Let's find the culprit by power of elimination! :P

[Sharpy Snow]

UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE, EVERYONE ON THE ROSTER AND WHO WAS AT RAW THAT NIGHT IS A SUSPECT!

I have a list here. We'll take it in turns to work out each persons alibi and then we'll be down to the one person who did it. Find an alibi for the person and they get taken off the list. Then we will have the guilty party. It's that simple...

Shelton Benjamin
Lance Cade
Carlito
John Cena
Jim Duggan
Kenny Dykstra
Eugene
Ric Flair
Shad Gaspard
Charlie Haas
Jeff Hardy
JTG
The Great Khali
Santino Marella
Chris Masters
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Trevor Murdoch
Johnny Nitro
Randy Orton
Umaga
Val Venis
Viscera
Candice Michelle
Mickie James
Maria
Melina
Victoria
Torrie Wilson
Mike Chioda
Max Bretos
Jonathan Coachman
Todd Grisham
Jerry Lawler
Jim Ross
Ron Simmons
Runjin Singh (Khali's Translator)
Armando Estrada
Lilian Garcia
Shawn Michaels
Super Crazy
Triple H
Batista
Chris Benoit
The Boogeyman
Daivari
Deuce
Domino
Edge
Finlay
Funaki
Chavo Guerrero
Matt Hardy
Mark Henry
Kane
Brian Kendrick
Paul London
The Miz
Shannon Moore
Jamie Noble
Montel Vontavious Porter
William Regal
Dave Taylor
Jimmy Wang Yang
Jillian Hall
Kristal Marshall
Michelle McCool
Charles Robinson
Cherry
Tony Chimel
Michael Cole
Vickie Guerrero
Hornswoggle
John Bradshaw Layfield
Little Boogeyman
Theodore Long
Maryse
Gregory Helms
Mr. Kennedy
King Booker
Ashley Massaro
Rey Mysterio
Queen Sharmell
The Undertaker
Elijah Burke
CM Punk
Marcus Cor Von
Tommy Dreamer
Bobby Lashley
Balls Mahoney
Brett Major
Brian Major
Nunzio
Stevie Richards
The Sandman
Snitsky
Matt Striker
Kevin Thorn
Brooke
Kelly Kelly
Layla
Justin Roberts
Joey Styles
Tazz
Hardcore Holly
Rob Van Dam
Trinity
Paul Burchill
Colt Cabana
Johnny Jeter
Vladimir Kozlov
Mike Mondo
Nick Nemeth
Dan Rodman
Beth Phoenix
The Daltons
Mike Knox
René Duprée
Sylvan Grenier
Chuck Palumbo
Simon Dean
John Laurinaitis
Stephanie McMahon
Arn Anderson
Brad Armstrong
Gerald Brisco
Brooklyn Brawler
Blackjack Lanza
Dean Malenko
Pat Patterson
Brother Love
Dr. Tom Prichard
Irwin R. Schyster
Ricky Steamboat
Sgt. Slaughter
Al Snow
Tim White
Steve Williams
Barry Windham
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Eric Bischoff
The Fabulous Moolah
Howard Finkel
Mick Foley
Paul Heyman
Hillbilly Jim
Jack Korpela
Josh Mathews
Linda McMahon
Shane McMahon
Gene Okerlund
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
Mae Young
Dusty Rhodes
Donald Trump
Steve-O
Bret Hart
Mr. Socko

That's a hell of alot of suspects D8

Go ahead and cross Tim White off the list. Some suspected the bomb was a botched suicide attempt until they found Tim White stuck atop a flag pole after jumping off the roof and getting caught. He had been up there all night.

[What?]

Unfunny Vince Thread #3453

[Sharpy Snow]

what said:

Unfunny Vince Thread #3453

It's that kind of attitude that will let the killer get away! D8<

[King Rich]

I'll play and see if anyone else catches on.

It wasn't Kane because he's scared of fire, simple

[chiefdom]

um - it was a bomb. Its not like they had to have "had an alibi" when it went off. Anyone could have done it at any point in time during the night. So only those with alibi's all night could be crossed off... and that would be who? JR and King?

[BRV]

It was neither Patterson nor Brisco. Who's ass would they have to kiss if Vince was gone?

[Sharpy Snow]

After hearing that RVD had a bomb, they rushed to his house.

They later discovered it was a bong, not a bomb, and that RVD had been wasted all night, completly unable to set up any explosives.

[gmanquik]

It couldn't have been Socko. He's too busy making energy drinks.

[Kae]

Why bother with the rest of the list? We all know it was that bastard Funaki.

[Chad1m]

JTG and Shad were out stealing things from McMahon's dressing room, unable to be anywhere near the parking lot.

