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[lildude8218]

Shane McMahon leads the crowd in a rendition of Naughty By Nature's "O.P.P."



Wayne Brady catches Shane McMahon and Umaga on the Kiss Cam.



Melina debuted her new submission hold, the HOE and Arrow



Carlito: You are one of them gay guys, right? I mean...the feathers, the rhinestones, your unhealthy relationship with Triple H...

Flair: *points at Carlito and is about to get angry* *stops* Well on second though....maybe I am



Trevor Murdoch never had so much problems squeezing grapefruits before.



No one had the nerve to ask Cade about his "Sanjaya" haircut.



Randy and Shawn fell for Cena's Chinese Finger Trap Trick again.



The referee distracts Orton with his new slingshot while Edge does his best Rick Rude impression.



Shawn: I know what you're thinking. "Did he stomp on the ground six times or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is Sweet Chin Music, the most powerful finisher in the world, and would kick your teeth clean down your throat, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Orton: I just peed myself...



HBK: Damn head lice *scratches hard*



Referee: Are you okay? Your leg came clean off. I had to replace your right leg with Orton's left leg. You'll be fine once the drugs wear off.



Those post-Wrestlemania hangovers are still affecting many.



JR: Oh my God King! Look at the way their hands are. They were totally jerking each other off....the ladder.



Liu Kang Wins. Fatality!



Matt: TOUCHDOWN!

Jeff: Matt....*sigh* just go wait in the car.



the WWE doesn't care about their tag team division so Matt and Jeff went to Sears to get these pictures taken.



Cena shocked the world when he showed that he could deepthroat a microphone.



Drew Carey: And now on Whose Line Is It Anyway we're gonna play a game called Irish Jig...



Shane desperately tried to signal for the Four Horsemen but they wouldn't come help him.



Vince McMahon was going to be the best damned orchestra conductor there ever was!



Rikishi: *sitting at home* Well, if only I hadn't whined and complained about my spot in the company. Babe! Get me another beer!

Rosey: Stop calling me that!



Vince and Shane made a Scarewhitey to keep solicitors from knocking on their door.



No one knew why Kane was wearing that suit or why he was so pissed at Lashley.



Umaga: Arise Chicken, Arise!

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lildude8218 said:

Sorry I don't have a funny quote, I just stopped by to comment on the size of Orton's legs. Just look at them!

[Ace Diamond]

Matt: Oh come on ref, you can totally see the wires!

[The F'N Captain]

"The rest of the guys were getting a little tired of Randy's "clothing optional" attitude when they went to TGIFridays...."



Matt-"Dude We are so the champs!"
JEff-"ORLY?!"

[Sajoa Moe]

Shane McMahon hangs tough. Oh-oh-oh-OH-oh.



Tonight, on a very special "Cheaters", Bobby finds out that Umaga has been untrue...



Candice: Sting, is that you?



T-REX! RAWR



KAMEHAME-HAAAAAA!!!!



Randy Orton is the first eliminated from Dancing With the Stars after horribly screwing up the Mambo.



Orton: Mike Chioda...will you marry me?
Chioda: Oh Randy, you've made me the happiest girl in the world!



Ref 1: Pick a hand.
Ref 2: Okay, that one.
Ref 1: *holds out hand* Nope. Pick again.
Ref 2: Uhh, that one.
Ref 1: You want that one?
Ref 2: Yeah.
Ref 1: Are you sure?
Ref 2: Yeah.
Ref 1: YOU'RE RIGHT! (whacks him with a sledgehammer)



KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!



Wow, Lita sure got ugly...oh, that's Jeff.



That's the ugliest damn slide whistle I've ever seen.



BECAUSE KURT ANGLE IS BACK ON RAW, BABY!! WHOO!!

[Zombie Mod]

Shane: yes it's true.... i am the only mcmahon left with hair.... my robot mother's is a wig.



lashley holds up raw's start to finish watching his soap opea.



Melina shows candice how messed up her copy of the karma sutra is.



Carlito: no sports bra again....... dat's not cool.

