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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jun 29, 2007 8:25:18 GMT -5
Ok I just read this over at 411mania and thought it hilarious.
I was reading the April 2007 issue of the WWE magazine and below I have included some of the most interesting tidbits.
Daivari traveled with the Great Khali, Mark Henry and Little Bastard
Daivari also tells a story about the Great Khali. Here it is. Khali once overheard someone talking on the phone with a girlfriend and this guy says, "I love you, Poopie, goodbye." And Khali says to me, "What is Poppie?" So I explained to him that it's kind of like a term of affection, but it can also mean s**t. A couple of days later, I see he's on the phone with someone and he's like, "OK, I love you. Goodbye, s**t!"
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Post by Spanky In A Barrel on Jun 29, 2007 8:26:37 GMT -5
I smell a sitcom......
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Post by Insomniac on Jun 29, 2007 8:39:09 GMT -5
So Daivari, Khali, Mark Henry and Little Bastard all traveled together, and no one has any video of this? The unintentional comedy of these four people traveling together is unmatched.
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Jun 29, 2007 8:49:52 GMT -5
Hahaha. I got this issue.
He goes on to say that they got pulled over for speeding by a cop. Davari was driving. The cop was taken aback with a giant in the front passenger seat, a midget and a big black man in the back seat. The cop slowly stepped back without issuing a ticket. Mark Henry kept scaring him, "If I step out, you ain't gonna shoot me or nothing?"
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Jun 29, 2007 8:55:04 GMT -5
So Daivari, Khali, Mark Henry and Little Bastard all traveled together, and no one has any video of this? The unintentional comedy of these four people traveling together is unmatched. man that be an awsome sitcom
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jun 29, 2007 9:06:45 GMT -5
Khali = Awesome
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Post by Vanilla Gorilla on Jun 29, 2007 9:09:28 GMT -5
LOL, just imagining the image of the 4 of them in a car is enough to make me giggle. Thanks, Joker, I needed this thread after this week.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jun 29, 2007 9:44:35 GMT -5
Ok this is a long ass post, but who cares...
Daivari: What's the matter? Henry: My mother caught me. Daivari: Caught you? Doing what? Henry: You know. [All three give him blank stares] I was alone... LB: You mean..?! Henry: Uh-huh. Khali: [laughing] She caught you? Daivari': Where? Henry: I stopped by the house to drop the car off, and I went inside for a few minutes. Nobody was there. They're supposed to be working. My mother had a Glamour magazine; I started leafing through it… Daivari: Glamour? [Daivari, Khali, and LB laugh] Henry: So, one thing led to another… Daivari: So, what did she do? Henry: First she screams, "Henry, what are you doing?! My God!" And it looked like she was gonna faint - she started clutching the wall, trying to hang onto it. Khali: Man! Henry: I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up. Daivari: What did you do? Henry: I zipped up! LB: So, she fell? Henry: Yeah. Well, I couldn't run over there the way I was! Daivari: No, I guess not. Henry: So, she fell, and then she started screaming, "My back! My back!" So, I picked her up and took her to the hospital. LB: How is she? Henry: She's in traction. LB: Ok, I'm sorry. Henry: It's not funny, LB. LB: I know. I'm sorry. I'm serious. Henry: Her back went out. She's gotta be there for a couple of days. All she said on the way over in the car was, "Why, Henry, why?!".. I said, "Because it's there!" Henry: Well, I'll tell you this, though - I am never doing that again. LB: What, you mean, in your mother's house, or all together? Henry: Altogether. LB: Oh, gimme a break.. Daivari: Ohhh yeah.. right. Khali: Oh, like you're gonna stop? Daivari & LB: C'mon.. Henry: You don't think I can? Daivari: No chance. Henry: You think you could? Daivari: Well, I know I could hold out longer than you. Henry: Care to make it interesting? Khali: Wait a second, wait a second. Count me in on this. Daivari: You? Khali: Yeah. Daivari: You'll be out before we get the check. LB: I want to be in on this, too. Daivari & Henry: Ohh, no. No, no, no.. LB: Why not? Daivari: It's like apples and oranges. LB: What? Why? Why? Daivari: Because you're a midget! LB: So what? Daivari: It's easier for a midget not to do it than a normal person. LB: Oh. Daivari: We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh, shaving. LB: Oh, that is such boloney. I shave my legs. Khali: Not every day.
