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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Jun 5, 2007 8:11:00 GMT -5
The rest of you can have your Chuck Norris' and fat Somoan guys, I want facts about ---
SNITSKY!!
Fact #1- Snitsky mows his own lawn
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Post by Topher is Human on Jun 5, 2007 8:12:28 GMT -5
Fact 2: Snitsky was the real person who wrote the song Stairway to Heaven
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jun 5, 2007 8:13:08 GMT -5
3: The reason the Sphinx doesn't have a nose is because Snitsky traveled back in time and knocked it right off with a big boot.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jun 5, 2007 8:14:45 GMT -5
4. Snitsky set the world record for most billiard balls that someone can fit into ones mouth, however he was disqualified when he tried to pass off a golf ball as a billiard ball
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Post by Topher is Human on Jun 5, 2007 8:15:24 GMT -5
5. The reason why Mona Lisa is smiling is because she had just had a night of passion with Snitsky
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Ramses
Don Corleone
The guy who did Fart sounds on WCR FYI :P
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Post by Ramses on Jun 5, 2007 8:17:38 GMT -5
5-once, Stinsky ate a ham and he crapped out a side of beef.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jun 5, 2007 8:19:23 GMT -5
7. Snitsky was able to put the bomp in the bomp-shoo-bomp shoo-bomp without putting the ram in the ram-a-lam-a ding-dong
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Post by silentrage on Jun 5, 2007 8:19:25 GMT -5
Fact 8: Snitsky likes to eat food, at least 3 times a day.
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Slim Loves Lily
El Dandy
I'm gonna want the milksteak boiled over hard.
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Jun 5, 2007 8:20:36 GMT -5
Fact 7: Snitsky brushes his teeth with milkshakes.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Jun 5, 2007 8:22:18 GMT -5
Fact 8- Snitsky once assisted in giving birth, while simultaneously re-impragnating the mother
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jun 5, 2007 8:22:24 GMT -5
Fact 9# Snitsky is not at fault for Lita's baby!
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Post by Topher is Human on Jun 5, 2007 8:22:25 GMT -5
12 (keep count here people). Snitsky was able to catch all 151 Pokèmon
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Jun 5, 2007 8:26:17 GMT -5
Fact# 13- Snitsky is too big for his lawnmower.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jun 5, 2007 8:33:20 GMT -5
Fact 14 - Snitsky was the mysterious benefactor who fronted the money to start up DSW Shoestores.
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Post by hutter on Jun 5, 2007 8:33:46 GMT -5
Fact# 15 - Rikishi didn't really do it for the Rock...Snitsky did. It was all his fault.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jun 5, 2007 9:09:16 GMT -5
16.Snitsky looked into the eyes of Satan himself... Satan backed down
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Post by seanwalsh on Jun 5, 2007 9:33:38 GMT -5
17. It was Snitsky, and not Bill Brasky, who killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jun 5, 2007 9:36:23 GMT -5
18. Snitsky remembers a thread from about a year ago which was aptly titled '100 Things Which Aren't Snitsky's Fault'
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jun 5, 2007 9:41:11 GMT -5
19. Snitsky has never actually voted for SNITSKY!
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Post by Topher is Human on Jun 5, 2007 9:43:42 GMT -5
20. Snitsky is a devoted Maven fan
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