If the WWE had to speak out in the media...

[Girth Brooks]

Who would you send on if you were Vince, other than yourself and your family?

I'd say Mick Foley, but then the media would try to use his hardcore icon stature against him and plus he's in pretty bad health himself.

Then I thought John Cena but he's a pretty roided looking dude (I'm assuming he's not lying when he said he never used them).

Thoughts?

[destrucity]

If Mysterio wasn't part of the roid raid he would have been perfect. A former champion that would be towered over by the news anchors.

[wwerules60]

Kane, he seems like a very smart guy.

[lethaldosage50]

wwerules60 said:

Kane, he seems like a very smart guy.

anybody thats big is a roided up freak </media>

so... who do you get? id like to go with [glow=red,2,300]Chavo[/glow], as he was a vital part in the last 2 TV publicized deaths, Eddie and Chris

[britishbulldog]

Undertaker, Finley,Regal

[Limity (BLM)]

Kane's a bigger guy, granted, but when he's wearing regular clothes he basically looks normal for his size. Plus, as pointed out, he's an incredibly smart guy. Then again, a retarded baby could run circles around many media critics.

But lethaldosage50 had a good point, Chavo would be a good candidate because of his connection with Eddie and Chris.

[scottyno]

khali umaga or the zombie

[wrongnesattax]

i would say Edge as he seems like a regular level headed guy on tv appearences, also c.m punk as he has strong ethics

[hutter]

Why not the Iron Sheik. At least it would be entertaining.

[angryfan]

To be honest, on the current roster, tthe pickings are slim, as far as guys who wouldn't be raked over teh coals, since the media seems to see professional wrestlers as jacked up neanderthals as a rule.

Send in a guy that's got a bodybuilder look, and they'll start the snide steroid comments, justified or not.

Send in a guy like Foley who's done the hardcore stuff, and they'll go at him for being a peddler of violence, or some such nonsense.

I'd say Nowinski would be a damn good pick. He's still employed with the company, has an Ivy League degree, so it'd be harder for the commpany to throw a random "you're an idiot on roids" line on him.

[Drillbit Taylor]

CM Punk, shut them up about all wrestlers are on Roids

[Nuke is Good]

angryfan said:

I'd say Nowinski would be a damn good pick. He's still employed with the company, has an Ivy League degree, so it'd be harder for the commpany to throw a random "you're an idiot on roids" line on him.

Bingo, I know he still works for WWE in a promotional capacity.

[Hobby Drifter]

Khali. Obviously.

Seriously, send them C.M. Punk and have him do a drug test on the air. Or, you could send Booker, Kennedy, anybody except Batista, Cena, and Lashley should be fine.

Or you could send all three. The Terrible Trio. That's THEIR interview, Bathturds, and come this Sunday, they're gonna be needing it back. World Life.

[Zane]

Send CM Punk. Then rehire Jericho and send him because MY GOD he's no intelligent and calm. To borrow what mysterydriver said: When Nancy asked him the "Demotion" question Jericho got a look as if you say 'Oh really? That's the question?......stupid pup.'"

[Paul Servo]

CM Punk, as much as we mocked his promos when he was coming to ECW, he is well spoken and his living the straight edge gimmick would be a good thing to showcase

Foley, guy can hold an intelligent conversation about politics. And obviously never took roids.

JBL.

[rra]

Foley would work, but Mysterio, we realize now is such a major demographics star, he would be effective as well.

[Scooter]

I'm not sure, however I'd say that CM Punk was not a good candidate at all. While his ethics are immaculate in this case, he's not the most clean cut guy, and that's all the media sharks will need to jump all over the guy. It's all about the superficial in broadcast journalism.