Ok this is a long ass post, but who cares...
Daivari: What's the matter?
Henry: My mother caught me.
Daivari: Caught you? Doing what?
Henry: You know. [All three give him blank stares] I was alone...
LB: You mean..?!
Henry: Uh-huh.
Khali: [laughing] She caught you?
Daivari': Where?
Henry: I stopped by the house to drop the car off, and I went inside for a few minutes. Nobody was there. They're supposed to be working. My mother had a Glamour magazine; I started leafing through it…
Daivari: Glamour?
[Daivari, Khali, and LB laugh]
Henry: So, one thing led to another…
Daivari: So, what did she do?
Henry: First she screams, "Henry, what are you doing?! My God!" And it looked like she was gonna faint - she started clutching the wall, trying to hang onto it.
Khali: Man!
Henry: I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up.
Daivari: What did you do?
Henry: I zipped up!
LB: So, she fell?
Henry: Yeah. Well, I couldn't run over there the way I was!
Daivari: No, I guess not.
Henry: So, she fell, and then she started screaming, "My back! My back!" So, I picked her up and took her to the hospital.
LB: How is she?
Henry: She's in traction.
LB: Ok, I'm sorry.
Henry: It's not funny, LB.
LB: I know. I'm sorry. I'm serious.
Henry: Her back went out. She's gotta be there for a couple of days. All she said on the way over in the car was, "Why, Henry, why?!".. I said, "Because it's there!"
Henry: Well, I'll tell you this, though - I am never doing that again.
LB: What, you mean, in your mother's house, or all together?
Henry: Altogether.
LB: Oh, gimme a break..
Daivari: Ohhh yeah.. right.
Khali: Oh, like you're gonna stop?
Daivari & LB: C'mon..
Henry: You don't think I can?
Daivari: No chance.
Henry: You think you could?
Daivari: Well, I know I could hold out longer than you.
Henry: Care to make it interesting?
Khali: Wait a second, wait a second. Count me in on this.
Daivari: You?
Khali: Yeah.
Daivari: You'll be out before we get the check.
LB: I want to be in on this, too.
Daivari & Henry: Ohh, no. No, no, no..
LB: Why not?
Daivari: It's like apples and oranges.
LB: What? Why? Why?
Daivari: Because you're a midget!
LB: So what?
Daivari: It's easier for a midget not to do it than a normal person.
LB: Oh.
Daivari: We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh, shaving.
LB: Oh, that is such boloney. I shave my legs.
Khali: Not every day.
