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Post by lildude8218 on Apr 17, 2007 19:20:59 GMT -5
 Vince screamed in pain when a second head began to grow from his left shoulder.  Chavo Guerrero: You mean I have a twin brother?  Way too many guys with multicolored laser pointers in Italy.  Was a Rocky VII really necessary?  Everyone was shocked when Lashley's black makeup started coming off but no one was shocked to find out that he was a white guy.  Italian Eugene was the new Intercontinental Champion.  They had the toilet paper ready for Khali's next Bowel Movement.  Torrie: I'll try harder not to call you "Billy" anymore in bed, okay?   Johnny Nitro does his pregnant goldfish impression for the crowd.  Candice: Red Bull gives you wings! OR What if Johnny Ace had directed X-Men: The Last Stand.  Why did Mickie James carry one Oreo with her to the ring?  *at home in Miami* The Rock: Damn it. BABY! Do you know what happened to The Rock's belt? Damn it Woman, how many times does The Rock have to tell you not to move The Rock's belt?  Melina does the perfect "Scott Hall" walk down the runway.  Torrie and Maria celebrate as Melina morphs into some sort of serpent.  Lance Cade has joined The nWo Wolfpack.  When wheelbarrow racing goes wrong.  Matt consoles Jeff after he found out that Mr. Hooper died.  Was a Rocky Horror remake really neccessary?  Special K makes their shocking debut on Raw.  Cena proves he's hardcore by slamming Orton's face into a bed of nails.  Cena and Orton take on Los Invisadores  Cartman: His name is Cenabutt. He has Randy Orton for an arm!  This is the exact moment that HBK got his foot caught in Edge's throat.  HBK: God your abs feel amazing!  Shawn Michaels literally broke his ass. |
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Post by Just Jay on Apr 17, 2007 19:41:08 GMT -5
lol Gold. Vince: And we're going to South Dakota, and California, and Texas! And then we're going to Washington D.C. to take back the White House.....RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Lance Cade: Like ohmygod! Did I seriously like win a televised match?! GOREGEOUS! |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Apr 17, 2007 19:41:51 GMT -5
HEI! DEN! HEIDEN-REICH! HEI! DEN! HEIDEN-REICH! "Peanuts!" Chioda forgot that this was a ladder match, as the belt started rising towards the rafters with him still holding on. Santino's Tiger Tattoo vs. Batista's Dragon Tattoo at Wrestlemania 24. It'll probably get more press than Money in the Bank IV. Lashley probably called Santino a "tampion" because there seemed to be one stuck to his own head. Hi, I'm Steve-O, and this is "Steal The Belt From Umaga". Tic-Tac-Toe. Tic-Tac-Toe. Tic-Tac-Toe. Tic-Tac-Toe. Tic-Tac-Toe. Tic-Tac-Toe. As hard as Carlito tried, he could not rub the parasitic slug off his chin. TIME THE PLAY THE GAAAAAAMMMMMEE!!! Candice apparently needs cue cards to know how to walk. Maria would later receive a Women's Title shot ater stealing Melina's hairstyle. Wow, Carlito suddenly got a lot sexier. "I once caught a fish THIIIIIIIS big!" Poser Mobile! Where you at, dawg? |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Apr 17, 2007 19:43:44 GMT -5
Vince: And we're going to South Dakota, and California, and Texas! And then we're going to Washington D.C. to take back the White House.....RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! That one is absolutely brilliant. |
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Post by Lino on Apr 17, 2007 19:46:16 GMT -5
RIP Intercontinental Championship |
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Post by Jiren on Apr 17, 2007 19:46:18 GMT -5
Raw somehow became a Christian rock festival Ref: By the power of greyskull The hat made Vince feel like he was Frank Sinatra |
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Post by Tim on Apr 17, 2007 19:54:22 GMT -5
Vince: And we're going to South Dakota, and California, and Texas! And then we're going to Washington D.C. to take back the White House.....RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Haha, I was just about to say that. As soon as the I saw the pic, that's what immediately thought of. |
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Post by Just Jay on Apr 17, 2007 20:01:05 GMT -5
lol Howard Dean for the win.
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Post by John Oates' Moustache on Apr 17, 2007 20:03:48 GMT -5
HEI! DEN! HEIDEN-REICH! HEI! DEN! HEIDEN-REICH! |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Apr 17, 2007 20:07:54 GMT -5
PIPER WINS! PIPER WINS!! |
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Post by Linestra on Apr 17, 2007 20:14:22 GMT -5
Santino's Tiger Tattoo vs. Batista's Dragon Tattoo at Wrestlemania 24. It'll probably get more press than Money in the Bank IV. Too bad it's a lion. |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Apr 17, 2007 20:18:15 GMT -5
Santino's Tiger Tattoo vs. Batista's Dragon Tattoo at Wrestlemania 24. It'll probably get more press than Money in the Bank IV. Too bad it's a lion. Dur, I'm an idiot. Thanks for pointing that out. |
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Post by Zombie Mod on Apr 17, 2007 20:19:37 GMT -5
damn you rajahhhhhh.com......... damn you to hell....... you giave it all away...... damn you.... you maniacs....... i'll be the plant..... ref thinking *why the hell am i holding this up..... no one knows it's still around.* umaga: dont even think about it.... lashley: hey i think he stole my belt..... yeah i thought i'd be one half of a brother-plumber tag team as well...... the italian fans missed johnny parisi.... oh wait they missed out the H..... never mind. Torrie: damn it carlito, i want to know why you moaned billy when we were in bed last night....... Johnny Nitro is gone..... i'm Bob G. Fish now...... coming soon to a cinema near you, a wwe films production of Stop the Angel..... starring umaga as quiet bill, hbk as joe, candice micheal as an angel who was kicked out of heaven who has found a loophole to get back in...... any resembalance to any pre-existing film is purely intentional coincidental. melina: you spin me right round baby ... right round..... i want you're ..looovvvvvveeeee...... right round like a record.... jeff: aw for the love of god will someone fix the anti gravity plating...... but matt..... randy found my bag...... then he walked off with it .... then *sob's* he *sobs* brought it back five minutes later...... and ..... and *sobs* thanked me next time on when drunks attack..... Cena and Orton realise too late that they would never be able to cover up this botch. Shawn: that wasnt a magic trick...... you lied to me again cena..... you pulled that championship belt out of my ass...... |
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Post by balmudo on Apr 17, 2007 20:26:51 GMT -5
"HAGADORN~!" "Weeellll It's the Regular Show!" "I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life!" **SPOILERS**CM Punk's new heel look on the left. |
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