hotrod
Don Corleone
No caption needed
Posts: 1,281
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Post by hotrod on Jan 2, 2007 1:29:58 GMT -5
just a quick question, how would you explain what cena's gimmick is to a person who had never watched wrestling or wwe before?  ?? |
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KLRA
El Dandy
Halt. I am Reptar.
Posts: 7,591
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Post by KLRA on Jan 2, 2007 1:34:35 GMT -5
A Gay Superman.
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Post by jcdenton on Jan 2, 2007 1:35:04 GMT -5
superman
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kkliq
Trap-Jaw
Posts: 467
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Post by kkliq on Jan 2, 2007 1:41:37 GMT -5
A former rapper turned marine who is superman.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 2, 2007 1:42:15 GMT -5
Embarrassing
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Post by MGH on Jan 2, 2007 1:43:26 GMT -5
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thiazzi
Bubba Ho-Tep
FEAR
Posts: 598
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Post by thiazzi on Jan 2, 2007 1:44:59 GMT -5
A white guy with tweety bird legs that beats whoever he wants and likes to pretend he understands black culture.
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Scott
Dennis Stamp
Posts: 3,577
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Post by Scott on Jan 2, 2007 5:05:12 GMT -5
Somebody who the internet likes to whine about until I scream.
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nostradumbass
Tommy Wiseau
The only man to be booked in TNA and not look like a jackass
Posts: 89
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Post by nostradumbass on Jan 2, 2007 5:53:06 GMT -5
John Cena.
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duxgutz
Trap-Jaw
Aussie Rulz Footy... Go Bombers! (AFL) & Tigers! (SANFL)
Posts: 402
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Post by duxgutz on Jan 2, 2007 6:02:18 GMT -5
Biggest hero to the snot noses since The Wiggles or Barney the Purple Dinosaur! ;D
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Post by Nickie James on Jan 2, 2007 6:13:55 GMT -5
A retarded monkey.
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
Posts: 8,371
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Jan 2, 2007 6:20:12 GMT -5
A less "special" Eugene that has double the power.
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An E-Fed character where the writer wants him to be a soldier and a rapper, and never wants him to lose.
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Post by EvilShadow76 on Jan 2, 2007 9:23:34 GMT -5
I'd go with Superman. I don't know how else to explain him really  |
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 2, 2007 9:32:39 GMT -5
Just say "Former White Rapper, now a Marine Rapper" and they will lose interest  |
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Byakugan
Unicron
To my peeps and you fools, say it loud and say it proud, Christian rules!
Posts: 2,525
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Post by Byakugan on Jan 2, 2007 9:34:19 GMT -5
He is a god
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Slim Loves Lily
El Dandy
I'm gonna want the milksteak boiled over hard.
Posts: 8,983
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Jan 2, 2007 9:35:26 GMT -5
He's better than Batista at least.
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 2, 2007 9:35:39 GMT -5
A retarded god, but a god, nonetheless |
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 2, 2007 9:36:45 GMT -5
John Cena is the living embodiment of the generic CAW that every ten year old kid makes with 99 OVR and a couple of unblockable moves.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
Posts: 27,736
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 2, 2007 9:37:39 GMT -5
"Okay, he's kind of.....a roided up ape or monkey of some form, who used to think he was a black rapper, and now thinks he's a US Marine, and even though his offense looks laughably weak, he's more powerful than Superman, The Incredible Hulk and Godzilla all put together." John Cena is the living embodiment of the generic CAW that every ten year old kid makes with 99 OVR and a couple of unblockable moves. NICE! |
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2007 9:37:40 GMT -5
A retarded god, but a god, nonetheless Cena, the god of mental defects, retardation, sloppiness, herpes, hoes, poop and nuts. |
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He went to community college.