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Post by honsou on Jun 29, 2007 9:49:27 GMT -5
Ok this is a long ass post, but who cares... Daivari: What's the matter? Henry: My mother caught me. Daivari: Caught you? Doing what? Henry: You know. [All three give him blank stares] I was alone... LB: You mean..?! Henry: Uh-huh. Khali: [laughing] She caught you? Daivari': Where? Henry: I stopped by the house to drop the car off, and I went inside for a few minutes. Nobody was there. They're supposed to be working. My mother had a Glamour magazine; I started leafing through it… Daivari: Glamour? [Daivari, Khali, and LB laugh] Henry: So, one thing led to another… Daivari: So, what did she do? Henry: First she screams, "Henry, what are you doing?! My God!" And it looked like she was gonna faint - she started clutching the wall, trying to hang onto it. Khali: Man! Henry: I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up. Daivari: What did you do? Henry: I zipped up! LB: So, she fell? Henry: Yeah. Well, I couldn't run over there the way I was! Daivari: No, I guess not. Henry: So, she fell, and then she started screaming, "My back! My back!" So, I picked her up and took her to the hospital. LB: How is she? Henry: She's in traction. LB: Ok, I'm sorry. Henry: It's not funny, LB. LB: I know. I'm sorry. I'm serious. Henry: Her back went out. She's gotta be there for a couple of days. All she said on the way over in the car was, "Why, Henry, why?!".. I said, "Because it's there!" Henry: Well, I'll tell you this, though - I am never doing that again. LB: What, you mean, in your mother's house, or all together? Henry: Altogether. LB: Oh, gimme a break.. Daivari: Ohhh yeah.. right. Khali: Oh, like you're gonna stop? Daivari & LB: C'mon.. Henry: You don't think I can? Daivari: No chance. Henry: You think you could? Daivari: Well, I know I could hold out longer than you. Henry: Care to make it interesting? Khali: Wait a second, wait a second. Count me in on this. Daivari: You? Khali: Yeah. Daivari: You'll be out before we get the check. LB: I want to be in on this, too. Daivari & Henry: Ohh, no. No, no, no.. LB: Why not? Daivari: It's like apples and oranges. LB: What? Why? Why? Daivari: Because you're a midget! LB: So what? Daivari: It's easier for a midget not to do it than a normal person. LB: Oh. Daivari: We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh, shaving. LB: Oh, that is such boloney. I shave my legs. Khali: Not every day. GOLD!
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Jun 29, 2007 9:53:30 GMT -5
Ok this is a long ass post, but who cares... Daivari: What's the matter? Henry: My mother caught me. Daivari: Caught you? Doing what? Henry: You know. [All three give him blank stares] I was alone... LB: You mean..?! Henry: Uh-huh. Khali: [laughing] She caught you? Daivari': Where? Henry: I stopped by the house to drop the car off, and I went inside for a few minutes. Nobody was there. They're supposed to be working. My mother had a Glamour magazine; I started leafing through it… Daivari: Glamour? [Daivari, Khali, and LB laugh] Henry: So, one thing led to another… Daivari: So, what did she do? Henry: First she screams, "Henry, what are you doing?! My God!" And it looked like she was gonna faint - she started clutching the wall, trying to hang onto it. Khali: Man! Henry: I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up. Daivari: What did you do? Henry: I zipped up! LB: So, she fell? Henry: Yeah. Well, I couldn't run over there the way I was! Daivari: No, I guess not. Henry: So, she fell, and then she started screaming, "My back! My back!" So, I picked her up and took her to the hospital. LB: How is she? Henry: She's in traction. LB: Ok, I'm sorry. Henry: It's not funny, LB. LB: I know. I'm sorry. I'm serious. Henry: Her back went out. She's gotta be there for a couple of days. All she said on the way over in the car was, "Why, Henry, why?!".. I said, "Because it's there!" Henry: Well, I'll tell you this, though - I am never doing that again. LB: What, you mean, in your mother's house, or all together? Henry: Altogether. LB: Oh, gimme a break.. Daivari: Ohhh yeah.. right. Khali: Oh, like you're gonna stop? Daivari & LB: C'mon.. Henry: You don't think I can? Daivari: No chance. Henry: You think you could? Daivari: Well, I know I could hold out longer than you. Henry: Care to make it interesting? Khali: Wait a second, wait a second. Count me in on this. Daivari: You? Khali: Yeah. Daivari: You'll be out before we get the check. LB: I want to be in on this, too. Daivari & Henry: Ohh, no. No, no, no.. LB: Why not? Daivari: It's like apples and oranges. LB: What? Why? Why? Daivari: Because you're a midget! LB: So what? Daivari: It's easier for a midget not to do it than a normal person. LB: Oh. Daivari: We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh, shaving. LB: Oh, that is such boloney. I shave my legs. Khali: Not every day. GOLD! Did that happen on Festivus too?
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Post by Topher is Human on Jun 29, 2007 9:59:13 GMT -5
Did that happen on Festivus too? You can't forget the episode where Khali reconsiles with his mother, which leads to the others learning his first name...
