|
Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Feb 15, 2007 19:10:55 GMT -5
And great read's such as this-
Batista is featured on the cover of the latest edition of WWE Magazine (March 2007 issue). This month's 'Fantasy Warfare' is between Batista and Brock Lesnar. Unsurprisingly, they say that Brock Lesnar would be no match for Batista and his 'power & surprising speed', which would catch Lesnar off-guard. Also, once 'Lesnar's go-to-grappling attack fell short, he'd be a demoralized heap, primed and wide open for a Batista Bomb'. The magazine also takes aim at Bill Goldberg by saying that the 'Goldberg' chants were piped-in. There was a feature in the magazine talking about "The Belt Of The Future" and what accessories it would have. The magazine wrote, "Bose Speakers: For those times when the piped-in crowd chants just aren't enough. Hear that Goldberg?"
|
|
|
Post by wrath on Feb 15, 2007 19:17:54 GMT -5
How catty! REOOOW!
|
|
|
Post by Tyfo on Feb 15, 2007 19:19:22 GMT -5
Brock and Goldberg brought any critisism they'll ever get on themselves.
f*** em
|
|
AriadosMan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Your friendly neighborhood superhero
Posts: 15,620
|
Post by AriadosMan on Feb 15, 2007 19:21:05 GMT -5
Vince is so mature, he's above taking cheap shots at his former employees Roffle at the "amazing speed of Batista".
|
|
|
Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Feb 15, 2007 19:22:59 GMT -5
Serious Cat is not amused at Double Double E Magazine....
|
|
|
Post by eJm on Feb 15, 2007 19:33:28 GMT -5
Hey WWE Magazine. What happened to you, man? You used to be cool.
|
|
|
Post by odanobunaga on Feb 15, 2007 19:44:10 GMT -5
So we must hate Goldberg for not renewing his contract?
|
|
|
Post by Well, Youre Wrong on Feb 15, 2007 19:45:51 GMT -5
WWE Magazine is such a bitch!
|
|
|
Post by Tyfo on Feb 15, 2007 19:47:05 GMT -5
So we must hate Goldberg for not renewing his contract? Or for not giving a wax about the business that made him. Cause it sure as hell wasnt his memorible stint with the Atlanta Falcons.
|
|
|
Post by wrath on Feb 15, 2007 19:47:48 GMT -5
Knowing full well they would take Brock back in a heart beat if they could. Probably Goldberg too.
|
|
|
Post by Mayonnaise on Feb 15, 2007 19:50:36 GMT -5
So we must hate Goldberg for not renewing his contract? No I hate him for his stance on the business that made him and its fans. Not mention letting his WCW push go to his head and picking fights backstage and getting his ass kicked due to it.
|
|
bigHEADinc
El Dandy
Wanted Conway Twitty as a special title.
lest we forget...
Posts: 7,711
|
Post by bigHEADinc on Feb 15, 2007 20:06:09 GMT -5
So they took two shots at guys who aren't employed by them, one of them to make one of their current employees look stronger?
Oh my god, go get the President on the phone, because lord knows this is a huge problem...
|
|
|
Post by odanobunaga on Feb 15, 2007 20:07:35 GMT -5
Nah I never cared for Goldberg either guys, but I just find amusing the magazine crap all over him and Brock.
And why put Batista over? It´s not like he will be over for long methinks.
|
|
|
Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Feb 15, 2007 20:07:36 GMT -5
Batista is LIGHTNING QUICK.
Like LIGHTNING!
|
|
Jeff Mack
Don Corleone
Drago is mankind's greatest hero
Posts: 1,362
|
Post by Jeff Mack on Feb 15, 2007 23:51:27 GMT -5
Are they serious? Brock Lesner had SPEED especially for a big man, plus tons of moves. Although he did lack the ability to shake the ropes quickly and pretend to shoot a machine gun.
|
|
mo
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
"Here are the young men, the weight on their shoulders..."
Posts: 16,624
|
Post by mo on Feb 16, 2007 0:09:51 GMT -5
regardless, new mostly non-kayfabed WWE Magazine is simply awesome
|
|
B.A.
Grimlock
Posts: 13,335
|
Post by B.A. on Feb 16, 2007 0:10:53 GMT -5
Brock is still and overall better wrestler then Batista. Youve got to be kidding me!
Brocks age would do Batista in no doubt.
|
|
|
Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 16, 2007 0:10:58 GMT -5
Well to be fair, at one point Goldberg's chants were part of his music track.
|
|
|
Post by -Lithium- on Feb 16, 2007 0:12:48 GMT -5
Lesnar would destroy Batista in a kayfabe or real fight, but the new WWE magazine really sucks. Sorry but magazines full of kayfabeness arent interesting at all. The new magazine is really cool to read...
|
|
|
Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 16, 2007 0:46:45 GMT -5
Are they serious? Brock Lesner had SPEED especially for a big man, plus tons of moves. Although he did lack the ability to shake the ropes quickly and pretend to shoot a machine gun. Oh, they always take the current WWE guy over the other one: August 2006, The Great Khali VS Andre The Giant. WWE's pick: Khali. Septemer 2006, Umaga VS George "The Animal" Steel. WWE's pick: Umaga. October 2006, Tommy Dreamer VS Abdullah the Butcher. WWE's pick: Draw. November 2006, The Boogeyman VS Papa Shango. WWE's pick: Boogeyman. December 2006, Mickie James VS Wendi Ritcher. WWE's pick: Mickie. Holiday 2006, The Highlanders VS The Bushwhackers. WWE's pick: Highlanders. January 2007, Tatanka VS Chief Jay Strongbow. WWE's Pick: Tatanka. February 2007, Little Bastard VS Little Beaver. WWE's Pick: Little Beaver, by DQ. Out of 8 Fantasy Warfares, only two aren't won by current WWE guys. And, of those two, one's a draw and the other has the old wrestler winning by DQ. I guess Vince doesn't want his guys to look weak even fantasy land.
|
|