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Post by lildude8218 on Jul 10, 2007 15:07:01 GMT -5
Adding Teddy Hart's name to this thread will ensure a 60% increase in views   Oral Secks?  Coach: OBJECTION!  Everyone could see Kennedy sneaking a peek at the lines he had written on his hands.  Booker: MAN! Why'd you eat the last donut, man! I totally called dibbs  Santino: Aww man, I've totally got some popcorn stuck in my back teeth. I HATE THAT!  Lita Hemme made her debut on Raw complete with unlocking jaw action.  Here's an odd take on Fonzie and Chachi's relationship.  JR: BAH GAWD KING! He's got a tongue like an aardvark!  Seconds before Maria slapped on the Million Dollar Dream and turned heel.  Lance Cade slaps a headlock on Champ Kind.....WHAMMY!  Trevor: AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHANGE!  Either no one noticed that Eugene had taken over this role or no one cared.  Snitsky: I don't want to grow anymore Joel: I'm a Toys R Us kid! Snitsky: I don't want to grow anymore!!! Joel: I'm a Toys R Us Kid!!!  Claudio from Coheed and Cambria regretted becoming a pro wrestler.  Referee: Ugh. I hate touching him. He feels like a giant Stretch Armstrong.  Randy: My boyfriend....I mean father could kick your ass anyday!  Cody: So you're the one using Jericho's lifts now huh?  Randy: Where's Dustin? Oh wait, cashed his plane ticket in again, didn't he?  Was the world ready for a Father/Son tag team with a Yin/Yang gimmick.  IWC Approved Oral Secks  The black guy in the front was posing for a new "WTF?" picture  Mickie: I must...I must...increase my bust!  Beth's Magic Troll gimmick would take time to get over with the fans.  Boo drunken Women's Champion....Hooray Beer!  Melina's nuclear heatz gave Candice a stomach ache.  PMS 2K7???  Carlito: These are the biggest cherries I've EVER seen!  Old Man Barroom Brawl Oral Secks?  Booker: Yo! You gotta quit with that. That's MY hairstyle. I called DIBBS!!!!  Moments before Jeff Hardy literally broke his ass.  Lashley interrupts Kennedy during a spot of tea.  SMARK BAIT! |
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Post by Agent P on Jul 10, 2007 15:27:02 GMT -5
Umaga is ready for the Best Jim Duggan Impression Contest Referee: Ugh. Why doesn't he use the deoderant we left for him? |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 10, 2007 15:30:48 GMT -5
"Ladies, who wants to ride the wild Snitsky?"
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 10, 2007 15:38:40 GMT -5
Cody: You have anything you need to say, Randy? Randy: Well.... I.... I'm sorry, Dusty. *kisses his forehead* Dusty: Weeeeell, if you wheely mean it, okay. |
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Post by Surfer Supreme on Jul 10, 2007 15:43:56 GMT -5
Was the world ready for a Father/Son tag team with a Yin/Yang gimmick. GENIUS! |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 10, 2007 15:47:56 GMT -5
Chioda: Congratulations Booker, it's a boy! "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" "So the cops knew that Intelligence was setting them up?" Booker's attempt in the Long-Distance Spitting Contest did not go as well as he wished. Umaga: You are GOING to the dentist, young man! Santino: I DON'T WANNA! Obligatory BUTTSECKS? pic. What's the Samoan word for "Ayyyy"? HEY! NOTHING YOU SAY! NOTHING CHANGE WHAT DO TO ME! NOW TIME ME SHINE! TAKE WHAT MINE! I know they're employing safe style, but that is the weakest Cobra Clutch I've ever seen. Cade finds out that Rory had haggis for lunch. "IT'S LIKE RAY-EE-AAAAIIIINNNN...ON YOUR WEDDING DAY..." "And now that I've got the croc tied down, I'm gonna stick my thumb up 'is butthole..." "Rock-ee...rooooaaad?" La Hora de la Risa gets violent. Ohhh no, he's drafted to our show Go Go Gene Snitsky! Ohhh no, there goes Santino Go Go Gene Snitsky! "You scum! You slime! You...MAGGOT!!!" Orton: Thanks Dad! My own Robo-Cody for Christmas! Orton: Psst! Where's the "on" switch? Dusty: He called me fat...sniff* Paul's new exercise machine fell apart about five minutes after he put it together. CAPTAIN...CAAAAAAAAAAVVEEMAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!! Ref: Uh, Mickie? Just want to let you know your zipper's down...Oh, never mind. Desperate for publicity, Pink tries her hand at wrestling. I PEED IN YOUR POOL! I PEED IN YOUR POOL! YAAAAAYYYYY!! "No Candice, this isn't 'Nude Confessions 13'. This is WWE Raw." Jillian's mask is slipping off again...oh wait, I keep forgetting that's her face. To bite or not to bite; that is the question. Whether it is nobler to suffer the kendo sticks and steel chairs of the hardcore realm... Sandman pukes in the ring for a second consecutive week. Booker: See the finger? Jeff: Yah yah yah! Booker: See the finger? Jeff: Yah yah! Booker: Go get it! *Booker waves his hand, Jeff chases after* Booker: What an idiot. Chioda warned Jeff about jumping off the swingset when other kids are walking by. Kennedy: Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I wanna go to bed, had a drink about an hour ago, and it went right to my head... |
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Post by Cartoon Pirate on Jul 10, 2007 15:49:36 GMT -5
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Post by Stu on Jul 10, 2007 15:49:37 GMT -5
