Legion
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Hail Hydra!
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Post by Legion on Jan 6, 2007 20:19:37 GMT -5
Everyone hates Vince for what he did with Stevie, but to be honest he pushed Stevie as RTC Stevie and he got over for a bit
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Post by The Portable Stove on Jan 6, 2007 21:17:33 GMT -5
Let me just say this.
Wrestling needs more Colt Cabana.
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Post by Shy Guy on Jan 6, 2007 21:39:46 GMT -5
I wish it was online but at PWG Uncanny Xmas Colt reads his list of Hanuka presents and it was quite funny. One of them was Passion of the Christ on dvd with Hebrew subtitles. was it better than the colt cabana three way list? cause that thing is effing legendary.
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jan 6, 2007 21:48:43 GMT -5
I wish it was online but at PWG Uncanny Xmas Colt reads his list of Hanuka presents and it was quite funny. One of them was Passion of the Christ on dvd with Hebrew subtitles. was it better than the colt cabana three way list? cause that thing is effing legendary. DON'T HATE....APPRECIATE!
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Post by rrey619 on Jan 6, 2007 23:52:47 GMT -5
Is Colt Cabana free to sign with WWE or TNA at this time? The reason why I ask is due to reports that WSX has everybody signed that worked their recent tapings. I'm thinking, although I could be wrong, that Cabana may not even be available to WWE anymore.
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H-Fist
Hank Scorpio
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Post by H-Fist on Jan 7, 2007 2:34:20 GMT -5
"I'm Colt Cabana, and I'm just playin' through."
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Post by wolfe3001 on Jan 7, 2007 2:40:00 GMT -5
Let's not forget Cabana's greatest move of all: "FLYING A**HOLE!" That's right, Cabana tosses his opponent into a turnbuckle, rears back, runs, and hits a flying butt bump on them. Meh. Still not as good as the asspunch. youtube.com/watch?v=cCfozXOTAQk
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thiazzi
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Post by thiazzi on Jan 7, 2007 3:43:56 GMT -5
Beef Wellington sucks.
Quick, somebody start one of those lame internet petitions to get Colt on tv.
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therob
Hank Scorpio
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Post by therob on Jan 7, 2007 16:40:11 GMT -5
I wish it was online but at PWG Uncanny Xmas Colt reads his list of Hanuka presents and it was quite funny. One of them was Passion of the Christ on dvd with Hebrew subtitles. was it better than the colt cabana three way list? cause that thing is effing legendary. No not as good as his three way list but still pretty damn funny.
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Post by Cactus Jack on Jan 7, 2007 17:04:09 GMT -5
He seems like a nice guy.
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KLRA
El Dandy
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Post by KLRA on Jan 7, 2007 17:25:48 GMT -5
was it better than the colt cabana three way list? cause that thing is effing legendary. No not as good as his three way list but still pretty damn funny. Colt Cabana: Seeing that this is the Trios tournament, and one of my partners is Steve Corino, I have come up with a list. A list of people that Colt Cabana would like to have a three-way with. (Bryan unfolds the list, which appears to be quite lengthy) Bryan Riegel: Brittany Spears and Christina Aguilera...Madonna and Cher...Ginger and Mary Anne...Bertha Faye and Alundra Blayze...Peg Bundy and Marcy Darcy...The Jumping Bomb Angels...Charlie's Angels...The Olsen Twins (crowd starts a Colt chant)...The Sweet Valley High Twins...the black chicks from Sister, Sister...The Duff Sisters...The Pointer Sisters...any two hot nuns...Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty...Suzanne Sommers circa Three's Company and Suzanne Sommers circa Step by Step...Dark Journey and Sweet Sapphire (Corino: "She's Dead!")...Jackie Brown and Foxxy Brown...Apr(Bryan: "Are you sure?" Colt: "Read it!" )April Hunter and Slyck Wagner Brown (CM Punk: "Whoa whoa whoa...Don't Hate...Appreciate!")...Sensational Sherri and Peggy Sue...Wilma Flintstone and Betty Rubble...Laverne and Shirley...Marsha and Carol Brady...Anne Heche and Ellen DeGeneres...Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young...Fashion Queen Barbie and Skiing Vacation Barbie....and to finally end VERSION 1 of this list by taking it to the EDGE...El Dandy and Lita!!! thanks to www.stevecorino.com
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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on Jan 7, 2007 18:12:56 GMT -5
Is Colt Cabana free to sign with WWE or TNA at this time? The reason why I ask is due to reports that WSX has everybody signed that worked their recent tapings. I'm thinking, although I could be wrong, that Cabana may not even be available to WWE anymore. They already have taped the first "season" of WSX so I'm not sure if they had to sign a contract for that one season or at all. By looking at the results, Matt Classic doesn't seem to be a major player in WSX anyway so I'm sure he could sign with TNA or WWE if he was offered a contract.
