the Half Eaten Raw Caption Thread

[lildude8218]

Booker: You have ruined the King's golf game!



Lawler: Iz at ur tea party, drinkin invisabul teaz.



Moments before King Booker realized that Itchy had replaced his eyes with bombs and they exploded.



Booker: What do you mean by "You people?"



WWE and Mad Magazine bring you: Spy vs Spy



Sharmell: Now you're gonna get tasered! Say hello to Dr. Watts!



CRANE TECHNIQUE!



Reach out and touch! Somebody's hand!



Flying Boobiepress!



Santino: No no no! There'sa no way that YOU are gonna sacrifice-a my Maria to no Kinga Kong!



Coach Duggan: Remember to stick your landing, HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!



The Mid Card Express wins another match.



This would be the LAST lie that Pinocchio told The Sandman.



Carlito: *sings* Ooooohh....Baby Love! My Baby Love!



No one thought that Randy Orton would accidentally knee himself in the face.



Cody: YOU CAN'T SEE ME!



Quick! Now that his guard is up, go for the bandage on his stomach. After a few hits his pants will fall down and he'll be knocked out!



Cody: HEY! THAT'S MY PURSE DAD! I DON'T KNOW YOU!



Randy Orton was tossed from the game for arguing balls and strikes.



Don Harris enjoys his first day as an EMT worker. Or is that Ron?



Here's an alternate angle of the shot where Darth Vader takes off his mask.



Cody Rhodes promptly steals Rick Rude's old gimmick.



Meth Addict Tossing: This Fall on Spike TV!



Kennedy forgot to look away when they opened the Ark.



Thankfully someone put a stop to Charlie's shameful "Chinaman" impression.



Marty Elias: Guys! Check it out! Don't I look JUST like Randy Orton when I do this? Huh?



Apparently Charlie Haas made Brian Kendrick humble...



Booker de Ville only needed 25 Dalmation puppies to make this robe.



Lawler: THAT'S MY DONUT!



Umaga was trying to figure out how he wound up at the Gay Rodeo.



Cena: You a Jive Soul Ho! A Jive Soul Ho!



Orton: Mmmmmm....now that's what I call Sexy Back.



Cena: The belt is glued to my hand!!!! HELP!!!!

[Mozenrath]

In a swerve, Regal locks in the Hammerlock on Carlito! Betrayal!


SHOTEI!
Ligah-san! Ligah-son!

[seano]

PINK..........EYE!



Due to all the court cases, Lawler can't give the middle finger without some young girl somewhere having a mental breakdown.



Booker tries not to look at what happened when Carlito's head was cracked open and the innards fell all over the ringside floor.



OH NOEZ!!!!



This is pretty much Kennedy's face from now on, isn't it?



5 seconds later, a cosmic accident fused them together, and thus sex with Jackie Gayda just got a lot more awkward...



Cena: So after a while, you just run away and thus send the message that the WWE believes all women look inferior to men.
Candice: But that's, like, so awful and stuff.
Cena: I'm SuperCena, b***h, you're lucky I don't rip you in half like a phone book!

[Shy Guy]

Cena: When the ref counts to three, that means we won.

Candice: Right.

Cena: Remember that. Three.

Candice: Four.

Cena: No, three...

Candice: Seven.

[DeuceDominoMark]

Booker: "This ain't even fair, makin' me do a skit with all this food in front of me. They can tell by my eyes I got the munchies!"




"Whata you mean a my Princess is in another Castle?? This is a bullshit!"



Terrified of the man-eating dragon, Duggan offers Carlito as a sacrifice...




Orton: "Say, from this angle, Cody kinda looks like a diva's gym bag. Don't mind if I do..."




Cody: "Sthand sthill, there's a sphark on your nose!"
Randy: "Get it, get iiit!"




Randy and Dusty exchange greetings of "dude" at the the latest Kegger.





"OverRATED?? I thought you said I was just over!"




Doctor: "Okay, Mr. Hass, here comes your new son. Just one more push..."




Cena: "Now, I realize we're at disadvantage here because we have 0 wrestling skill between us..."

Candice: "I thought it was because it's a 3 on 2 Handicap Match. You know, 3 men VS. 1 man and a woman?"

Cena: "Oh yeah, that too..."

