Caption EO (A Raw Caption Thread)

[lildude8218]

Which one of these men is the tallest? Did you guess #1? Well you're wrong, it's an optical illusion. They're all the same size.



Cena: I didn't do it!

*Crowd erupts in applause*



Carlito tries out for the Mod Squad while Punk proves to the IWC that he has superpowers.



This was the worst performance of Cats I had EVER seen!



O RLY?



I would tell people to Photoshop some new words onto the sign but it would lead to several hundred board members getting banned.....I mean, look at what the kid is doing...



From the looks of that smoke, he's changed his name to King Pooter



Benoit: Alright, so I'll counter this into a German Suplex somehow.

Lashley: AGAIN?

Benoit: Shut up, I'm the veteran. So I'll German Suplex you, then uh....do it a few more times. Then I'll go up for the headbutt and somehow the IWC won't realize I've been doing the same match for the last 3 years.

Lashley: I hate you.



Here we see clips from the final scene of Canadian Rocky.



Coming in 2009, Pink Flamingos II



Santino: For the love of God, stop playing DDR on my back!!!!



Add The Miz to the list of people who have wrestled bears.



The Undermizer wins his first match.



"The Million Dollar Scot" Ted Piper



Candice: I'm a sexy teapot, short and stout...



Meet Coach. who's lived most everywhere. From Zanzibar to Barclay Square. But Bobby's only seen the sights a guy can see from Brooklyn Heights - What a crazy pair!

But they're cousins! Identical cousins all the way. One pair of matching bookends. Different as night and day.

Where Coach adores a minuet. The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette. Our Bobby loves to rock and roll, a hot dog makes him lose control - What a wild duet!

Still, they're cousins! Identical cousins and you'll find. They laugh alike, they walk alike, at times they even talk alike - you can lose your mind! When cousins....are two of a kind!



We travel to an alternate universe where Jeff Hardy never left TNA and Batista was fired for failing the Wellness program to see the main event of Slammiversary this year.



Batista always had a great time when the truckers blew their horn for him.



Dusty was frozen in shock when he saw the size of that Hot Fudge Sundae.



Everyone was too busy to realize that a goat had snuck into the bottom left corner of the ring.



Randy Orton's first night as a stripper was off to a great start.



Coming in 2009, Snitsky stars in The Amazing Colossal Man



The Fake Randy Orton pulled off his mask to reveal Mr. Kennedy.



Vince: I'm a Rock...Et...Man!



Vince: I thought I fired Sabu....and why is Benoit wearing that jacket?



Vince: Wait....who the f*** was that last guy on my right? Did I hire him? He looks like the love child of Test and Paul Roma.



Vince: The dumb b**** put her dress on backwards! Maybe Stupid Maria isn't a gimmick.



Pat Patterson was shook up still but Vince had to rush outside to see the 20 foot tall bull that now had its horns stuck through the side of the building.



Vince: If he needed the money so badly I would've given it to him. Why did Dustin cash in that plane ticket? I'm so worried about him.



Vince: I wanted a BUD Light!

[Zane]

That picture of Batista is mine and come this Sunday....I'll be needing it back!

*cues Batista's entrance theme*

[ilggant]

Dude, is it me or does Vince look like Thom from Radiohead in the second to last pic?

[Jiren]

Steph will do anything to get WWE

[Sim]

That's Batista's draft pick, and he's happy to get it back this Sunday. Real happy.

[Deleted]

WASTED!

[thehardcorelegend]

Pat Patterson just couldn't help sneaking one last look at Vince's ass.... it does tricks after all.

[Gary Owens is PARAPUNK!]

OOOOOO, AHHH

[Nuke is Good]

Terrorists Win

[Fundertaker]

Vince: Wait....who the f*** was that last guy on my right? Did I hire him? He looks like the love child of Test and Paul Roma.

About that one...

The tall blonde wrestler standing beside Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin last night was Dan Rodman from Ohio Valley Wrestling. The wrestler in between Deuce and Daivari was none other than Sylvan Grenier. Grenier was recently given a complete makeover and was shown on WWE television with it for the first time last night.

credit: ProWrestlingScoops (who probably got it from one of the main news sites)

[Linestra]

fundertaker said:

Vince: Wait....who the f*** was that last guy on my right? Did I hire him? He looks like the love child of Test and Paul Roma.

About that one...

The tall blonde wrestler standing beside Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin last night was Dan Rodman from Ohio Valley Wrestling. The wrestler in between Deuce and Daivari was none other than Sylvan Grenier. Grenier was recently given a complete makeover and was shown on WWE television with it for the first time last night.

credit: ProWrestlingScoops (who probably got it from one of the main news sites)

You mean they gave Sylvan an invisible man gimmick?







See... cause it says the guy between Daivari and Deuce, but there's no one in between them....

[lildude8218]

I had no idea who he was last night, I only realized it after someone in another thread said it was Sylvan and then i looked at it from a different angle with more light hitting the picture. Stupid LCD screen

[Gene Snitsky Sr.]

sheesh i thought bortista was doing his tugboat impersonation.

