I love DOUBLE DOUBLE magazine!

[Vice honcho room temperature]

hulk6785 said:

jeffmack said:

Are they serious? Brock Lesner had SPEED especially for a big man, plus tons of moves. Although he did lack the ability to shake the ropes quickly and pretend to shoot a machine gun.

Oh, they always take the current WWE guy over the other one:

August 2006, The Great Khali VS Andre The Giant. WWE's pick: Khali.

Septemer 2006, Umaga VS George "The Animal" Steel. WWE's pick: Umaga.

October 2006, Tommy Dreamer VS Abdullah the Butcher. WWE's pick: Draw.

November 2006, The Boogeyman VS Papa Shango. WWE's pick: Boogeyman.

December 2006, Mickie James VS Wendi Ritcher. WWE's pick: Mickie.

Holiday 2006, The Highlanders VS The Bushwhackers. WWE's pick: Highlanders.

January 2007, Tatanka VS Chief Jay Strongbow. WWE's Pick: Tatanka.

February 2007, Little Bastard VS Little Beaver. WWE's Pick: Little Beaver, by DQ.

Out of 8 Fantasy Warfares, only two aren't won by current WWE guys. And, of those two, one's a draw and the other has the old wrestler winning by DQ. I guess Vince doesn't want his guys to look weak even fantasy land.

Poor Dreamer. Can't even win a contest that is obviously rigged in his favor.

And why wonder what title belts will have as accessories in the future? Here's an idea how about they be title belts and that's it.

[Hulkshi Tanahashi]

theone6643 said:

hulk6785 said:

Oh, they always take the current WWE guy over the other one:

August 2006, The Great Khali VS Andre The Giant. WWE's pick: Khali.

Septemer 2006, Umaga VS George "The Animal" Steel. WWE's pick: Umaga.

October 2006, Tommy Dreamer VS Abdullah the Butcher. WWE's pick: Draw.

November 2006, The Boogeyman VS Papa Shango. WWE's pick: Boogeyman.

December 2006, Mickie James VS Wendi Ritcher. WWE's pick: Mickie.

Holiday 2006, The Highlanders VS The Bushwhackers. WWE's pick: Highlanders.

January 2007, Tatanka VS Chief Jay Strongbow. WWE's Pick: Tatanka.

February 2007, Little Bastard VS Little Beaver. WWE's Pick: Little Beaver, by DQ.

Out of 8 Fantasy Warfares, only two aren't won by current WWE guys. And, of those two, one's a draw and the other has the old wrestler winning by DQ. I guess Vince doesn't want his guys to look weak even fantasy land.

Poor Dreamer. Can't even win a contest that is obviously rigged in his favor.

And why wonder what title belts will have as accessories in the future? Here's an idea how about they be title belts and that's it.

I know. They won't even put him over in a fantasy match.

[A Magician Named SHAKE]

jeffmack said:

Are they serious? Brock Lesner had SPEED especially for a big man, plus tons of moves. Although he did lack the ability to shake the ropes quickly and pretend to shoot a machine gun.

Don't forget the mock pooping squat.

What? Did Lesnar ever pretend to poop?

[Nickie James]

ejm said:

Hey WWE Magazine. What happened to you, man? You used to be cool.

Editor: "Hey! We're still cool! " *publishes pictures of hot WWE Divas*

[willywonka666]

WWE is petty-bottom line. I also find it surprising that they put Khali over Andre-I mean come on, give me a break

[odanobunaga]

August 2006, The Great Khali VS Andre The Giant. WWE's pick: Khali.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAH!

October 2006, Tommy Dreamer VS Abdullah the Butcher. WWE's pick: Draw.

Holy crap they Job Tommy even in the magazine .

[Mayonnaise]

willywonka666 said:

I also find it surprising that they put Khali over Andre-I mean come on, give me a break

Its been awhile since I read the article but, I think they went with end of his career/life Andre saying that most remember him from that era. While it wouldn't be a squash, I would pick Khali over that Andre everytime.

[eJm]

nicole said:

ejm said:

Hey WWE Magazine. What happened to you, man? You used to be cool.

Editor: "Hey! We're still cool! " *publishes pictures of hot WWE Divas*

Dude, if I wanted to see hot chicks, I'd put 'Hot Chicks' on Google

[The Curmudgeon]

Ding - a nice little reminder of why I never buy any official WWE magazines. Lesnar would SMOKE Batista. Batista can hardly pull of a body slam anymore. The guy is DONE.

[Michael Coello]

Batista is so quick, like a cat. He has that catchascatch can style![/HBK]

Seriously? What bastards WWE magazine are.

[willywonka666]

jinxed said:

willywonka666 said:

I also find it surprising that they put Khali over Andre-I mean come on, give me a break

Its been awhile since I read the article but, I think they went with end of his career/life Andre saying that most remember him from that era. While it wouldn't be a squash, I would pick Khali over that Andre everytime.

Well Hell I know most people do recall him from that era but he could barely move-why not put Mad Dog vachon(with his artificial leg) against Rob Conway and watch him lose

[Desi]

You all act as if this isn't something WWE hasn't done before.

And I'd love to see Batista/Lesnar but it's never gonna happen.

[willywonka666]

I just didn't think the E would do that to Andre, he never pissed them off, and he's one of the few the E never took a shot at, Khali will not be remembered as a great big man at this rate

[Desi]

willywonka666 said:

I just didn't think the E would do that to Andre, he never pissed them off, and he's one of the few the E never took a shot at, Khali will not be remembered as a great big man at this rate

I've learn to go "Never say never" when it comes to WWE, for better or worse.

[Sajoa Moe]

Andre would take a Brain Chop, then chug a bottle of vodka and ask for another.