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Post by lildude8218 on Jul 3, 2007 18:56:54 GMT -5
 John Cena had that dream again where all of his teeth fell out while confronting a rival.  Kennedy: StOP TOUCHING ME! Cena: I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! Kennedy: DAD!  The All New Pee Wee's Playhouse starring John Cena as Pee Wee Herman and King Booker as The King of Cartoons.  Randy: Look, I know you don't like it, but Triple H said so. So just be serious so we can take the picture for the poster for Wrestlemania 24 now and get it over with. Cena: Do not want!  Bobby Lashley realized at the last moment that he wasn't actually at Burger King.  Worst Episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway EVER  Randy Orton plays some wicked air guitar on Jeff's leg.  Randy Orton slipped on a banana peel and came up with his new finisher.  Ohh crap, someone said July 6th in front of Randy Orton and he frickin snapped!  Wow, Dave Chappelle scored front row seats to Raw apparently...  James Mitchell's new monster debuted and took out Christy Hemme. Woops, sorry, I thought this was the Impact Caption Thread.  Referee: OMG! Janet Jackson! Can I have your autograph? Oh wait...you're Latoya, nevermind.  Me: What happened to the Intercontinental Title? Jimmy Hart: Sika Umaga ate it!  Apparently Umaga stole Val's pornstar gimmick.  Val: Well that's alright. I'll be Snitsky's little brother now!  This was the best Ballroom Dancing I had EVER seen.  ¡Tu no puede verme!  Carlito was regretting those tequila shots with The Sandman.  Carlito: For the love of God, PLEASE pull this sea urchin off of my head!!!!  Regal: Seriously, $125 in porno rentals at your hotel?  Booker was amazed with Lashley's tap dancing skills.  Sign Guy: Oh my God! That's not Lashley at all, it's been Zeus all along. I am sick to my stomach.  Cena: OW MY KIDNEY! Lashley: I thought you lost that one when you were stabbed? Cena: What are you talking ab....Ohh yeah! |
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Jul 3, 2007 19:02:21 GMT -5
Me w/British Accent: Sir, would you care for some ketchup with your Intercontinental Title? It's time for the Super Crazy Spinnerooni! |
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Jul 3, 2007 19:05:21 GMT -5
Kennedy: Eat the microphone! Cena: I don't wanna! Kennedy: EAT IT! Cena: FINE WATCH ME! |
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wrasslinmachine
Don Corleone
Savagely protecting the innocent since 1987.
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Post by wrasslinmachine on Jul 3, 2007 19:05:27 GMT -5
This is the sloppiest rock, paper, scissors contest i ever seen Bobby Lashley: I feel silly didn't know this was a costume party. |
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Action Bathturd
Don Corleone
This is the greatest moment in the history of our sport.
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Post by Action Bathturd on Jul 3, 2007 19:14:31 GMT -5
Cena: DON'T HURT ME! |
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Mozenrath
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Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 3, 2007 19:23:57 GMT -5
*Zordon appears on the Tron* "You 5 are my new Power Rangers!" Orton: "I call Black!" Cena: "Blue!" Booker: "Red!" Lashley: "Yellow, I guess. Kennedy: "Green!" Lashley: "Damn it, I forgot green!" |
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Post by Cartoon Pirate on Jul 3, 2007 19:37:30 GMT -5
"Everybody was kung foo fighting!" "HYAH!" "Those kids were as fast as lightning!" "HYAH!" "In fact it was a little bit frightning!" "HYAH!" "But it was done with expert timing!" "HYAH!" WTF is this S***?! |
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 3, 2007 19:39:12 GMT -5
He should of noticed when Bugs stuck his finger in the barrell. |
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Post by The Portable Stove on Jul 3, 2007 19:41:31 GMT -5
"I HAVE TILL CINCO!" |
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Post by Surfer Supreme on Jul 3, 2007 19:42:42 GMT -5
*Zordon appears on the Tron* "You 5 are my new Power Rangers!" Orton: "I call Black!" Cena: "Blue!" Booker: "Red!" Lashley: "Yellow, I guess. Kennedy: "Green!" Lashley: "Damn it, I forgot green!" I was totally going to hand the trophy to lildude (and I still might), because his captions from top to bottom were stellar, but damn, Paul London, Shoebomber... that's good. You get a yin-yang Steve Irwin clap for that one! Well played, clerks. |