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Post by Ozymandias on Jun 29, 2007 10:19:52 GMT -5
I never understood the pairing of Daivari and Khali. Daivari speaks Farsi, which suggests a Persian, and therefore Iranian background, and Khali is from India. While the two countries have had historically good relations, I think the WWE was just trying to group the sub-Asian gimmicked wrestlers together. Not surprised really, I mean it IS WWE.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jun 29, 2007 10:28:24 GMT -5
I never understood the pairing of Daivari and Khali. Daivari speaks Farsi, which suggests a Persian, and therefore Iranian background, and Khali is from India. While the two countries have had historically good relations, I think the WWE was just trying to group the sub-Asian gimmicked wrestlers together. Not surprised really, I mean it IS WWE. What do you want them to do? Call up Tiger Ali Singh? I think they just paired him with Khali because Daivari is good at getting heat for his wrestlers, like he did for Kurt. This group sounds like a hilarious mix of wrestlers. Toss in Boogeyman or Londrick, and you've got a winning comedy in the making.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jun 29, 2007 10:30:48 GMT -5
I never understood the pairing of Daivari and Khali. Daivari speaks Farsi, which suggests a Persian, and therefore Iranian background, and Khali is from India. While the two countries have had historically good relations, I think the WWE was just trying to group the sub-Asian gimmicked wrestlers together. Not surprised really, I mean it IS WWE. Or you got an excellent talking who has a very long vendetta with The Undertaker who would do a great job of getting a monster over...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2007 10:38:00 GMT -5
Ok this is a long ass post, but who cares... Daivari: What's the matter? Henry: My mother caught me. Daivari: Caught you? Doing what? Henry: You know. [All three give him blank stares] I was alone... LB: You mean..?! Henry: Uh-huh. Khali: [laughing] She caught you? Daivari': Where? Henry: I stopped by the house to drop the car off, and I went inside for a few minutes. Nobody was there. They're supposed to be working. My mother had a Glamour magazine; I started leafing through it… Daivari: Glamour? [Daivari, Khali, and LB laugh] Henry: So, one thing led to another… Daivari: So, what did she do? Henry: First she screams, "Henry, what are you doing?! My God!" And it looked like she was gonna faint - she started clutching the wall, trying to hang onto it. Khali: Man! Henry: I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up. Daivari: What did you do? Henry: I zipped up! LB: So, she fell? Henry: Yeah. Well, I couldn't run over there the way I was! Daivari: No, I guess not. Henry: So, she fell, and then she started screaming, "My back! My back!" So, I picked her up and took her to the hospital. LB: How is she? Henry: She's in traction. LB: Ok, I'm sorry. Henry: It's not funny, LB. LB: I know. I'm sorry. I'm serious. Henry: Her back went out. She's gotta be there for a couple of days. All she said on the way over in the car was, "Why, Henry, why?!".. I said, "Because it's there!" Henry: Well, I'll tell you this, though - I am never doing that again. LB: What, you mean, in your mother's house, or all together? Henry: Altogether. LB: Oh, gimme a break.. Daivari: Ohhh yeah.. right. Khali: Oh, like you're gonna stop? Daivari & LB: C'mon.. Henry: You don't think I can? Daivari: No chance. Henry: You think you could? Daivari: Well, I know I could hold out longer than you. Henry: Care to make it interesting? Khali: Wait a second, wait a second. Count me in on this. Daivari: You? Khali: Yeah. Daivari: You'll be out before we get the check. LB: I want to be in on this, too. Daivari & Henry: Ohh, no. No, no, no.. LB: Why not? Daivari: It's like apples and oranges. LB: What? Why? Why? Daivari: Because you're a midget! LB: So what? Daivari: It's easier for a midget not to do it than a normal person. LB: Oh. Daivari: We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh, shaving. LB: Oh, that is such boloney. I shave my legs. Khali: Not every day. Giddy-up!