Flair: Hey.......cut that crap out



Trevor Murdoch tried with all his strength but even he couldnt open the life sized ric flair jar of pickles.




hbk & orton both curse the inventer of superglue while the ref laughs his head off.



hbk faints & orton screams as the ref kills the little bunny rabbit he made with his hands.



Shawn: i told you to leave my wife's bag alone......

Orton: sorry man, i just saw it and i couldnt help myself.



HBK: damn it we just went to a comercial, excuse me while i wait for the tv to come back.
orton: awww not again....



Referee: i'm sorry to say this, mr. micheals...... but you have ripped your pants.



ref thinking: "if i cant see them, then they cant see me.....now i dont have to be a part of this damned match"



hbk: hey get off me...... all i'm doing is relaxing using my randy orton doll..... available at wwe shopzone now....



shelton: damn you gravity.......



Matt: oh my god your floating dude.....

Jeff: great he found one off my old bag's again.



Matt: wait till i show lita this, then she'll take me back..... if only for the night

Jeff: and people wonder why i used to get stoned all the damned time.



Cena instantly regretted betting that he would eat the mic infront of the whole world if hbk & edge were cheered more than he was.



coming to a cinema near you soon, a wwe films presents rip off of resevoir dogs botched jewel heist.



Umaga: we can rebuild him...... we have the technology!
shane: who let him watch dogma again?

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

Randy: I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted!



Ashley invented that move.



Victoria and Matt Hardy = tag team champs



Ref: I see the problem, Mr Michaels had this big rubber fist jammed in his rectum.

[Next Level was WRONG]

"For $10000, IS IT JIMMY HENDRIX?"

*Losing noise*

"Oh, bad luck Steve. Hopefully our next contestant will have more luck.."



"D.."

"..og"

"Dog."

Lashley: "I knew that spending my entire live savings on my new T.V. would a good idea"



"Can't we just buy a real bow-flex?"



Torrie: "Why must you ALWAYS embarrass yourself in front of my Dad!?."



"Sing to the people!"



WWE's version of "Deliverance" didn't do as well as originally hoped.



When narcolepsy strikes IV.



"That's my chewing gum!"



It was at this point that Randy's obsession with winning at charades caused Shawn to die of boredom.



"Hey guys look, I flick this switch and I sound like a robot. How freakin' cool is that!?"

"Yeah,.. yeah.. that's, that's really great John. Uh, shouldn't you be at work?"



"Let's never speak of that fishing trip again."



"Now, where are the rebels hiding!? Tell me or this cat gets it!"

[Jiren]

Shane:"GO WEST, LIFE IS PEACEFUL THERE!!!!!!!"


Vince has told Lashly on many occasions not to watch his gay porn at work


Mileena shows off her new gimmick "The Evil Chiropractor"


Flair wasn't impressed with Carlito's "WOOOO" attempt


Cirque de crap


Orton: "Mr referee, Will you marry me"
Shawn faints out of shock, while Edge thought one day he would be Ortons bride


Shawn: "I'm the dog, the big bad dog"
Orton: "Oh crap shawn's lost it"


Cena: "Wait weren't you one of the rockers"
Edge: "Cena your not supposed to remember that"


Each guy: "Hand me the Keys you f***ing c**ksucker"

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Umaga: "Wax on, Wax off"


Coming soon from WWE films "A nightmare on RAW street" starring Vince as Teddy Kreeger


It was a b***h trying to get Umaga's Life size Lashley Teddy bear to stand


Vince: "it's like looking in a mirror, Only Not"


Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku

[W?Y]

I just want to say, Vince looks absolutely dapper in that fedora.

[Brother Photino]

Matt: I'M JEFF

Jeff: I'M MATT

Both: SWERVE!!!!

[Lt. Palumbo]

Randy: Shawn, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls

[Libertine]

Shane's looking more and more like his Dad as time goes on.

[Ace Diamond]

photino said:

Matt: I'M JEFF

Jeff: I'M MATT

Both: SWERVE!!!!

VHAT A TWEEST OF FATE!

["St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers]

Bwhaha! "Scarewhitey" is the new best term ever.