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Mozenrath
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Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 3, 2007 19:44:38 GMT -5
*Zordon appears on the Tron* "You 5 are my new Power Rangers!" Orton: "I call Black!" Cena: "Blue!" Booker: "Red!" Lashley: "Yellow, I guess. Kennedy: "Green!" Lashley: "Damn it, I forgot green!" I was totally going to hand the trophy to lildude (and I still might), because his captions from top to bottom were stellar, but damn, Paul London, Shoebomber... that's good. You get a yin-yang Steve Irwin clap for that one! Well played, clerks. Might make it my sig. I'm glad you like it. |
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Post by Surfer Supreme on Jul 3, 2007 19:47:20 GMT -5
I was totally going to hand the trophy to lildude (and I still might), because his captions from top to bottom were stellar, but damn, Paul London, Shoebomber... that's good. You get a yin-yang Steve Irwin clap for that one! Well played, clerks. Might make it my sig. I'm glad you like it. Yeah, it's pretty tight. I'd make it my sig. But you know... |
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jul 3, 2007 20:04:49 GMT -5
Cena stops in mid promo after realising he really cant remember kennedys name. cena was upset when king booker stole his favourite mic. cena thinking *hmmmm oh well at least i'll get plenty of rest and the smarks might just cheer me for once.... or i could just wreck his hotel room again and let him take the blame..... again.* Regal: Excuse me sir, but are these stills taken from the hotels video camera show you running about, with a chicken, a rubber mallet, al snows old mannekin head and a bottle of cheap wine? lashley: Uh..... oh crap i forgot about the video cameras.... uhhhh i mean no it's randy orton again.... Regal: Will that bloody boy ever learn? excuse me. *leaves* lashley: *thinking* thank god for orton. |
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jul 3, 2007 20:04:57 GMT -5
John Stossel: Boy Bands on the juice...a 20/20 special, coming up after the break. |
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The F'N Captain
King Koopa
I was captain **** till Captain America Beat the crap out of me and left me in a dumpster
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Post by The F'N Captain on Jul 3, 2007 20:18:23 GMT -5
In a vain attempt to woo Melina, Umaga tries to copy Johnny Nitro's ring entrance. Cena-"Do you have a permit for those?" Kennedy-"These aren't the droids you're looking for..." Cena-"Whatchoo talkin bout Orton?" Val-"Hey lookit me! I'm on Raw!" Crazy-"FOUR HORSEMEN BAYBEE!" Lashely realizes he's starting to run dry on excuses to cover his illiteracy..... Carlito-"I COULDA HADDA V8!" Carlito reacts after a killer "Yo' Momma" slam from Sandman. Lashley may not be a king, but he DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. |
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W?Y
Hank Scorpio
Old FAN, no tricks.
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Post by W?Y on Jul 3, 2007 20:27:07 GMT -5
"I HAVE TILL CINCO!" Win. |
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Post by Captain Wonderful on Jul 3, 2007 20:27:44 GMT -5
"Look, I ordered coffee. Now we've been here a long f***ing time and she's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled six times." "Six times. Well, what if she's too f***ing busy?" "The words "too f***ing busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary." "Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but I think the last f***ing thing you need is another cup of coffee." |
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iwchater
Samurai Cop
Greatest Album ever
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Post by iwchater on Jul 3, 2007 20:35:12 GMT -5
[im] Regal: WWE wishes you well in future indeavors. |
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Jul 3, 2007 20:36:29 GMT -5
Val-"Hey lookit me! I'm on Raw!" Carlito reacts after a killer "Yo' Momma" slam from Sandman. Lashley may not be a king, but he DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. These are the three best ones so far |
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 3, 2007 22:29:09 GMT -5
King Booker stops to shake hands with the invisible El Gigante during his promo. |
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