I was laughing my bum off at my own captions!
BOOKER: OMG Lashey, don't go in too deep, you will not find my treasures of the deep in my royal garden!
Hey, i tawt i taw a puttycat!
What? You told Big Vis beforehand, that my old-style mike was a great Bacme remover? Can you possibly imagine how much zit debris is on my face now?
To audience: Why do i look like i'm blowing on a hands-free, invisible trumpet?
Santino: Hang on Umaga, don't be so rough! I think i've scraped my tongue, no i haven't... ok, continue waxing me with the rope.
These boobies are killing me! Must...drop..them....somewhere....ugh....flat....
SANTINO: That's right, you freakin' choke me with one arm while you show-off to the crowd! BURY MY CAREER WHY DON'T YA!!!
UMAGA: That was done moons ago.
SANTINI: Despite half-killing me, the throwing-up-the-ic-belt-trick you did for me pretty much re-acquainted the fact that, hey, your a pretty nice guy.
SANTINI: My fantasy wassa to explode-a into the wrestlmania main event-a, run through the Undertaker-a, Stone Cold-a, Cena-a, Lashley-a and Triple H-a in a World Title match-a.
My Reality: i'M ON-A HEAT-A GETTING OWNED BY-A GIRL-A, D'OH...-A!
ROBBIE: I only asked for some spare change, lad!
ROBBIE: OK, plan Y to get out of a headlock, yank his chest hairs off! Wait a minute...HE SHAVED! THE BA%&%£*$!!!!!
Beard Tugging: A brilliant new technique to crease out wrinkles! F&*& BOTOX!
LAWLER: HEY JR! IS THAT HIS TEETH OR IS HE CHEWING ON A SIMPSON!
JR: BAH GAWD KEENG! YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT! HE'S CHEWING ON BART!
This botch was brought to you by Chris Masters!
REF: Oh god! I shouldn't of lifted his arm so quickly! AN ARMY OF ZITS ARE HEADING STRAIGHT FOR ME! THEY'RE ARMED AND STUFF!
ORTON: Did i ever tell you my first crossdressing experience was wearing a yellow polka dot dress?
Orton: Hey, i could lick your nose from here.
Cody: Oh yeah? i could snot all over your chin.
Orton: Oh yeah? I could cry all over your face.
Cody: Oh yeah? I could dribble all over your chest.
Orton: Oh yeah? I could dip my nose in your eye.
Cody: Oh yeah? I could stick my nose in your lips, and lick your chin.
ORTON: Oh yeah? I could spit on your nose, sweat on your face, and....and, and
DUSTY: SHUT THE SMURF UP! THIS IS SO GAY!!!!!!!!!
ORTON: I'M SUCKING ON YOUR EYEBALL DUSTY, WATCHA GONNA DO!!!
DUSTY: There, there son, you'll get your chance in the limelight, get you dressed up like a tranny, call you "Goldust mark 2", AND SMURF YOU FOR SUCKING MY EYEBALL ORTON!!!!!
WEEEE! Extreme Close-Up Shelton!
REF: I'M HOT AND HE'S NOT
London: Yeah, whatever weirdo
Black Guy in the crowd: Hey, is Orton gonna come out and suck his eyeball too?
Mickie: The guys working on the rafters will love this, higher baby, higher!
Beth: This reminds me of the time i went to a...no, i better not say it.
REFEREE: Where's the freakin' earpiece, OH, IT'S DOWN HER CRACK!! Happy days!
MICKIE: OK, i give you a hint, if your desperate! Trish is on the roof, tied to a chair, which is tied to a pole, which is tied to a box, that's where you'll find my precious diamonds!!!
Beth(to Melina): Can we go backstage now? My precious inside walls are full of urine!
Melina: No, i'm enjoying watching Candice and her crappy selling in the ring.
Smurf me! That kid is so ugly, if the camera's see it that won't be cool! Quickly, strech out arm, ah, just in time as the camera comes round, great precision baby!!Phew!
Regal(to himself): Whatever you do, don't think gay, don't think gay, DON'T THINK GAY, DON'T THINK GAY, YOU'RE NOT THINKING GAY, I'M NOT THINKING GAY, THATS RIGHT, I AIN'T THINKING GAY, NO, I'M NOT THINKING GAY, DON'T THINK GAY, DON'T THINK GAAAAAAYYYYY... He's sucking me off!! Oh, why did i have to think that, i feel cheap...and used!
There's only 2 people here that can hold a great tupperware party, and you ain't one of them Jeff!!
REFEREE: Hey Jeff, you may be massively reducing the size of Booker's crown jewels with your legs, but i tell you this, last week i showed him i could do it with one finger, the secret is, i'll whisper.....i put it in the freezer!!!
Lasley: Hey look Kennedy, i'm taking time out and doing the chicken dance, what the hell you doing kennedy, this ain't the elephant dance!
Yeah, thats right Lashley soak up the wins before you succomb to Super Cena.
Kennedy: I'm lying here relishing in anticipation for Orton to come out here and suck my eyeball(see many captions above), wonder what it's like? Kinda vacuumy?