That Snitsky pic is scary.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 10, 2007 15:51:34 GMT -5
I think the Kennedy pic works best.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2007 16:09:29 GMT -5
N***a, what is juice? I want some grape drink. It's purple. |
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Post by Alucard on Jul 10, 2007 16:31:25 GMT -5
N***a, what is juice? I want some grape drink. It's purple. lmao! |
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Post by DeuceDominoMark on Jul 10, 2007 16:57:30 GMT -5
After reviewing this pic, Booker realized that it was, in fact, not a racial slur when they called him a gorilla... COPS in Samoa shows Officer Umaga preventing a culprit from swallowing the evidence. Trevor: "I WANNA ROCK!" "ROCK!!" Randy: "Purple Monkey Dishwasher... pass it on to Cody." Today's episode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the Number 10... Beth: "Melina... you do realize they're all paying attention to me and Mickie again, right?" |
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Post by Sim on Jul 10, 2007 17:01:49 GMT -5
I haven't got any captions, but did anyone else notice the huge amount of pictures that could be used for "WTF?!" pics this week? The Booker and Kennedy ones are the best. |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 10, 2007 17:56:52 GMT -5
Does anyone think Beth looks like a blonde Andie McDowell in this pic? |
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jul 10, 2007 18:06:15 GMT -5
the conjoined twins sense of direction failed them at the wrong time. Coach: young man ..... i said young man.... its fun to stay at the Y...M... you want me to do WHAT in the showers with you after the show?.... and you have your own gerbil?.... Booker: You wanted to do what with kennedy in the shower? you sick son of a.... Santino: noooooo.... i wont watch the one night in chyna dvd.... maria in practise for next years hotdog eating contest aftershow barfing contest. umaga: now ceaser, live or die? umaga: well this was funny last week lets see if anyone notices it this week. maria: i'll love him and pet him.... and call him george.... Lance: randy managed to get a good push by doing this... lets see if it works for me. Trevor: i can do a better rest hold than randy..... that push should have been miiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnneeeee *sobs* you evil sods, you ate his last cookie.... now he wont stop crying for a week. Snitsky: my friends went to raw and didnt even bring me a T-shirt.... crazy: damn JBL and his antics in the shower! Referee thinking: *i'm going to slip and make an arse out of....* thud. aerobics wwe safestyle. paul london inadvertantly shows the entire world his upcoming characterchange. "Paul London:ventriloquists dummy." Mickie: nope i still cant see the sailboat.... you sure its there willum? at this precise moment two loud pop's were heard, one from lawlers pants and one from his head. candice: help call my lawyers..... this guy's touching me up.... or candice: JBL? that you? divas: what the hell? she didnt even have a sip and drunk already...... lightweight. coming soon from wwe pictures, "Revenge of the Killer Boobs." the coming of age comedy about 3 women whos boobs set out to destroy mankind. Carlito: nope i still only see the apple, i dont see a sailboat.... Regal: owwwww right in the mummy daddy button. or football in the groin 2: football head strikes. a wwe films & troma films presentation. Booker: I SAID PULL MY DAMN FINGER.... Ref: better do it, he's had a few too many. wwe.com presents the best of floating wwe superstars # 7.... jeff hardy.... will carlito be our number 6? find out tomorrow |
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Post by Fundertaker on Jul 10, 2007 18:08:42 GMT -5
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT CARLITO IS ON THE PHONE!? |
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Post by Action Bathturd on Jul 10, 2007 18:09:49 GMT -5
YOU BASTARDS! YOU KILLED HIM! YOU BASTARDS! I still can't believe it's not an apple! Mr. Kennedy: Master of WTF? faces. I... HAVE... THE POWER!~ |
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Post by Bobeddy on Jul 10, 2007 18:25:11 GMT -5
Coach: Oh Yeah?! Well you stink of boogers! Kennedy: Damn it! Why can't I see my eyebrows?! Santino's lack of personality was so extreme he fell asleep during his own match. Maria was told to get herself ready for Santino's vigourous warming down process later that night. JR: Umaga modelling the new WWE Chew Toys available at WWE Shopzone. Now you dog can have fun the RAW way! Santino: I've got a freaking thumb-tack stuck in my hand! Trevor: IT'S THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF LIFE, IT'S THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE... Snitsky: *growls* Babies.... Cody gave Randy's chin one helluva staring! Candice: AH! MY GROIN! Referee: Only one way to settle this...With a good ol' fashioned Gurning contest. On your marks...Get set...GO! |
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jul 10, 2007 18:31:17 GMT -5
I Eated a Butter... |
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Post by Sim on Jul 10, 2007 18:41:12 GMT -5
Oh, and there is no god, and the ratings did not go up 60%
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