The "I'm Going To Jersey" Raw Caption Thread

[lildude8218]

Yeah, I leave for Jersey in 4 and a half hours and will be gone for a few days so I wanted to do this Raw thread late tonight so I wouldn't miss out.



It was John Cena's first trip to Disneyland seeing "Great Moments With Mr. Lincoln."



When Square Dances Go Wrong, this spring on Fox.



The young male puffs his chest out to appear larger to his older foe. This fight for a chance to mate with a female can last several hours.



Maria was already proving to be a poor Triple H replacement for DX.



Stephanie McMahon's return was the biggest surprise of this Raw.



Conan O Brien would prove to be the best Raw GM of all time.



TV MA? Butt Secks? I DON'T KNOW??



He hit her so hard that her face exploded.



After viewing this, Vicki Guerrero immediately asked why she didn't have cake in her dressing room.



Look! Shad even stole Val Venis' gimmick! He's wearing a damn towel!



Randy: This is another fine mess you've gotten me into.

Edge: Look, you were the one who said "Bet I can stick my head through that." You got yourself into this!

Randy: Don't even look at me right now.



HBK: I've seen your face before my friend. But I don't know if you know who I am.



Because of Torrie, Masters now had a terrible bee sting on his ass.



The all-new CBS Undercover Cop Drama was pulling in great ratings.



Moments before John told his mom he didn't like playing with Uncle Khali.



Umaga gets ready to show Cena his secrets to staying pencil thin.



[insert "Stick Me Finger in his Butthole" joke here]



Cena always gagged on Nyquil but it was the only way he would feel better.

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

Have a safe trip!

["St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers]

Dude, I live in Jersey. Let me tell you from 18 years of experience: stay home.

[Vice honcho room temperature]

buckyayo said:

Dude, I live in Jersey. Let me tell you from 18 years of experience: stay home.

Party pooper.

Why are you going? Where exactly? Why? For how long?

[lildude8218]

theone6643 said:

buckyayo said:

Dude, I live in Jersey. Let me tell you from 18 years of experience: stay home.

Party pooper.

Why are you going? Where exactly? Why? For how long?

It's a long story and I probably shouldn't air out my family's business on a message board. It's a situation where my parents and I have to make a trip up north for a somewhat annoying situation and instead of heading up to New York and turning around and coming right back we're trying to have a mini "vacation."

So we are following the person who needs to get back to NY in our car up until Virginia, they're continuing on home (in theory) and then the next morning we're heading to Seaside Heights which is a favorite family vacation spot on the Jersey Shore. My mom is also going to try to convince my dad to head down to Atlantic City. I'm not sure how long I'll be gone. Should be back by Friday at the earliest. Probably Saturday at the latest.

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

Khali - 'sup.

Cena - You're very tall.

Khali - Thank you.



Wrestling boards across the internets exploded Kenny messed up an STO by forgetting to kick out Hardy's leg.



Tazz - He's hanging upside down like a wierd, creepy, bat-thing.

Styles - You mean a crack addict.

Tazz - Dat's der bunny.



Maria bleeds DX green!



Despite Rosie's best efforts, the roof stubbornly remained at it's standard elevation.



Trump - 'This is a five thousand dollar suit, COME ON!!'



Trump's attempted Complete Shot goes horribly wrong.



Taking a page from Fist of the North Star, Trump wins the match by punching Rosie in the face, causing her head to explode.



HBK can't believe that a guy in the second row wore tweed with those pants.



Armando and Lawler were too engrossed with watching Law and Order on the monitors to pay attention to the match.



Cena remembers that he left a roast in the oven.



Cena - 'Buckleys tastes awful.'

Umaga - 'But it works.'

["St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers]

vanvader said:

Wrestling boards across the internets exploded Kenny messed up an STO by forgetting to kick Hardy's leg out of his leg.

Fixed.

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

buckyayo said:

vanvader said:

Wrestling boards across the internets exploded Kenny messed up an STO by forgetting to kick Hardy's leg out of his leg.

Fixed.

Sources have told me that Kenny is not, despite popular rumor, a nugget.

["St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers]

Well, I can understand that. I mean, he tried to be a nice guy, dammit.

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

buckyayo said:

Well, I can understand that. I mean, he tried to be a nice guy, dammit.

But enough was enough! It was time for a change!!

["St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers]

You owe me for letting you use that one. I accept payment in the form of nothing.

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

buckyayo said:

You owe me for letting you use that one. I accept payment in the form of nothing.

Your nothing is in the mail.

["St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers]

I must now sleep. Have a good day or night, sir or madam, depending on where you are and what gender you may choose to call yourself.

[thegame415]

Maria after filiming the upcoming XXX tape One Night in Punk

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

thegame415 said:

Maria after filiming the upcoming XXX tape One Night in Punk

Apparently, Punk never lies down for anybody.

'cause he's always bendin' over!

*ba-dum chhh*

[mrchimpus]

Music: Tell me a lie...
HBK: I've lost my smile....again.

["Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat]

I have nothing to add but ACE STEEL ON RAW!! SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE!!

[Lt. Palumbo]

Randy: 'Triple H's quad isn't in heaven Shawn...........IT'S IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!'

[Lt. Palumbo]

JR: 'That's not made of chocolate, King!!!'

King: 'ummm.......'

["Playboy" Don Douglas]

Hey, I've actually wanted to go to New Jersey for a while, if for no other reason than my favorite band came from Lodi (and currently reside in Vernon)

Looking for something to do in New Jersey? Check www.weirdnj.com
That's another reason I want to go.