Some Random Questions

[BIG DUNC]

Hey, new to the forum.. so hello and i hope you're all getting fat off easter eggs like me.

Figured i'd find out once and for all all the questions that have been bugging me for years, and that i can't find the answers to on wiki..

1. what was the name of the wrestler who was supposed to be some sort of superstar, who was found to be producing breast milk, then never seemed to do anything and vanish.

2. actually how bad was the patriot(des wilkes)? By chance when i first watched the WWF, it was at IYH:Ground zero. so i always had the impression that he was some sort of main event wrestler(i'm sure you all remember the first match you ever saw) and not just a crap wrestler with a handy gimmick. my cousin said he was fired cause he broke his shoulder, yet i've read countless people saying he was fired because he was infact crap, and couldnt work a match.. which of these are true, if not both?

3.why do the WWE make the best wrestlers job to the ones they feel have the best gimmicks, even though the current gimmicks are the worst i've ever seen in my life (Cena) and even people that don't appear to have a gimmick, and are hired to be strong(lashley)

4. why don't Shelton benjamin/RVD/Benoit get a push.

5. why is val venis a jobber to nobodies nowadays, i was watching my old skool videos this week, and he's mint.

6. what was the point of trump vs mcmahon? surely it was blatantly obvious that trump would never get his head shaved in a million years(lmao at trump taking that stunner)

Sorry for all the rambling... Regards.

[Citizen Snips Has Left]

1. Nathan Jones actually produced breast milk. Science fact. Also, Lex Luger in the WWF.

2. Don't know why he got fired, but I was never impressed with the dude. They brought him in to main-event with the Hart Foundation, but I kept waiting for Marcus Alexander Bagwell to run out and help him...

3. Let's say Benoit jobs to Cena. Who sells more tickets and moves more merchandise? John Cena. That's why Triple H and Vince always call it "the business". Most fans prefer cool gimmicks over actual wrestling ability. They just don't come on the Internet, so most of us don't believe they exist/hate them.

4. Shelton's terrible on the mic and apparently didn't impress with his attitude after his first push. Benoit, not so swell on the mic, and already held the World Belt (I consider that a huge push), now just getting guys over, which is what he should be doing at this point in his career anyways. RVD, got a HUGE push, got arrested, back to his usual King of the Midcard status.

5. Some guys have to job. Val's a talented hand but his gimmick was played out after a year or so. Had they kept him as Chief Morley, MAYBE he would've broken free. But they can't all be World Champ.

6. Lots and lots and lots of free publicity for Wrestlemania and The Apprentice.

[BIG DUNC]

aah.. thanks for quick replies.

number 1 has been bugging me for years, could see his face, could never remember the name.

and the patriot was crap yep, but it's like the first match you see is special.

I remember the king's comment about Vietnam afterwards rofl.

and i spose 3-6 all make perfect sense.. you can tell i'm out of touch with it all.

Also one more, why was vader so hideously underused... this guy could do a MOONSAULT and was 400+pounds.

Thankyou youtube for having so many random brilliant 10 year old matches.

[salTy]

1. what was the name of the wrestler who was supposed to be some sort of superstar, who was found to be producing breast milk, then never seemed to do anything and vanish.

There's a joke in there, I know it.

2. actually how bad was the patriot(des wilkes)? By chance when i first watched the WWF, it was at IYH:Ground zero. so i always had the impression that he was some sort of main event wrestler(i'm sure you all remember the first match you ever saw) and not just a crap wrestler with a handy gimmick. my cousin said he was fired cause he broke his shoulder, yet i've read countless people saying he was fired because he was infact crap, and couldnt work a match.. which of these are true, if not both?

He was probably fired shortly after Bret Hart left, since there were no more 'Anti-USA' superstars to fight anymore -- much like real patriotism. He seemed pointless anyway, HBK and Austin were more than enough to combat the Hart Foundation.

3.why do the WWE make the best wrestlers job to the ones they feel have the best gimmicks, even though the current gimmicks are the worst i've ever seen in my life (Cena) and even people that don't appear to have a gimmick, and are hired to be strong(lashley)

To piss off smarks, and because Vince still thinks big muscles = big cash payoffs.

4. why don't Shelton benjamin/RVD/Benoit get a push.

RVD was pushed, and is building momentum for another possible push in the future. Benoit is the US Champ, and will probably get another world title shot in the future. However, I seriously doubt Benoit will ever be the top guy again. Benjamin just isn't over. MVP is Shelton Benjamin done right.

5. why is val venis a jobber to nobodies nowadays, i was watching my old skool videos this week, and he's mint.

I guess finding new ways to assimilate porn stars into storylines ran thin.

6. what was the point of trump vs mcmahon? surely it was blatantly obvious that trump would never get his head shaved in a million years(lmao at trump taking that stunner)

Publicity. The WWE fans only cared a little because McMahon was promoting this circus on every show, and because the thought of a bald McMahon is somewhat entertaining. Other than that, it was just a publicity stunt.