What if Cena had to overcome the odds...

[Mister Pigwell]

as a dentist? (everyone who answers leave a profession afterward)

[Mr Captain Falcon]

"Dr. Cena, this patient needs a new set of dentures, fast!"

"CALM DOWN ur acting like a freakin ham sandwich! And if I don't get these for you then you can't HAVE the ham sandwich!"

(john quickly molds together a set of teeth, lays the patient down, and gives them the 5 knuckle shuffle with the teeth right into their mouth.)

"Thank you Dr. Cena!"
"It's not Dr. Cena, it's Dr. of Thuganomics! WORD LIFE!"




Lion Tamer.

[Topher is Human]

"Lay down! Lay down Sheeba! Lay down!'

ROOOOOOOAR!

*hoists Sheeba up and FU's him*

"Tap Sheeba! Tap!"

*Cena applies the STF-U on Sheeba who taps*







McDonalds

[normcoleman]

John....there is a busload of hungry 8th graders......we can't do it!

*slap* Get a hold of yourself man

*John goes outside and FU's the entire bus* Go eat at Taco Bell....*does salute*

School Bus Driver

[Red 'n' Black Reggie]

kids: mr. cena, it's too far, we'll never be able to make it to school, especially in this traffic!
cena: not on my watch, kids!
JR:(sitting in bus seat in schoolboy uniform with cowboy hat) BAH GAWD KEENG! CAN CENA OVERCOME THIS AWDS THIS TIME?

*cena puts traffic lightsa in the stfu, making the flap above the light tap against the ground repeatedly*

principal(who just happens to be JR, somehow): BAH GAWD! THANK YOU JAWN CENA!

funeral director

[DMR: MadisonRayneMania Fan]

*Cena walks into funeral home during funeral that is silent out of respect. Cena soon sees the recently passed corpse in the casket. John looks in the casket. Crowd is booing Funeral Director Cena.*

CENA: I understand some of the audience doesn't like me and you here in this box looks like you want a piece of the champ so if you want some *CENA spins WWE logo on title belt* COME GET SOME!

*John Cena picks corpse up and scores an FU and then locks in the STFU. After several minutes, John grabs the corpse's hand and makes them tap. The WWE Champion then walks away.*

CENA: Man that guy was stiffer than Khali!


cart pusher

[acressl]

DMR, I can't solve your scenario and play the game. I forfeit my turn. I just thought you should know the mental image of Cena overcoming the odds as a cart pusher is priceless. "You can't see me, my time is now."

[EvilMasterBetty, Esq.]

Joe Schmo: THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN GET ALL 50000 CARTS IN BEFORE THE STORM HITS

Cena: You know that storm can't see me!

Joe Schmo:

*Cena stacks all 50000 carts and FUs them under the overhang, then proceeds to make the storm tap out to an STFU. Then gives Joe a 5 Knuckle Shuffle*



Rodeo Clown

[salTy]

John Cena(In full clown makeup): "Come here bull, COME GET SOME of the champ!"

Bull: "NRRRRRR" *charge*

*Clown Cena hoists the bull in the FU position and slams him head first, then grabs the horns and applies the STFU. The bull prompty taps*

Bull: "NRRR NRRR!!"

Rodeo cowboy: "Hey, rodeo clown! I'm the star here, stop stealing my spotlight, jackass!"

Clown Cena: "MY NAME IS JOHN CENA, I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!! GAY!! POOP!!"

*Cena shoulder blocks the cowboy twice, proto slam, five knuckle shuffle*

Busboy

[randomranter]

Cena looks up and goes "A boat? What exactly do you expect me to do with this?"

.....

"All of them?"

.....

"OooooooooooooooooK"

....

Some animals resist, but after seeing the sabertooth tiger felled by an FU, and a T-Rex tap to the STFU, the animals quietly walk onto the Ark two-by-two. Cena saves every animal on the planet, while also saving several others from extinction.

Batista tried in vain to get on the boat. God intervened. Cena says "But I thought you said all the animals?"

"f*** Him. Close the door", God replied. And so it was done.

--- John Cena, as Noah.