[Mr Captain Falcon]

My first time ever doing a caption thread... well, here goes nothing.



Translator: I think Edge is their champion!
Khali: I'll Play!



John Cena couldn't get the Eddie Guererro dance right.



Tonite PUNK you go one on one with, UNDERLITO!!!



(in Steve Irwin voice) CROIKEY!!! Look wawt we've gawt heahhh! It's the rare red-headed worm-eating clawk monstah!



Punk just tried LSD for the first time.



Hell if they drafted this kid then they have another guy thats bigger than Rey Mysterio!



The new host of the Tae-bo hour.



Benoit: Lash Luger, how do you respond to the reports of the Wrestlecrap boards making fun of your mic skills?

Lash: MY DAD'S UNCLE DOETHN'T KNOW YOU BATHTURD!!!"



Benoit: Hey THANKS Mean Joe!



These two old women like it Do-Ggy Style! Where's mark henry and vis when you need them?



Santino: You are not snitsky and i am not a baby!



Snitsky thinks to himself "I'm gonna choke him into unconsciousness and then lick his feet!"



Mickey Henson: Get a doctor QUICK! This young man was just in a horrific car blast! And he... oh wait, it's not Vince. NEVERMIND EVERYONE its only miz!



Deuce and Domino did not take kindly to Roddy Piper riding to the ring dressed like them in a HOT ROD.



Candice: Oh MANN, i should have used Right Guard!



What the hell is coach looking at?



Jeff tries to show Benoit how to do the headbutt.



Batista: Hey bobby you want a drink?
Bobby Boucher: Yeah i'll have a scotch and water, hold the scotch?
Batista: Did you just make a joke Bobby?
Bobby: Yes i did!
Batista: Good one! A hehehehehe!



Dusty stares into the ring in disbelief as he watches what wrestling has become...... Hornswoggle vs. Little Boogey



By the looks of it, Marcus Cor Von is practicing his boots on the mat.



Randy Orton practices his old "Krispy Kreme" look.



Snitsky: I love this song! And i love when amateurs sing it! But i HATE BASEBALL CARDS!!!



Baby, I'M BACK!



Vince: Oh god, i have to fart, but i don't know which way to lean!



Domino realizes that Vince crapped his pants and tries to hold his breath, while Davari looks PISSED at him.



Sylvan: That's the man who kicked my puppy!



Trevor Murdoch thinks to himself- "BUTT SECKS?"
while...
Shelton thinks to himself- "You STILL haven't pushed me because i'm black!"



"Oh geez i set off the fire alarm."



"This is Vince McMahon at the price is right saying so long. Help Control the pet population, have your pets spayed or neutered."



Vince may be "dead" but Linda is gonna get a LOT from the insurance company for that limo! YESSS!!!

[Mr T L Wolf]

Edge, moments after realising that he stopped the inevitable overcoming of the odds.



Cena: What? I can job occasionally!



Carlito: Das not how you do the Heimlich!
Punk: But...but, it looks cool...
Carlito: DAS NOT COOL!



Boogeyman tries desperately to track down Clocky.



Punk just found the secret 11 herbs and spices.



Good to see that Triple H monkey doll Kurt Angle brought out is showing an interest in pro wrestling.



Booker fails at a one-man YMCA.



Benoit: ARGH! YOU HEADBUTTED MY TESTICLES!



Benoit: Oh, thank you Lashley. I was wondering where I left all the title reigns I never got.

Lashley: ...Bathturd.



This is the reward for the longest title reign ever?



Santino: You're just jealous of my sexy tats!

or...

Santino: MAMA MIA! THAT WAXING HURTSA!



Miz hasn't had anything that big behind him since his Real World days.



Hey Snitsky, I think Mikey likes it!



Good to see Kenny Rogers growing his hair out again.



Smackdown's newest referee proves he's not heterosexual by staring at the mat.



One hopes Coach is noticing a hangnail.



Jeff: Wow! These crash mats are a lot bigger in WWE!



Batista: Hey Flair! WHOOO WHOOO!
Flair, off camera: Yikes, no wonder we got rid of Evolution...



It's official. There exists a Dusty finish so convoluted it actually paralyzes Dusty himself.



William Regal (far right) realizing that he's next on the Visagra list.



What goes around comes around for "The Concussion Giver" Randy Orton



Snitsky prepares for another round of Infant Football



Mick Jagger's looking young these days.



Vince: Oh ****. My character's going out in Wilkes-Barre...couldn't we have done this in The Garden!?



Daivari disapproves of the lack of Strut.



Sylvan: I'd better still get pushed!



Maria, whispering: Those don't look like grapefruits...



The realisation that there won't be anyone's ass to kiss just hit Pat Patterson.



Vince: *sighs* It's good to be the king...Wait, who locked the door!?



Vince: Dammit! How did I end up in the Nitro intro?!