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jun 29, 2007 11:06:01 GMT -5
Ok this is a long ass post, but who cares... Daivari: What's the matter? Henry: My mother caught me. Daivari: Caught you? Doing what? Henry: You know. [All three give him blank stares] I was alone... LB: You mean..?! Henry: Uh-huh. Khali: [laughing] She caught you? Daivari': Where? Henry: I stopped by the house to drop the car off, and I went inside for a few minutes. Nobody was there. They're supposed to be working. My mother had a Glamour magazine; I started leafing through it… Daivari: Glamour? [Daivari, Khali, and LB laugh] Henry: So, one thing led to another… Daivari: So, what did she do? Henry: First she screams, "Henry, what are you doing?! My God!" And it looked like she was gonna faint - she started clutching the wall, trying to hang onto it. Khali: Man! Henry: I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up. Daivari: What did you do? Henry: I zipped up! LB: So, she fell? Henry: Yeah. Well, I couldn't run over there the way I was! Daivari: No, I guess not. Henry: So, she fell, and then she started screaming, "My back! My back!" So, I picked her up and took her to the hospital. LB: How is she? Henry: She's in traction. LB: Ok, I'm sorry. Henry: It's not funny, LB. LB: I know. I'm sorry. I'm serious. Henry: Her back went out. She's gotta be there for a couple of days. All she said on the way over in the car was, "Why, Henry, why?!".. I said, "Because it's there!" Henry: Well, I'll tell you this, though - I am never doing that again. LB: What, you mean, in your mother's house, or all together? Henry: Altogether. LB: Oh, gimme a break.. Daivari: Ohhh yeah.. right. Khali: Oh, like you're gonna stop? Daivari & LB: C'mon.. Henry: You don't think I can? Daivari: No chance. Henry: You think you could? Daivari: Well, I know I could hold out longer than you. Henry: Care to make it interesting? Khali: Wait a second, wait a second. Count me in on this. Daivari: You? Khali: Yeah. Daivari: You'll be out before we get the check. LB: I want to be in on this, too. Daivari & Henry: Ohh, no. No, no, no.. LB: Why not? Daivari: It's like apples and oranges. LB: What? Why? Why? Daivari: Because you're a midget! LB: So what? Daivari: It's easier for a midget not to do it than a normal person. LB: Oh. Daivari: We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh, shaving. LB: Oh, that is such boloney. I shave my legs. Khali: Not every day. So which one is Jerry and Elaine. And does that mean they sleep with each other in one episode?
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Post by rko on Jun 29, 2007 11:12:18 GMT -5
inspiration from this thread + having nothing better to do =
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jun 29, 2007 11:21:47 GMT -5
inspiration from this thread + having nothing better to do = Brilliant ;D
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Post by Agent P on Jun 29, 2007 11:55:42 GMT -5
inspiration from this thread + having nothing better to do = The Greatest PhotoShop EVER!
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Post by Agent P on Jun 29, 2007 11:56:26 GMT -5
Ok this is a long ass post, but who cares... Daivari: What's the matter? Henry: My mother caught me. Daivari: Caught you? Doing what? Henry: You know. [All three give him blank stares] I was alone... LB: You mean..?! Henry: Uh-huh. Khali: [laughing] She caught you? Daivari': Where? Henry: I stopped by the house to drop the car off, and I went inside for a few minutes. Nobody was there. They're supposed to be working. My mother had a Glamour magazine; I started leafing through it… Daivari: Glamour? [Daivari, Khali, and LB laugh] Henry: So, one thing led to another… Daivari: So, what did she do? Henry: First she screams, "Henry, what are you doing?! My God!" And it looked like she was gonna faint - she started clutching the wall, trying to hang onto it. Khali: Man! Henry: I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up. Daivari: What did you do? Henry: I zipped up! LB: So, she fell? Henry: Yeah. Well, I couldn't run over there the way I was! Daivari: No, I guess not. Henry: So, she fell, and then she started screaming, "My back! My back!" So, I picked her up and took her to the hospital. LB: How is she? Henry: She's in traction. LB: Ok, I'm sorry. Henry: It's not funny, LB. LB: I know. I'm sorry. I'm serious. Henry: Her back went out. She's gotta be there for a couple of days. All she said on the way over in the car was, "Why, Henry, why?!".. I said, "Because it's there!" Henry: Well, I'll tell you this, though - I am never doing that again. LB: What, you mean, in your mother's house, or all together? Henry: Altogether. LB: Oh, gimme a break.. Daivari: Ohhh yeah.. right. Khali: Oh, like you're gonna stop? Daivari & LB: C'mon.. Henry: You don't think I can? Daivari: No chance. Henry: You think you could? Daivari: Well, I know I could hold out longer than you. Henry: Care to make it interesting? Khali: Wait a second, wait a second. Count me in on this. Daivari: You? Khali: Yeah. Daivari: You'll be out before we get the check. LB: I want to be in on this, too. Daivari & Henry: Ohh, no. No, no, no.. LB: Why not? Daivari: It's like apples and oranges. LB: What? Why? Why? Daivari: Because you're a midget! LB: So what? Daivari: It's easier for a midget not to do it than a normal person. LB: Oh. Daivari: We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh, shaving. LB: Oh, that is such boloney. I shave my legs. Khali: Not every day. So which one is Jerry and Elaine. And does that mean they sleep with each other in one episode? Based on the actual scene, Daivari would be Jerry and Little Bastard would be Elaine.
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