[krazysane]

Cody: HEY! THAT'S MY PURSE DAD! I DON'T KNOW YOU!

Best comment ever. All Hail Bobby....Hill!

[The F'N Captain]

Ever since 'Nam Lawler has been unable to bend his pinky.



Booker is actually enraged more over Jerry's cheap hair plugs than anything else.



Booker felt regret at not buying the ham and cheese platter, feeling it would have went over better....



Shang Tsung recently added Melina to his morphing technique....



Santino- Now I jus gotta pick'a tha fia flowa!



Maria- WAIT! MY CONTACT!



Maria enjoys her victory, while Santino enjoys being employed for another day.



Duggan suddenly remembered he forgot his Depends undergarments....




Carlito: And if you order now, I'll throw in the POULTRY SHEARS for FREE! NOW what would you pay?



Randy is confused momentarily when he realizes he's stomping his own head.



Every day, someone's eye is put out by an uncalled high-five accident.



Cody feels left out as Dusty and Orton play "Power Rangers".



*Insert Serious JR Voice Clip*



Cody realizes Dusty was his ride home.



NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z KENNEDY UNLEASHES THE DEVASTATING "JEFFY HARDY FIREBALL ATTACK!"



It took weeks, but Kennedy finally saw the trailer for "Who's your Caddy?"



Offscreen Shelton was making his "jealous face".



Booker couldn't wait to show Cena the power of a fully armed and operational Sharmell.



Lawler: FIFTEEN YEAR OLD, I CALL DIBS!



It was after seeing the results Umaga decided to be Murdoch's Jenny Craig buddy.



Cena: Ok if you behave I'll get you some McDonald's later, k?



Cena- THERE... ARE.... FOUR LIGHTS!!!

[Mozenrath]

"Jeff Hardy Fireball"? Niiice.

[PTBartman]

Heh Heh Sandman's got wood Heh Heh Heh Heh



Ok Guys get the Fork lift. It's Dusty. no way in hell we're gonna lift him.



Kennedy: OK tell me again? I Left for 3 weeks and WHO has the title?

[SAJ Forth]

Booker Was gonna show Lawler why he won a Double-Elimination Arm Wrestling Tournament


Are you lonesome, tonight?


Nobody wanted to use the urinal next to Sandman for some reason.


Carlito: *sings*STOP! In the name of love. Before you break my heart.



Orton Was re-enacting the hotel room incident for the fans.


Dandruff Problems? Use Head & Shoulers.


Triple-H Is coming back next month? Excuse me while I puke... Puke!!!!!!!


People say you don't deserve that belt. JINX!!!!!!!


Cena:Something tells me I shoudn't turn around.


The sad thing is, Orton was going for a chinlock.

[FHgrad99]

Lawler: "Excuse me while I get this booger."



Lawler: "I thought we were past the burger king jokes."



Somebody sends Booker and Sharmell a subtle message reminding them to eat their daily allowance of fruit.



Another unfortunate super glue accident.



Lawler: "Ow, my eye you jackass."



Backstage, Ricky Steamboat is cringing.



The square-dance takes a bad turn.



Carlito's live version of the Karate Kid didn't go over as planned.



Referee: "There's a spider in the ring, kill it Randy!"



I don't know why Cody thought that his Iron Claw would be more effective by slapping Randy Orton in the chest.



Mr. Kennedy shows off his new trick, the Jeff Hardy spin.



Mr. Kennedy reacts to seeing video of Big Daddy V's ECW debut.



This game of Twister has gone totally wrong.



King Booker seemed annoyed by Queen Sharmell's insitence to show off the results of her using Crest Whitening Strips.




Cena: OK, you stand on the apron and look pretty and I'll go overcome the odds, again.

[Next Level was WRONG]

CBS presents: "Russia's Wildest Raves 4" with Ryan Seacrest.



Foot Locker's new anti-shoplifting precautions were working a treat.



Quick, avoid the falling Hardy's!



J.R. "Easy King... its just a bottle of water. It was just a movie."



Cena: *sniffs* "Sure deodorant? Hand lotion? Diarrhea?"



Randy: "You call this a life-size model!"



Cody hadn't really worked out the "Slap Randy's hand into his face" trick yet.



Football in the groin!



Booker: "I should have really put some clothes on under this thing."




