Punk and Burke = Rock and Farooq?

[heffer111]

Look what it did for Rock!



But what it did for Farooq

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

I could see this kind of storyline happening. Although I think Burke has a bright future in his own right, Punk will become the star from this storyline.

[bubbles]

I hope so, 10 years down the line it'd be cool to have Burke appearing once a week to say a word.

[Resident]

I could imagine him coming and saying "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw sheeeeyuht!" every RAW episode. The t-shirts will rule.

Seriously though, I want CM Punk to "fall in line". Do eet. Do eet. Do eet.

[Citizen Snips Has Left]

When Punk gives Burke a big portrait of himself, I'll mark.

[OGBoardPoster2005]

So Cor Von=Mizark?

[Stab Sword]

Striker = B'lo, but with even gheyer tights

The Vampire = Godfather cause he's got a whore with giant tits

Out of that entire group, only Punk and Burke seem to have a bright future unlike the rest of the slugs in that stable. Burke has good wrestling skills and does descent work on the mic, once ECW is gone, i'm sure he'll go back to Smackdown while Punk starts headlining Raw.

[mrkennedymark]

dothebird said:

When Punk gives Burke a big portrait of himself, I'll mark.

This made me laugh so freakin hard. I would love to see that.

[Stu]

achayes said:

Striker = B'lo, but with even gheyer tights

The Vampire = Godfather cause he's got a whore with giant tits

Out of that entire group, only Punk and Burke seem to have a bright future unlike the rest of the slugs in that stable. Burke has good wrestling skills and does descent work on the mic, once ECW is gone, i'm sure he'll go back to Smackdown while Punk starts headlining Raw.

We still need someone to play Owen.

[tna]

Does this mean DX is going to do a parody of The New Breed at some point?

Can HHH be Kevin Thorne? Should Shawn Michaels be Ariel?

[Mayonnaise]

jbcool said:

So Cor Von=Mizark?

Nah, I think its more like:

• Cor Von = D'Lo
  
• Thorne = Kama Mustafa
  
• Striker = Mark Henry
  

[Ultimate Reality]

So then.....Punk & Cabana = Rock 'n' Sock Connection? *crosses fingers*

[Mayonnaise]

jguy4life said:

achayes said:

Striker = B'lo, but with even gheyer tights

The Vampire = Godfather cause he's got a whore with giant tits

Out of that entire group, only Punk and Burke seem to have a bright future unlike the rest of the slugs in that stable. Burke has good wrestling skills and does descent work on the mic, once ECW is gone, i'm sure he'll go back to Smackdown while Punk starts headlining Raw.

We still need someone to play Owen.

Judging by his latest blog, Burke is filling that role as well.

[Tyfo]

jguy4life said:

achayes said:

Striker = B'lo, but with even gheyer tights

The Vampire = Godfather cause he's got a whore with giant tits

Out of that entire group, only Punk and Burke seem to have a bright future unlike the rest of the slugs in that stable. Burke has good wrestling skills and does descent work on the mic, once ECW is gone, i'm sure he'll go back to Smackdown while Punk starts headlining Raw.

We still need someone to play Owen.

Kenny Dykstra.....you have a purpose now!!

[Tha Kid Joker]

15 years from now, the daughter of Trips and Nips will be the youngest Women's champion ever. She will be backstage, being lectured by an ever-aging and now completely bald Shawn Michaels, when out of nowhere...

Elijah Burke *Lil Jon style*: YEAH!

Crowd pops, Burke collects his paycheck.

[Tyfo]

dothebird said:

When Punk gives Burke a big portrait of himself, I'll mark.

So do Cor Von, Thorn, and Striker get Rolex's?

[Ultimate Reality]

bubbles said:

I hope so, 10 years down the line it'd be cool to have Burke appearing once a week to say a word.

It'd be cool to have Burke appearing once a week to say the N-word.

[Mayonnaise]

tyfo85 said:

dothebird said:

When Punk gives Burke a big portrait of himself, I'll mark.

So do Cor Von, Thorn, and Striker get Rolex's?

This is ECW, they will probably be Timex and still on Lay-A-Way.

[mrkennedymark]

We'll know for sure when Punk starts to wear sunglasses and smell the air.

[Stu]

jinxed said:

tyfo85 said:

So do Cor Von, Thorn, and Striker get Rolex's?

This is ECW, they will probably be Timex and still on Lay-A-Way.

And instead of a portrait, Burke will get a two-liter of Pepsi.