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

fathershango said:

It was neither Patterson nor Brisco. Who's ass would they have to kiss if Vince was gone?

I disagree. You'll notice as he was leaving that Vince stopped for a bit to stare down Pat and Gerry.

[Fruity Delicious Skittles]

Kane wasn't there so he could be a prime suspect. There wasn't many who are on the roster that weren't there.

[capfan]

It sure as hell wasent Vladimir Kozlov because he loves "Double Double E"! And Vince made Double E into what it is today.

[Avalanche Alvarez]

sharpy said:

UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE, EVERYONE ON THE ROSTER AND WHO WAS AT RAW THAT NIGHT IS A SUSPECT!

I have a list here. We'll take it in turns to work out each persons alibi and then we'll be down to the one person who did it. Find an alibi for the person and they get taken off the list. Then we will have the guilty party. It's that simple...

Shelton Benjamin
Lance Cade
Carlito
John Cena
Jim Duggan
Kenny Dykstra
Eugene
Ric Flair
Shad Gaspard
Charlie Haas
Jeff Hardy
JTG
The Great Khali
Santino Marella
Chris Masters
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Trevor Murdoch
Johnny Nitro
Randy Orton
Umaga
Val Venis
Viscera
Candice Michelle
Mickie James
Maria
Melina
Victoria
Torrie Wilson
Mike Chioda
Max Bretos
Jonathan Coachman
Todd Grisham
Jerry Lawler
Jim Ross
Ron Simmons
Runjin Singh (Khali's Translator)
Armando Estrada
Lilian Garcia
Shawn Michaels
Super Crazy
Triple H
Batista
Chris Benoit
The Boogeyman
Daivari
Deuce
Domino
Edge
Finlay
Funaki
Chavo Guerrero
Matt Hardy
Mark Henry
Kane
Brian Kendrick
Paul London
The Miz
Shannon Moore
Jamie Noble
Montel Vontavious Porter
William Regal
Dave Taylor
Jimmy Wang Yang
Jillian Hall
Kristal Marshall
Michelle McCool
Charles Robinson
Cherry
Tony Chimel
Michael Cole
Vickie Guerrero
Hornswoggle
John Bradshaw Layfield
Little Boogeyman
Theodore Long
Maryse
Gregory Helms
Mr. Kennedy
King Booker
Ashley Massaro
Rey Mysterio
Queen Sharmell
The Undertaker
Elijah Burke
CM Punk
Marcus Cor Von
Tommy Dreamer
Bobby Lashley
Balls Mahoney
Brett Major
Brian Major
Nunzio
Stevie Richards
The Sandman
Snitsky
Matt Striker
Kevin Thorn
Brooke
Kelly Kelly
Layla
Justin Roberts
Joey Styles
Tazz
Hardcore Holly
Rob Van Dam
Trinity
Paul Burchill
Colt Cabana
Johnny Jeter
Vladimir Kozlov
Mike Mondo
Nick Nemeth
Dan Rodman
Beth Phoenix
The Daltons
Mike Knox
René Duprée
Sylvan Grenier
Chuck Palumbo
Simon Dean
John Laurinaitis
Stephanie McMahon
Arn Anderson
Brad Armstrong
Gerald Brisco
Brooklyn Brawler
Blackjack Lanza
Dean Malenko
Pat Patterson
Brother Love
Dr. Tom Prichard
Irwin R. Schyster
Ricky Steamboat
Sgt. Slaughter
Al Snow
Tim White
Steve Williams
Barry Windham
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Eric Bischoff
The Fabulous Moolah
Howard Finkel
Mick Foley
Paul Heyman
Hillbilly Jim
Jack Korpela
Josh Mathews
Linda McMahon
Shane McMahon
Gene Okerlund
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
Mae Young
Dusty Rhodes
Donald Trump
Steve-O
Bret Hart
Mr. Socko

That's a hell of alot of suspects D8

Go ahead and cross Tim White off the list. Some suspected the bomb was a botched suicide attempt until they found Tim White stuck atop a flag pole after jumping off the roof and getting caught. He had been up there all night.

It's not murder.
It's suicide.

[iwchater]

sharpy said:

UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE, EVERYONE ON THE ROSTER AND WHO WAS AT RAW THAT NIGHT IS A SUSPECT!

I have a list here. We'll take it in turns to work out each persons alibi and then we'll be down to the one person who did it. Find an alibi for the person and they get taken off the list. Then we will have the guilty party. It's that simple...