Cena: "No daughter of mine is gonna go out dressed like THAT!"

[Zombie Mod]

Booker: Hey do i sit watching you when your having a crap?



Lawler: after 30 years of being "the king" i'll explain why not many people wanted to follow in my footsteps.... if you get my drift.... the crown cuts off blood flow to ahem.... important things.

booker: not my hair, no....

lawler: try again



booker: Tell me he didnt say that..... for the love of all that was wcw, tell me he didnt just say that!



Booker: I'll be damned, bret was right..... it is hair plugs.....



lawler: and this is what sandman will do to you, but with a cane...



Sharmell & booker: i dont like the sound of that prediction, but he's usually right thanks to his 3rd nipple....



parrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp (melina): "s'cuse me...."



santino: i dont care if there is four of them i'll take 'em all on.....



ref & melina: oh crap who said she should try that?



Santino: now what am i bid for this lovely, hardly touch wwe diva? do i hear $400 to begin with?



Duggan: eh? whats that sunny you want to help me across the ring? thank you.....



carlito carrys on unaware that his hair had claimed another victim, as it devoured regal.



sandman: hey asshole, at least me being here will mean i have a bigger house next year, screw the selling out chant.



Carlito: now you all know its coach who come out here and sings y.m.c.a for you all, but this week it was canceled so that he can practise his singing for his entry in the dross....uh....diva search



orton: frickin refs, they always gang up on me..... you're getting stood on this time asswipe.



Cody: hey randy, guess where this hand's been..... here smell...

orton: mom?



coming next year to wwe:shopzone.... life size poseable superstar figures, be the first one on your block to own a randy orton doll.



Cody: noooooo orton's dancing..... it'll turn us all into ston....*freezes.*



Randy: hey it's not my fault he got under my foot and i got confused..... you're always ganging up on me...... s'not fair you bullys.....*sobs and runs away.*



emt: yargh, arsecrack..... that'll replace the whale in my nightmares....



dusty: hey this isnt tna..... so it WAS all a dream.....oh.... my.... god..... i'm hungry and i caaaaannnnnnttttt mooooooovvvvvveeeee...... let me up.......



Cody Rhodes: ok let him up or he'll start chewing on what ever gets in his way...... i've seen him do it.....



"warning low flying ex junkies"



Kennedy: you have me jobbing to who next week?



hass: i got nothing.....



Lawler: viiiiiiinnnnnnnnnccccccceeeeeeeee nooooo, why did that limo have to explode.....
jr: uhhh king that was dropped a few weeks ago, remember....

lawler: wha?

[wrasslinmachine]

Lawler: This pinky has been places that make high school girls blush



Carlito can drop some mad rhymes.

[Brick Killed a Guy]

JR: Bah Gawd, I haven't seen Booker this allergic to fruit..since his last match with Kanyon.

(at home)

Kanyon: What kinda cheap shot!! Joel!
Joel: I'm suing, I'm suing, I'm on it, I'm on it.



Sandman's pathetic attempt at breakdancing...turned Carlito on for some reason.



Randy and Cody thought this would win them the gold medal in the "synchronized dropkick face" event....



...but they were no match for Haas and Kendrick.



Not one to miss the boat on current events jokes, WWE debuts the "Donaghy World Order"



I guess you could call this a..DUSTY FINISH!! Get it??

(crowd throws tomatoes)



Dusty: No, Randy. This is the face you should make when you do the motorboat.



You see Jeff landing on Kennedy, or Kennedy throwing a Hardy fireball.

I see Kennedy carrying Jeff on his new metallic lawnchair.



Ladies and gentlemen...Kennedy's new WTF pic.

[Mozenrath]

....why is Cody wearing satin panties?

[Bram wants to 'urt you]

Cena: No, honestly, swear to God. "Butterface" is a compliment.

[hassanchop]

Jerry Lawler lectures to the crowd proper table manners.



You forgot the parachute!



Santino catches her.




This is a mask, I am actually...




Kennedy is shocked to discover who this Cody person really is, he can't even tell us.




Vince McMahon depushes Shelton after doing a chokehold



Charlie Haas and Brian Kendrick audition for the upcoming Saw sequel




Shawn Michaels is a cowboy?

["Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat]

Cody thinking: "This is so gay..but feels so right"