Post by lildude8218 on Feb 16, 2007 14:00:06 GMT -5
Since somone is disturbed by MVP's music I made the title as an homage to his theme. Also, these are halfassed captions, I just wasn't into it this week. Not feeling that great.
After the success of "Gay, Straight, or Married?" Donald Trump introduced his new Dating show coming to NBC: Man or Woman?
Vince had a hard time sitting through Trump's acapella version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
This wasn't a fan sign, it was actually how members of WWE Creative present their ideas for angles now.
Everyone was extremely bothered by Donald Trump dressing up as Hitler when he came to the company Costume Party.
Nitro: No No No! I do NOT like the way these mannequins are positioned at all. We'll have to do this layout all over again!
Nitro: Ugh, it gives me chills when she makes that Jazz face.
Khali: *yawns* Okay big stretch now! If I don't do this every morning I'm stiff for the whole day.
No one was sure why Piper was doing shadow puppet theater but he sure gave it his all.
Dusty: I was told there would be waffles!
Umaga: I'll WAFFLE YOU!
Steve-O's Scottish Cousin was here for revenge.
When Piper showed Umaga his own reflection, it killed the monster.
Piper: Can I call you Ace?
This was the worst game of Spin the Bottle that Dusty ever played. But Umaga was prepared to french him like all the rest.
In a shocking turn of events, Tinkerbelle flew in to hold Dusty's hand.
It was about this time that the shocked audience wished for two things. 1) They wish Piper had worn something under his kilt and 2) They wish he had trimmed those bushy white pubes of his.
The next morning, Meltzer gave the "Father Time/Baby New Year" match 4.5 stars.
This was the only way to get him to take his pills.
Cena slipped Edge the old V1 and even Kennedy was shocked.
Tazz: URINAGE!!!!!!!
Cena: Dude, look at the Titantron.
Edge: *looks*
Cena: No, don't look NOW.
Edge: Well you told me to look.
Cena: Well I meant be nonchalant about it, idiot.
Edge: Well what do you want me to see anyway?
Cena: The referee is totally taking a dump in his pants right now. I said don't look right now!
Edge: *sighs* FINE
Batista: I told you storing a finisher each would be a smart thing to do
Taker: Thanks honey.
Referee: *thinking to self* Okay, just be cool. They're totally gonna kiss, just like in your dreams but this is totally real, right? *reaches down and pinches his arm* Ow! Yeah, this is totally real and totally HOT. Just make sure they don't realize you're watching.
HBK: What a limp handshake! What are you? some kinda...you know...?
Cena: Wait a minute! I'm supposed to be making the gay jokes!
After the success of "Gay, Straight, or Married?" Donald Trump introduced his new Dating show coming to NBC: Man or Woman?
Vince had a hard time sitting through Trump's acapella version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
This wasn't a fan sign, it was actually how members of WWE Creative present their ideas for angles now.
Everyone was extremely bothered by Donald Trump dressing up as Hitler when he came to the company Costume Party.
Nitro: No No No! I do NOT like the way these mannequins are positioned at all. We'll have to do this layout all over again!
Nitro: Ugh, it gives me chills when she makes that Jazz face.
Khali: *yawns* Okay big stretch now! If I don't do this every morning I'm stiff for the whole day.
No one was sure why Piper was doing shadow puppet theater but he sure gave it his all.
Dusty: I was told there would be waffles!
Umaga: I'll WAFFLE YOU!
Steve-O's Scottish Cousin was here for revenge.
When Piper showed Umaga his own reflection, it killed the monster.
Piper: Can I call you Ace?
This was the worst game of Spin the Bottle that Dusty ever played. But Umaga was prepared to french him like all the rest.
In a shocking turn of events, Tinkerbelle flew in to hold Dusty's hand.
It was about this time that the shocked audience wished for two things. 1) They wish Piper had worn something under his kilt and 2) They wish he had trimmed those bushy white pubes of his.
The next morning, Meltzer gave the "Father Time/Baby New Year" match 4.5 stars.
This was the only way to get him to take his pills.
Cena slipped Edge the old V1 and even Kennedy was shocked.
Tazz: URINAGE!!!!!!!
Cena: Dude, look at the Titantron.
Edge: *looks*
Cena: No, don't look NOW.
Edge: Well you told me to look.
Cena: Well I meant be nonchalant about it, idiot.
Edge: Well what do you want me to see anyway?
Cena: The referee is totally taking a dump in his pants right now. I said don't look right now!
Edge: *sighs* FINE
Batista: I told you storing a finisher each would be a smart thing to do
Taker: Thanks honey.
Referee: *thinking to self* Okay, just be cool. They're totally gonna kiss, just like in your dreams but this is totally real, right? *reaches down and pinches his arm* Ow! Yeah, this is totally real and totally HOT. Just make sure they don't realize you're watching.
HBK: What a limp handshake! What are you? some kinda...you know...?
Cena: Wait a minute! I'm supposed to be making the gay jokes!