Shelton Benjamin
Lance Cade
Carlito
John Cena
Jim Duggan
Kenny Dykstra
Eugene
Ric Flair
Shad Gaspard
Charlie Haas
Jeff Hardy
JTG
The Great Khali
Santino Marella
Chris Masters
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Trevor Murdoch
Johnny Nitro
Randy Orton
Umaga
Val Venis
Viscera
Candice Michelle
Mickie James
Maria
Melina
Victoria
Torrie Wilson
Mike Chioda
Max Bretos
Jonathan Coachman
Todd Grisham
Jerry Lawler
Jim Ross
Ron Simmons
Runjin Singh (Khali's Translator)
Armando Estrada
Lilian Garcia
Shawn Michaels
Super Crazy
Triple H
Batista
Chris Benoit
The Boogeyman
Daivari
Deuce
Domino
Edge
Finlay
Funaki
Chavo Guerrero
Matt Hardy
Mark Henry
Kane
Brian Kendrick
Paul London
The Miz
Shannon Moore
Jamie Noble
Montel Vontavious Porter
William Regal
Dave Taylor
Jimmy Wang Yang
Jillian Hall
Kristal Marshall
Michelle McCool
Charles Robinson
Cherry
Tony Chimel
Michael Cole
Vickie Guerrero
Hornswoggle
John Bradshaw Layfield
Little Boogeyman
Theodore Long
Maryse
Gregory Helms
Mr. Kennedy
King Booker
Ashley Massaro
Rey Mysterio
Queen Sharmell
The Undertaker
Elijah Burke
CM Punk
Marcus Cor Von
Tommy Dreamer
Bobby Lashley
Balls Mahoney
Brett Major
Brian Major
Nunzio
Stevie Richards
The Sandman
Snitsky
Matt Striker
Kevin Thorn
Brooke
Kelly Kelly
Layla
Justin Roberts
Joey Styles
Tazz
Hardcore Holly
Rob Van Dam
Trinity
Paul Burchill
Colt Cabana
Johnny Jeter
Vladimir Kozlov
Mike Mondo
Nick Nemeth
Dan Rodman
Beth Phoenix
The Daltons
Mike Knox
René Duprée
Sylvan Grenier
Chuck Palumbo
Simon Dean
John Laurinaitis
Stephanie McMahon
Arn Anderson
Brad Armstrong
Gerald Brisco
Brooklyn Brawler
Blackjack Lanza
Dean Malenko
Pat Patterson
Brother Love
Dr. Tom Prichard
Irwin R. Schyster
Ricky Steamboat
Sgt. Slaughter
Al Snow
Tim White
Steve Williams
Barry Windham
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Eric Bischoff
The Fabulous Moolah
Howard Finkel
Mick Foley
Paul Heyman
Hillbilly Jim
Jack Korpela
Josh Mathews
Linda McMahon
Shane McMahon
Gene Okerlund
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
Mae Young
Dusty Rhodes
Donald Trump
Steve-O
Bret Hart
Mr. Socko

That's a hell of alot of suspects D8

Go ahead and cross Tim White off the list. Some suspected the bomb was a botched suicide attempt until they found Tim White stuck atop a flag pole after jumping off the roof and getting caught. He had been up there all night.

