JMA
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Post by JMA on Apr 16, 2007 22:54:42 GMT -5
If the brand split ever ended then WWE would need to let go of many of its wrestlers. If you were in charge, who would you keep?
To put things into context, RAW and SmackDown would remain, but ECW on Sci-Fi would become Heat. To make things a little easier, just list the wrestlers WWE has on the three superstar pages. Also, no writers or people that work behind the scenes--this is about the active roster. Additionally, you may have to cut wrestlers you like. Remember, you have to think about the overall product, not just what YOU want to see.
Here's who I'd keep:
Armando Estrada Candice Carlito Charlie Haas Edge Jeff Hardy Jerry Lawler Jim Ross John Cena Johnny Nitro JTG Kenny Dykstra Lance Cade Lilian Garcia Maria Melina Mickie James Mr. McMahon Randy Orton Ric Flair Santino Marella Shad Shane McMahon Shawn Michaels Shelton Benjamin Super Crazy Trevor Murdoch Triple H Umaga Victoria Batista Brian Kendrick Chavo Guerrero Chris Benoit Dave Taylor Finlay Gregory Helms Hornswoggle Jamie Noble JBL Jillian Jimmy Wang Yang King Booker Maryse Matt Hardy Michael Cole Michelle McCool Montel Vontavious Porter Mr. Kennedy Paul London Queen Sharmell Rey Mysterio Shannon Moore Undertaker William Regal Ariel Balls Mahoney CM Punk Elijah Burke Joey Styles Kevin Thorn Little Guido Maritato Marcus Cor Von Mike Knox Rob Van Dam Sabu Sandman Stevie Richards Tommy Dreamer Trinity
Which wrestlers would everyone else keep?
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Agent P
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Post by Agent P on Apr 16, 2007 23:21:11 GMT -5
I'd keep every wrestler, and split the roster into three groups that have their own tv show.
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Post by MichaelMartini on Apr 16, 2007 23:28:13 GMT -5
If the brand split ever ended then WWE would need to let go of many of its wrestlers. If you were in charge, who would you keep? To put things into context, RAW and SmackDown would remain, but ECW on Sci-Fi would become Heat. To make things a little easier, just list the wrestlers WWE has on the three superstar pages. Also, no writers or people that work behind the scenes--this is about the active roster. Additionally, you may have to cut wrestlers you like. Remember, you have to think about the overall product, not just what YOU want to see. Here's who I'd keep: Armando Estrada Candice Carlito Charlie Haas Edge Jeff Hardy Jerry Lawler Jim Ross John Cena Johnny Nitro JTG Kenny Dykstra Lance Cade Lilian Garcia Maria Melina Mickie James Mr. McMahon Randy Orton Ric Flair Santino Marella Shad Shane McMahon Shawn Michaels Shelton Benjamin Super Crazy Trevor Murdoch Triple H Umaga Victoria Batista Brian Kendrick Chavo Guerrero Chris Benoit Dave Taylor Finlay Gregory Helms Hornswoggle Jamie Noble JBL Jillian Jimmy Wang Yang King Booker Maryse Matt Hardy Michael Cole Michelle McCool Montel Vontavious Porter Mr. Kennedy Paul London Queen Sharmell Rey Mysterio Shannon Moore Undertaker William Regal Ariel Balls Mahoney CM Punk Elijah Burke Joey Styles Kevin Thorn Little Guido Maritato Marcus Cor Von Mike Knox Rob Van Dam Sabu Sandman Stevie Richards Tommy Dreamer Trinity Which wrestlers would everyone else keep? Um, isn't that everybody?
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Post by tequilamokinbrd on Apr 16, 2007 23:31:34 GMT -5
Dude, you could have just typed, "I don't like Eugene" and would have saved yourself the trouble of typing out the roster.
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JMA
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Post by JMA on Apr 16, 2007 23:57:10 GMT -5
Dude, you could have just typed, "I don't like Eugene" and would have saved yourself the trouble of typing out the roster. Uh, no. I eliminated a lot more people than Eugene.
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Post by kitsunestar on Apr 17, 2007 0:02:41 GMT -5
Dude, you could have just typed, "I don't like Eugene" and would have saved yourself the trouble of typing out the roster. Uh, no. I eliminated a lot more people than Eugene. Poor, Poor Val Venis...
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Post by Real Folk Bruce on Apr 17, 2007 0:03:44 GMT -5
I see where your getting at put that would be too many people for one show.UNLESS they cut down the soap opera crap and had more matches THEN this would work.Until then we're going to have to deal with 3 seperate rosters.
