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Post by lildude8218 on Jun 19, 2007 13:07:52 GMT -5
 Mick: It's great to be here in.....*reads off his hand* Rickman, Virgeenia. Sorry, my hands were sweaty.  Orton: I demand to know who stole my dentures!  Here we see the beginning screentests for the new version of The Last Dragon with Bobby Lashley as Bruce Leroy and King Booker as Sho'nuff  Coach: Cena stole the cookie from the cookie jar!  Cena: Who, Me? Coach: Yeah, you! Cena: Couldn't be! Coach: Then, who? Mick: Sorry, I eated the cookie.  You can clearly see that Paul London threw an elbow into Charlie Haas as he was sliding into second to break up the double play.  It's a shame that the guy in charge of the Titantron had switched over to Guiding Light.  ALL BY MYSELF!  Meanwhile Carlito tries out for the role of Blanka in the new Street Fighter movie.  The red dot on Sandman's forehead showed his new Hindu beliefs.  The fans went crazy over the invisible tables match.  Lance and Trevor were mad that Jeff ignored the post about "Silly Hat Mondays"  Cousin Itt Hardy attacks Cade and Murdoch  DO THE HUSTLE!  No one expected Umaga to literally jam his thumb down Foley's throat...  If you remove the thorn from Umaga's paw he will give you endless riches.  Foley: There I go, Turn the Page.....wait a second, maybe I really AM Bob Seger!  Kennedy: And women drivers...they're the worst, am I right guys?  Candice: I DON'T WANT TO EAT MY BROCCOLI!!!!!  Guy in the crowd: How the hell can she do that without hurting her balls?  Jillian: Isn't it amazing how we've come full circle? Melina: Eh? Jillian: Well you hired me to be MNM's image consultant. Melina: I did? Jillian: Yeah, are you crazy? The fans totally remember that and know that's why we teamed now! Melina: Whatever you say!  Cena: GAH! This is really hurting my neck. It's almost like you're doing this to me just to soften me up for a finisher later. Orton: Well that IS why I've been doing it. Neckbreaker finisher and all you know. Cena: Then why do the people on the internet complain? Orton: Because they have on idea what they're talking about.  Okay seriously....there is no way in hell that you're gonna tell me that Lashley and Tony Atlas are two different guys after looking at this picture.  Cena: No, Bobby, you've gotta poke your ass out further like I do.  Ebony and Ivory...  As soon as Steph stepped out of the limo her appendix burst.  Steph: Sometimes I can't help myself and I just feel like CHOKING HIM nonstop til his eyes POP right out of his head.  Steph: *sings* You...light up my life!  Steph: And at first I thought, well he works for my dad and I could trust him, but then I felt somewhat dizzy and the last thing I remember saying before I passed out was.....You're hurtin me Randy! |
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Post by seanwalsh on Jun 19, 2007 13:25:23 GMT -5
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo WTF is going on here?!?!?!Thankfully, Daivari only sticks to suicide attempts in regards to wrestling moves and not.......well ,you know...... "IGNORE ME!!!!" Orton: Can Super-Cena withstand the RKO's roids?! Cena: Dude, those were placebos. Orton: WHAT?! Cena: Yeah. They just gave you M&M's. Orton: Who's they?! Cena: Erm, I'm not supposed to say... Orton: Ok then....so where'd the body mass come from?! Cena: Hey, that's all your department, man, I don't want or need to know. Orton: God, you're uselessly dumb. Cena: Hey, I'm SuperCena, not SmartCena. |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jun 19, 2007 13:54:34 GMT -5
"And now she's with me, always in me, tiny dancer in my hand...Ooh, that's a mess." Sandman's a Mitchum Man! GORE! GORE! GOOOOOORRRRRRRE!!!! Chioda: No Mick, I don't have time to play paper football. We've got a match right now. "Mr. Foley, it appears somebody has snuck a snuke up your sniz. We've brought an expert to get it out." "AAAGGHHH!! IT'S EATING MY HAND!!" FEEL THE WRATH OF MY THREE-CHEESE BURRITO!!! Notice how the golden-fleeced primate is dominant over the herd as it grooms for lice and other vermin. That ref is totally staring at Melina's ass. Jillian: Amazing! Only 15% of my face melted off during that match! Cena prepares for the title role in his next movie, "Atlas Shrugged". In memory of her father's passing, Stephanie leaves her own "bomb" in the limo. |
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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Jun 19, 2007 14:18:42 GMT -5
Who wants a body massage? |
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Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Jun 19, 2007 15:09:33 GMT -5
Would somebody please cue that bird? Samurai Pizza Cats... Oooh yeah! Who do you call when you want some pepperoni? Samurai Pizza Cats... They're stepping out crime, and you know that ain't balony There's Speedy Cerviche, he's the leader of the bunch That's right! A heck of a fighter makes a heck of a lunch. And little Polly Esther who's never afraid of going into battle when the bad guys invade. Here's Guido Anchovis a wild romantic rover. This cat gets down down with a love hangover. Here come the Pizza Cats. They're so bad. They've got more fur than any turtle ever had! The Big Cheese is the villain, who's lower than low. It's a rotten shame he lives in Little Tokyo. |
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jun 19, 2007 15:18:18 GMT -5
After Melina stood up, there was a noticeable stain on the mat. "For the last time, I do NOT look like David Flair!" King Booker displays the super absorbency of Depends for Kings, by taking a giant shit mid-promo. |
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Post by drclaw on Jun 19, 2007 15:35:30 GMT -5
I'm not clever enough for captions, so here's Sandman with a lightsaber.  |
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Post by acressl on Jun 19, 2007 15:38:10 GMT -5
I'm not clever enough for captions, so here's Sandman with a lightsaber. Sandman: Yes. Strike me down with your hate, Carlito. I can feel the anger flowing within you. I can feel it's power. Give in to it. VVVVVVVVVVVMMMMMMMMMM VVVVVVVVVVVVVVMMMMMMMMMMMMM |
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Don Corleone
Domo Arrigato, Evil Jan Otto
MWAHAHA!