Every single culprit will b described in very little detail by me.
Shelton Benjamin-Vince brought back Charlie Haas for him, Vince did him a favor, why would Benjamin kill him?
Lance Cade-Vince let him & Murdouch have the tag titles
Carlito-Although Carlito could've hid the explosives in his hair, Carlito will b getting a push into the intercontinental title soon.
John Cena-Vince's golden boy, no reason to kill Vince.
Jim Duggan-Vince is a true patriot. Duggan would never kill a true patriot
Kenny Dykstra-Dykstra was in-line for a push
Eugene-Eugene's to stuipid to plant explosives
Ric Flair-No reason to kill Vince
Shad Gaspard-Known for being a prankster
Charlie Haas-See Benjamin. + did anyone notice Charlie crying like a bitch when Vince walked past him?
Jeff Hardy-Suspect since Vince has the drug policies
JTG-see Shad
The Great Khali-See Flair
Santino Marella-Gets an oppurtunity in the WWE. & gets put in an angle with Maria. No reason
Chris Masters-Suspect due to being upset that he isn't doing the sombrero gimmick & he's traded to Smackdown
Robbie McAllister-Suspect, hasn't got his tag title shot
Rory McAllister-See Robbie
Trevor Murdoch-See Cade
Johnny Nitro-See Dykstra
Randy Orton-See Cena
Umaga-See Flair
Val Venis-Suspect, jobber since 2001
Viscera-Vince helps pay for his milkshakes, no reason to kill him.
Candice Michelle-Suspect, was groped by Vince alot. Come on, she couldn't've enjoyed it that much.
Mickie James-Pushed out of her mind. Her ass has alot of talent. Her very nice, pluply shaped ass.
Maria-Going out with ECW's golden boy
Melina-Isn't she the women's champ?
Victoria-Suspect, hasn't gotten much of a push lately.
Torrie Wilson-Suspect, see Candice
Mike Chioda-He's a ref come one!
Max Bretos-Who the f*** is Max Bretos?
Jonathan Coachman-Suspect, may secretly despise Vince!
Todd Grisham-Isn't he out of the WWE?
Jerry Lawler-See Flair
Jim Ross-Suspect, He's been fired so many times by Vince
Ron Simmons-DAMN
Runjin Singh (Khali's Translator)-Suspect, has to follow Khali around everywhere as a translator. Although if he does that, wouldn't have time to kill Vince. Not a suspect.
Armando Estrada-Suspect, been off TV
Lilian Garcia-See Candice
Shawn Michaels-Suspect, that whole god thing might've driven HBK to the brink of destruction. But wait, wouldn't killing b a slight against God? Not a suspect
Super Crazy-See Armondo
Triple H-HE'S BANGING THE BOSS'S DAUGHTER, NO REASON TO KILL VINNY!
Batista-See Cena
Chris Benoit-See Flair
The Boogeyman-See Flair
Daivari-Is now away from Khali. Which is a relief to him probably. Not a suspect.
Deuce-See Cade
Domino-See Murdouch
Edge-Is the champion, HELLO!
Finlay-Suspect, having to work Boogeyman must b a drag.
Funaki-Couldn't handle the beans if he killed Vince. He'd cave on WWE.com right now if he did.
Chavo Guerrero-See Flair. But the whole Eddie situation has to have some guilt on his mind. Suspect.
Matt Hardy
Mark Henry
Kane
Brian Kendrick
Paul London
The Miz
Shannon Moore
Jamie Noble
Montel Vontavious Porter
William Regal
Dave Taylor
Jimmy Wang Yang
Jillian Hall
Kristal Marshall
Michelle McCool
Charles Robinson
Cherry
Tony Chimel
Michael Cole
Vickie Guerrero
Hornswoggle
John Bradshaw Layfield
Little Boogeyman
Theodore Long
Maryse
Gregory Helms
Mr. Kennedy
King Booker
Ashley Massaro
Rey Mysterio
Queen Sharmell
The Undertaker
Elijah Burke
CM Punk
Marcus Cor Von
Tommy Dreamer
Bobby Lashley
Balls Mahoney
Brett Major
Brian Major
Nunzio
Stevie Richards
The Sandman
Snitsky
Matt Striker
Kevin Thorn
Brooke
Kelly Kelly
Layla
Justin Roberts
Joey Styles
Tazz
Hardcore Holly
Rob Van Dam
Trinity
Paul Burchill
Colt Cabana
Johnny Jeter
Vladimir Kozlov
Mike Mondo
Nick Nemeth
Dan Rodman
Beth Phoenix
The Daltons
Mike Knox
René Duprée
Sylvan Grenier
Chuck Palumbo
Simon Dean
John Laurinaitis
Stephanie McMahon
Arn Anderson
Brad Armstrong
Gerald Brisco
Brooklyn Brawler
Blackjack Lanza
Dean Malenko
Pat Patterson
Brother Love
Dr. Tom Prichard
Irwin R. Schyster
Ricky Steamboat
Sgt. Slaughter
Al Snow
Tim White
Steve Williams
Barry Windham
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Eric Bischoff
The Fabulous Moolah
Howard Finkel
Mick Foley
Paul Heyman
Hillbilly Jim
Jack Korpela
Josh Mathews
Linda McMahon
Shane McMahon
Gene Okerlund
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
Mae Young
Dusty Rhodes
Donald Trump
Steve-O
Bret Hart
Mr. Socko

That's a hell of alot of suspects D8-True
I'm 2 damn lazy to state a reason for the rest, case one fourth of the way closed.

[4real]

Eijah Burke wasn't there, he was e-mailing me at the time in question.

[The Ultimate Finnisher]

It's obviously Rikishi

[capfan]

4real said:

Eijah Burke wasn't there, he was e-mailing me at the time in question.

LOL, it would be a trip if they did an on-air interrogation of Burke and his alibi was that he was e-mailing you. Or he said he was posting on Wrestlecrap at the time.

[Next Level was WRONG]

I know for a fact that Masters swears by C4 for situations such as this. So that rules him out.

[Stu]

We need to name this discussion "Detective Stories: WWE Edition," or something like that.

The main title image should be that one of Austin interrogating RVD.