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KyleR007
Bubba Ho-Tep
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Post by KyleR007 on Jan 7, 2007 19:02:42 GMT -5
No not as good as his three way list but still pretty damn funny. Colt Cabana: Seeing that this is the Trios tournament, and one of my partners is Steve Corino, I have come up with a list. A list of people that Colt Cabana would like to have a three-way with. (Bryan unfolds the list, which appears to be quite lengthy) Bryan Riegel: Brittany Spears and Christina Aguilera...Madonna and Cher...Ginger and Mary Anne...Bertha Faye and Alundra Blayze...Peg Bundy and Marcy Darcy...The Jumping Bomb Angels...Charlie's Angels...The Olsen Twins (crowd starts a Colt chant)...The Sweet Valley High Twins...the black chicks from Sister, Sister...The Duff Sisters...The Pointer Sisters...any two hot nuns...Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty...Suzanne Sommers circa Three's Company and Suzanne Sommers circa Step by Step...Dark Journey and Sweet Sapphire (Corino: "She's Dead!")...Jackie Brown and Foxxy Brown...Apr(Bryan: "Are you sure?" Colt: "Read it!" )April Hunter and Slyck Wagner Brown (CM Punk: "Whoa whoa whoa...Don't Hate...Appreciate!")...Sensational Sherri and Peggy Sue...Wilma Flintstone and Betty Rubble...Laverne and Shirley...Marsha and Carol Brady...Anne Heche and Ellen DeGeneres...Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young...Fashion Queen Barbie and Skiing Vacation Barbie....and to finally end VERSION 1 of this list by taking it to the EDGE...El Dandy and Lita!!! thanks to www.stevecorino.comTrue classic Colt, although my favorite one liner from him has to be from Chi Town Struggle, as Colt is walking to the ring, some guy randomly says "I paid to see you Cabana." Colt stops, turns around and responds "I paid to see you daddy." I dunno why but it always makes me laugh
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Post by PsychoGoatee on Jan 8, 2007 2:46:04 GMT -5
Cabana is the greatest thing in wrestling today, and I hope he becomes more popular than The Rock someday.
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Chainsaw
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 8, 2007 11:02:18 GMT -5
No not as good as his three way list but still pretty damn funny. Colt Cabana: Seeing that this is the Trios tournament, and one of my partners is Steve Corino, I have come up with a list. A list of people that Colt Cabana would like to have a three-way with. (Bryan unfolds the list, which appears to be quite lengthy) Bryan Riegel: Brittany Spears and Christina Aguilera...Madonna and Cher...Ginger and Mary Anne...Bertha Faye and Alundra Blayze...Peg Bundy and Marcy Darcy...The Jumping Bomb Angels...Charlie's Angels...The Olsen Twins (crowd starts a Colt chant)...The Sweet Valley High Twins...the black chicks from Sister, Sister...The Duff Sisters...The Pointer Sisters...any two hot nuns...Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty...Suzanne Sommers circa Three's Company and Suzanne Sommers circa Step by Step...Dark Journey and Sweet Sapphire (Corino: "She's Dead!")...Jackie Brown and Foxxy Brown...Apr(Bryan: "Are you sure?" Colt: "Read it!" )April Hunter and Slyck Wagner Brown (CM Punk: "Whoa whoa whoa...Don't Hate...Appreciate!")...Sensational Sherri and Peggy Sue...Wilma Flintstone and Betty Rubble...Laverne and Shirley...Marsha and Carol Brady...Anne Heche and Ellen DeGeneres...Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young...Fashion Queen Barbie and Skiing Vacation Barbie....and to finally end VERSION 1 of this list by taking it to the EDGE...El Dandy and Lita!!! thanks to www.stevecorino.com"...And THAT, boys and girls, is how Colt Cabana saved wrestling from itself." "...Read It!"
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 8, 2007 11:20:07 GMT -5
El Dandy and Lita heh?
This is my dream threesome too.
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Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 8, 2007 11:40:28 GMT -5
Speaking of which, did anyone else initially think the title of the thread was "Colt Cabana Massaged My Back..."?
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Bub (BLM)
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 8, 2007 11:48:20 GMT -5
I accidentally read the title as "Colt Cabana massaged my back".
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Jan 8, 2007 11:59:33 GMT -5
No not as good as his three way list but still pretty damn funny. Colt Cabana: Seeing that this is the Trios tournament, and one of my partners is Steve Corino, I have come up with a list. A list of people that Colt Cabana would like to have a three-way with. (Bryan unfolds the list, which appears to be quite lengthy) Bryan Riegel: Brittany Spears and Christina Aguilera...Madonna and Cher...Ginger and Mary Anne...Bertha Faye and Alundra Blayze...Peg Bundy and Marcy Darcy...The Jumping Bomb Angels...Charlie's Angels...The Olsen Twins (crowd starts a Colt chant)...The Sweet Valley High Twins...the black chicks from Sister, Sister...The Duff Sisters...The Pointer Sisters...any two hot nuns...Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty...Suzanne Sommers circa Three's Company and Suzanne Sommers circa Step by Step...Dark Journey and Sweet Sapphire (Corino: "She's Dead!")...Jackie Brown and Foxxy Brown...Apr(Bryan: "Are you sure?" Colt: "Read it!" )April Hunter and Slyck Wagner Brown (CM Punk: "Whoa whoa whoa...Don't Hate...Appreciate!")...Sensational Sherri and Peggy Sue...Wilma Flintstone and Betty Rubble...Laverne and Shirley...Marsha and Carol Brady...Anne Heche and Ellen DeGeneres...Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young...Fashion Queen Barbie and Skiing Vacation Barbie....and to finally end VERSION 1 of this list by taking it to the EDGE...El Dandy and Lita!!! thanks to www.stevecorino.comI've heard/saw this many many times and yet its still hilarious
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nisi
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Post by nisi on Jan 8, 2007 14:45:12 GMT -5
Good e-mail, I have to admit I will look for WSX for Colt alone.
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