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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 6, 2007 12:27:57 GMT -5
they could give him Hassan's old gimmick but put a Colt spin on it.
That's right....coming soon to World Wrestling Entertainment.....Colt Catalibana
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Post by amsiraK on Jan 6, 2007 12:38:16 GMT -5
I swear to got, I thought the title of this thread was: Colt Cabana massaged my back... My eyes need to slow the F down when they read. On-topic, sweet! And I have to hunt out a clip of that "CopaCabana" 'cuz that's too damn funny.
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Post by therob on Jan 6, 2007 13:14:48 GMT -5
Why Cabana has never been signed is a HUGE mystery to me. The guy can so naturally cut a promo it is INSANE. I truely think that Cabana is going to be this generations Stevie Richards. Not only that he is an amazing worker all together.
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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 6, 2007 13:25:54 GMT -5
I swear to got, I thought the title of this thread was: Colt Cabana massaged my back... My eyes need to slow the F down when they read. On-topic, sweet! And I have to hunt out a clip of that "CopaCabana" 'cuz that's too damn funny. Well you could've thought the guy writing this was a pirate. "Colt Cabana massaged me back ARRRR!"
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Post by DSR on Jan 6, 2007 13:52:52 GMT -5
I don't know why, but I'd mark out for the Cabana back massage.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 6, 2007 13:59:04 GMT -5
I don't know why, but I'd mark out for the Cabana back massage. That needs to be a spot in his next match.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2007 14:10:44 GMT -5
BAH GAWD WHAT'S THIS KEENG?!??! CABANA IS GOING FOR THE BACK MASSAGE! HE LURED HIS OPPONENT INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY!!!!
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Post by DSR on Jan 6, 2007 14:12:07 GMT -5
I don't know why, but I'd mark out for the Cabana back massage. That needs to be a spot in his next match. Some old school heel character goes for a back rake, Cabana gives him directions ("lower, harder, to the right a little bit"). When this proves unsatisfactory, Cabana turns the heel around and massages him?
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Jan 6, 2007 14:13:02 GMT -5
What the hells a Colt Cabana? *awaits the indy fans anger*
No, but really, who the hell is Colt Cabana?
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 6, 2007 14:17:04 GMT -5
That needs to be a spot in his next match. Some old school heel character goes for a back rake, Cabana gives him directions ("lower, harder, to the right a little bit"). When this proves unsatisfactory, Cabana turns the heel around and massages him? I would mark out like a little girl.
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Post by H-Fist on Jan 6, 2007 14:50:12 GMT -5
What the hells a Colt Cabana? *awaits the indy fans anger* No, but really, who the hell is Colt Cabana? Colt Cabana trained with CM Punk in Chicago (ACe Steel and Danny Dominion were the trainers). They wrestled in the midwest before Punk got the call to ROH. Cabana followed, they feuded, they eventually teamed up to form the Second City Saints. The stable also included Ace Steel. Cabana is a big man by ROH standards, probably about 6'2" and 240-250lbs. He mainly was used as a comedic foil to Punk's ultraserious promos against Raven in their bloody 2003 feud. He acts like he's a little bit stupid and goofy. He works goofy stuff into his matches, like scooting on his back from the center of the ring over to the apron to look up valet Lacey's skirt, for example. But beyond the goofiness, he is a strong in ring talent. He mainly works a brawling/catch style (by ROH standards), but has trained/toured England enough to be a strong chain wrestler. And he also has a real impressive asai moonsault and hurricanrana. And his entrance music has been "Copacabana" and a remix. So basically, he is the kind of guy who would fit perfectly into WWE's sports/entertainer style. A fat Jewish kid from Chicago suburbs who is flat-out f***ing awesome.
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Post by The Line on Jan 6, 2007 14:54:24 GMT -5
I thought for sure he was getting signed. He was put over so well on Velocity, even more so than Punk.
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Post by therob on Jan 6, 2007 14:56:06 GMT -5
I wish it was online but at PWG Uncanny Xmas Colt reads his list of Hanuka presents and it was quite funny. One of them was Passion of the Christ on dvd with Hebrew subtitles.
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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on Jan 6, 2007 15:00:11 GMT -5
What the hells a Colt Cabana? *awaits the indy fans anger* No, but really, who the hell is Colt Cabana? One of the most talented guys in Ring of Honor today. Check youtube to see some of his matches. I suggest this one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvuLGoAAz-o
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Post by Sim on Jan 6, 2007 15:06:26 GMT -5
I want a Cabanarama headband. If he ever made it to the big 2, those would sell like hotcakes.
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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on Jan 6, 2007 15:11:47 GMT -5
I found this on Cabana's website Cabana's in the back and yes, the guy in the red is CM Punk
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Post by KyleR007 on Jan 6, 2007 15:43:48 GMT -5
That needs to be a spot in his next match. Some old school heel character goes for a back rake, Cabana gives him directions ("lower, harder, to the right a little bit"). When this proves unsatisfactory, Cabana turns the heel around and massages him? Well he's worked locking arms and dancing with his opponent in as a spot, so why not, I'd mark out hardcore for it.
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Post by HMARK Center on Jan 6, 2007 15:48:33 GMT -5
Let's not forget Cabana's greatest move of all:
"FLYING A**HOLE!"
That's right, Cabana tosses his opponent into a turnbuckle, rears back, runs, and hits a flying butt bump on them.
I gotta say, I miss Cabana yelling "YABBA-DABBA-DOO!" in some matches, since, if he put on the caveman outfit, he'd be a dead ringer for Fred Flintstone.
Also, let's not forget "Colt Cabana IS Twinkie the Kid."
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Post by Will Has 'Til Five, Ref on Jan 6, 2007 16:43:14 GMT -5
Why Cabana has never been signed is a HUGE mystery to me. The guy can so naturally cut a promo it is INSANE. I truely think that Cabana is going to be this generations Stevie Richards. If Colt is this generation's Stevie Richards he better stay far away from the 'E because we all know what a wonderful job Vince and UnCreative have done with Stevie.
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Post by heffer111 on Jan 6, 2007 20:13:58 GMT -5
twinkie kid
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