
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Post by Palatial Regalia on Apr 23, 2007 18:24:27 GMT -5
Norman Smiley runs in and puts the big wiggle on Scotty. Val Venis runs in to defend Scotty and him and Norman get into a big wiggle showdown.
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Post by Ferrets? on Apr 23, 2007 20:00:31 GMT -5
Norman Smiley runs in and puts the big wiggle on Scotty. Val Venis runs in to defend Scotty and him and Norman get into a big wiggle showdown. And then continuing Val's attitude era tradition of stealing the feuding wrestler's valet and making a "film", Val will coerce Ralphus away from Norman Smiley and debut his new feature: One Night In Ralphus! Oh god, I think I threw up a little visualizing that... |
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Post by Viking on Apr 23, 2007 20:03:10 GMT -5
Shark Boy in under 2 mins. total squash match.
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infrared
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Post by infrared on Apr 23, 2007 20:51:47 GMT -5
They just stand in the middle of the ring for two minutes, then Scotty grabs the mic and says, "what do we do?"
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Post by kitsunestar on Apr 24, 2007 2:31:17 GMT -5
SNITSKY
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Post by DSR on Apr 24, 2007 2:36:53 GMT -5
Both of them just sort of walk around each other for a minute or two. They simultaneously throw a punch at each other. They then both fall down for the job. The ref counts to ten and declares the match a double knockout.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 25, 2007 0:56:20 GMT -5
Both of them just sort of walk around each other for a minute or two. They simultaneously throw a punch at each other. They then both fall down for the job. The ref counts to ten and declares the match a double knockout. Followed by the crowd chanting that was awesome for 20 minutes straight... when the two finally get back to their feet  |
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