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Post by JMA on Apr 17, 2007 0:08:05 GMT -5
Um, isn't that everybody? Nope. Far from it, in fact. People that I didn't keep: Chris Masters Eugene Hacksaw Jim Duggan Coach Robbie McAllister Rory McAllister Todd Grisham The Great Khali Torrie Wilson Val Venis Viscera Ashley Boogeyman Cherry Deuce Domino Daivari Funaki Kane Kristal Mark Henry Scotty 2 Hotty Miz Teddy Long Vickie Guerrero Lashley Brooke Hardcore Holly Kelly Kelly Layla El Matt Striker Snitsky Tazz I actually had to get rid of some people that I actually like (i.e. the Greasers), but again, this question is about what's best for WWE. It forces you to choose which wrestlers are most beneficial to the company.
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Post by JMA on Apr 17, 2007 0:08:52 GMT -5
Uh, no. I eliminated a lot more people than Eugene. Poor, Poor Val Venis... More than just him too. See above. Incidentally, I wanted to keep him.
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Post by JMA on Apr 17, 2007 0:10:45 GMT -5
I see where your getting at put that would be too many people for one show.UNLESS they cut down the soap opera crap and had more matches THEN this would work.Until then we're going to have to deal with 3 seperate rosters. WWE would definitely have to release a lot of people if the brand split ended. The massive size of the roster was perhaps the most important factor in splitting the brands.
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Outsider744
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Post by Outsider744 on Apr 17, 2007 0:13:21 GMT -5
Hold on man, you said what would be better for the overall product, not just people who you don't like. Why would you get rid of Khali, Kane, Torrie Wilson, Deuce and Domino, and Bobby Lashley, but then keep Armando Alejaaaaaaaandro Estrada, Super Crazy, Hornswoggle, Jamie Noble, etc. You totally just contradicted yourself. I guess it was kind of a good idea for a post, but I don't really see anyone putting as much time into it as you did. Sorry
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Post by JMA on Apr 17, 2007 0:19:07 GMT -5
Hold on man, you said what would be better for the overall product, not just people who you don't like. Why would you get rid of Khali, Kane, Torrie Wilson, Deuce and Domino, and Bobby Lashley, but then keep Armando Alejaaaaaaaandro Estrada, Super Crazy, Hornswoggle, Jamie Noble, etc. You totally just contradicted yourself. It's not a contradiction. People have different ideas about what will benefit a product as a whole. And it's not based on people they like, it's based on people they think will make the company the most money. That's why promoters will often push wrestlers they don't like-- for business. And honestly, this wasn't really time consuming or anything. I mean, all you have to do is go to WWE's roster pages and pick the wrestlers you'd keep.
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Post by Outsider744 on Apr 17, 2007 0:22:07 GMT -5
So you honestly think that WWE would make more money off Hornswoggle, Super Crazy, and Jamie Noble, than they would with Khali, Torrie Wilson, and Bobby Lashley? Whaaaaaaaaaaa?
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Post by Garee on Apr 17, 2007 0:24:02 GMT -5
So you honestly think that WWE would make more money off Hornswoggle, Super Crazy, and Jamie Noble, than they would with Khali, Torrie Wilson, and Bobby Lashley? Whaaaaaaaaaaa? Don't hold your breath
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Post by JMA on Apr 17, 2007 0:29:38 GMT -5
So you honestly think that WWE would make more money off Hornswoggle, Super Crazy, and Jamie Noble, than they would with Khali, Torrie Wilson, and Bobby Lashley? Whaaaaaaaaaaa? Pretty much. Khali is good for the "larger than life" factor, but I don't see him making money in the long-run. WWE seems hesitant to put him into any matches lately. Torrie Wilson has already posed in Playboy a few times, can't wrestle, and has never been a particularly effective valet. WWE has already made the most money they're going to make with her. Lashley won't be where WWE wants him to be unless he develops mic skills and improves his wrestling ability. But I think you're missing the point here. I didn't create this thread to share my own views. I want to see the people everyone else would keep if the brand split ended. If you disagree with my list, make your own. Show me who YOU would keep.
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Post by HRH The KING on Apr 17, 2007 1:44:04 GMT -5
Who I Would Keep
Armando Estrada (and let him speak as a heel manager) Charlie Haas (with Shelton in WGTT) Edge Jeff Hardy (teamed with Matt permanently) Jerry Lawler (turn him into a heel commentator) Jim Ross John Cena (turned heel and with raps once again) Johnny Nitro (team him with Dykstra as a new MNM)
Kenny Dykstra (new "Spirit Squad" faction with a heel manager, a hoss singles wrestler, a tag team (Dykstra with someone else from the old Squad) and three bimbo cheerleaders.
