WWE + Simpson's Quotes

[Drillbit Taylor]

This is from the Raw Aim and i thought it would be cool to add them here and keep it going

Stephanie: You gotta hand it to Vince.
Linda: Yeah. Even with all his problems, he's still willing to do something unbelievably dangerous just to entertain his fans.
All: Wow
Shane: Yeah, that's my Vince. I got a feeling he'll be alllll right.

**Limo explodes**

Everyone stands around the site of the crash, where Vince's shoes
fall down. Cole invites everyone to get a load of the
wreckage.

Cole:Ladies and gentlemen... Vince... is dead.


Shane: I can't believe Dad is really gone.
HHH: Don't worry, Shane. I'm sure he's in heaven right now laughing it up with the other Wrestlers. Kerry Von Erich, Mike Awesome, Bad News Brown... I wish i was dead


HHH: Don't let Vince's death get you down, Shane. People die all the time, just like that. [snap] Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. [pause] Well, goodnight.


Shane: Mom, I saw dad!
Linda: In your mind, dear.
Shane: No, on the street.
Linda: On the street in your mind, dear
Shane: Why won't you believe me?
Linda: Sweetheart, sometimes when people die, you just want them to be alive so badly you see them everywhere. I went through the
same thing when Richard Nixon died.

[marvelocity]

Linda: Well, it's like the time that your husband's dog Lucy got run over. Remember honey?
Stephanie: Yeah.
Linda: What I'm saying is, all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new chairman.

[ookkie]

Shane: "I know my father's dead! That's his gravestone up there, mom points it out every time we drive by!"
Clerk: Mr. McMahon... Maybe you should visit the gravestone.
Shane: "I'm sorry I didn't visit you more often dad, I... WALT WHITMAN? I HATE YOU, WALT-FREAKING-WHITMAN! LEAVES OF GRASS MY a**!"