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Post by Evil Jan Otto on Jun 19, 2007 15:41:20 GMT -5
Would somebody please cue that bird? Samurai Pizza Cats... Oooh yeah! Who do you call when you want some pepperoni? Samurai Pizza Cats... They're stepping out crime, and you know that ain't balony There's Speedy Cerviche, he's the leader of the bunch That's right! A heck of a fighter makes a heck of a lunch. And little Polly Esther who's never afraid of going into battle when the bad guys invade. Here's Guido Anchovis a wild romantic rover. This cat gets down down with a love hangover. Here come the Pizza Cats. They're so bad. They've got more fur than any turtle ever had! The Big Cheese is the villain, who's lower than low. It's a rotten shame he lives in Little Tokyo. You win sir! |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jun 19, 2007 15:43:58 GMT -5
[/quote] Sandman: Carlito... I...am your father. Carlito: That's not true! That's impossible! Sandman: And Torrie Wilson is your sister! Carlito: That's not true! That's...improbable. Sandman: And Finlay will be pinned by Little Boogeyman! Carlito: That's just...unlikely. |
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Jun 19, 2007 15:55:20 GMT -5
Sandman: Carlito... I...am your father. Carlito: That's not true! That's impossible! Sandman: And Torrie Wilson is your sister! Carlito: That's not true! That's...improbable. Sandman: And Finlay will be pinned by Little Boogeyman! Carlito: That's just...unlikely.[/quote] Lol, Robot Chicken. Good show, old chap. |
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Post by acressl on Jun 19, 2007 15:57:04 GMT -5
Sandman: Carlito... I...am your father. Carlito: That's not true! That's impossible! Sandman: And Torrie Wilson is your sister! Carlito: That's not true! That's...improbable. Sandman: And Finlay will be pinned by Little Boogeyman! Carlito: That's just...unlikely.[/quote] Sandman: And the E (Empire) will be defeated by TNA (Ewoks). Carlito: Look if you're not going to take this seriously, I'm out of here. |
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Post by jamofpearls on Jun 19, 2007 16:20:02 GMT -5
I'm not clever enough for captions, so here's Sandman with a lightsaber. And i decided to up it just a lil  |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jun 19, 2007 16:22:45 GMT -5
I'm not clever enough for captions, so here's Sandman with a lightsaber. And i decided to up it just a lil Most impressive. But you are not a Jedi yet. |
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Post by acressl on Jun 19, 2007 16:25:39 GMT -5
And i decided to up it just a lil Most impressive. But you are not a Jedi yet. Damnit Sajoa! You cut me off. I wanted to say "all to easy" first. |
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Post by drclaw on Jun 19, 2007 16:27:20 GMT -5
I'm not clever enough for captions, so here's Sandman with a lightsaber. And i decided to up it just a lil nice. |
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Post by jamofpearls on Jun 19, 2007 16:27:55 GMT -5
And i decided to up it just a lil nice. thanks |
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Post by Agent P on Jun 19, 2007 16:46:55 GMT -5
Coach: Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like someone who tries to make Cena overcome the odds Mick trying to do a hoedown The Sandman getting ready for Props Lance and Trevor both volunteer for Scenes From A Hat *Three Headed Broadway Star* Ref 1: Mick's Mick: got Ref 2: a Ref 1: concussion. Mr. Kennedy thought he was trying out for Rod Roddy's job on The Price Is Right |
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Post by Sana's got that SUPA LUV on Jun 19, 2007 17:53:10 GMT -5
Coach: Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like someone who tries to make Cena overcome the odds Mick trying to do a hoedown The Sandman getting ready for Props Lance and Trevor both volunteer for Scenes From A Hat *Three Headed Broadway Star* Ref 1: Mick's Mick: got Ref 2: a Ref 1: concussion. Mr. Kennedy thought he was trying out for Rod Roddy's job on The Price Is Right GENIUS~! Pure genius ;D |
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Post by eJm on Jun 19, 2007 17:57:39 GMT -5
Coach: Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like someone who tries to make Cena overcome the odds Mick trying to do a hoedown The Sandman getting ready for Props Lance and Trevor both volunteer for Scenes From A Hat *Three Headed Broadway Star* Ref 1: Mick's Mick: got Ref 2: a Ref 1: concussion. Mr. Kennedy thought he was trying out for Rod Roddy's job on The Price Is Right Damn, just now I was watching 'Whose Line?' on YouTube. Scarily good timing, man |
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