Melina (heel manager role) Mickie James (face manager role) Mr. McMahon (character shifted to be logical and rational) Randy Orton Ric Flair (manager role with Benoit) Santino Marella Shane McMahon (no more of this "hardman" character) Shawn Michaels Shelton Benjamin (with Haas) Super Crazy (in new Cruiserweight Division) Triple H Umaga Brian Kendrick (with London) Chavo Guerrero (CW division) Chris Benoit (heel turn)
Dave Taylor (Brit faction enforcer with Harry Smith, Regal and Birchill)
Finlay Gregory Helms (as "Hurricane" again in CW division) Hornswoggle Jamie Noble (CW division) Trevor Murdoch and Lance Cade (hillbilly faction with Noble) Cryme Tyme (as serious gangstas!!!) JBL King Booker Matt Hardy (with Jeff) Montel Vontavious Porter Mr. Kennedy Paul London (with Kendrick) Queen Sharmell Rey Mysterio (CW division) Shannon Moore (with Nitro as the new MNM) Undertaker William Regal (with the Brit faction) Ariel CM Punk Elijah Burke (given Rasta gimmick) Joey Styles Kevin Thorn (renamed "Caliban Thorn") Little Guido Maritato (CW division) Marcus Cor Von (renamed "Mark Cougar" or something) Rob Van Dam Sabu Sandman Stevie Richards Tommy Dreamer Robbie McAllister and Rory McAllister Cherry, Deuce and Domino (given a car for their entrance). Daivari (heel manager role) Teddy Long (face manager role) Tazz
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Post by mja on Apr 17, 2007 3:03:22 GMT -5
Carlito Charlie Haas Chris Masters Edge Eugene Jeff Hardy Jerry Lawler Jim Ross John Cena JTG Kenny Lance Cade Lillian Mickie Randy Orton Santino Marella Shad Shawn Michaels Shelton Benjamin Stone Cold Steve Austin Khali Triple H Umaga Viscera Batista Brian Kendrick Chavo Guerrero Chris Benoit Daivari Finlay Funaki Gregory Helms Hornswoggle Jamie Noble JBL Kane Booker T Mark Henry Matt Hardy MVP Kennedy Paul London Rey Mysterio Teddy Long Undertaker William Regal Lashley CM Punk Elijah Burke Guido Marcus Cor Von Mike Knox RVD Sabu Sandman Stevie Richards Tazz Tommy Dreamer
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Post by bobolebowski on Apr 17, 2007 21:31:17 GMT -5
I would keep
Shawn Michaels The Undertaker CM Punk Elijah Burke Mr. Kennedy Rob Van Dam Chris Benoit Randy Orton Triple H Edge Gregory Helms Sabu Batista Finlay Kane (put the mask back on him) Kenny Dykstra Eugene (turn him back into a pure wrestler) Lance Cade Trevor Murdoch Mike Knox Shelton Benjamin Charlie Haas Santino Marella Shannon Moore MVP Stone Cold Steve Austin Jamie Noble Chris Masters JTG Shad Gaspard William Regal King Booker Kevin Thorn (I would change him back into Mordecai) Tommy Dreamer Super Crazy Rey Mysterio Matt Hardy Jeff Hardy Paul London Brian Kendrick Dave Taylor Marcus Cor Von Bobby Lashley Stevie Richards Johnny Nitro Armando Estrada Umaga Torrie Wilson Melina Victoria Mickie James JR JBL King Tazz
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Post by wwerules60 on Apr 17, 2007 21:52:44 GMT -5
Keep everyone and make most of the midcard and lower midcard guys into tag teams.
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Post by Boomaga on Apr 17, 2007 21:53:31 GMT -5
I'd keep only 5 People. First, Rob Van Dam and CM Punk are the first two, and they will wrestler an Iron Man Match every week on ECW.
Next, I'd get rid of Smackdown and turn it into a new Buddy Comedy/Action show titled "The Grand Adventures of Hornswaggle and The Great Khali"... surefire comedic genius.
Finally, I'd keep Mr Kennedy and turn Raw into a weekly show where Kennedy stands in the center of a sold-out arena and reads off some of the greatest introductions of all times, such as "Now Presenting YOUR Chicago Bulls..." and anything Michael Buffer has ever said. No wrestling, just introductions... followed by a rerun of last Friday's "Grand Adventures of Hornswaggle and The Great Khali".
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