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Post by lildude8218 on Jul 31, 2007 16:15:09 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/02_CenaCarlito.jpg) Cena: And now we bob for apples....with our BUTTS! *everyone groans at lame joke* ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/01_Cena.jpg) Invizabul Lapdanz ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/03_CarlitoKenn.jpg) Kennedy: You told me this place was Casual Carlito: DRESS casual Kennedy: No, you never said anything of the sort and now I look and feel like an ass. Carlito: You look fine, can't we just talk about this when we get home? Kennedy: Fine, whatever. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_CenaAngry.jpg) Cena: I WANNA BURN! ANARCHY!!!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/03_Jillian.jpg) Candice takes a moment to reapply some makeup during the match. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_MelinaPin.jpg) Maria's pet beaver says there will be 6 more weeks of Summer ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/05_MelinaWin.jpg) Melina: Beth, try harder! Remember our agreement. You have to somehow look uglier than me at all times. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/06_SantinoMaria.jpg) Santino: Uhh, Maria...what brand did you say that new shampoo was? Maria: Super Glue Shampoo ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/01_SantinoRef.jpg) It would take a while for Kung Fu Santino to get over with the fans. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_UmagaSit.jpg) The look on his face proves that Umaga pulled a Sid... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/06_SantHurt.jpg) Santino: Was a blow dart to my neck really necessary? ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/01_Daivari.jpg) Daivari: I'm Spartacus Spider-Man! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/03_CodyOverDaiv.jpg) Daivari: Wait! You must believe me! Johnny 5 is Alive!!!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_KennPin.jpg) I'm not really sure why Lashley is about to put his thumb up his own ass. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/02_FaceoffMatch.jpg) Two faces? I see a vase. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/03_LawHitBook.jpg) Lawler: I got your nose! Booker: *pouts* Lawler: No don't be sad, it's just behind my ear! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/07_BookRef.jpg) Booker wasn't the only one pissed that Lawler stole Raven's gimmick ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_LawlerFakeWin.jpg) Lawler: Stare into my nipples of the future! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/08_LawBookRefs.jpg) Lawler: Oog must drag sexy dark skinned cavewoman back to cave! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_crymestealshoe.jpg) JTG was OCD when it came to flossing. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/06_crymesell2.jpg) Coming to Nickelodeon this fall, the Adventures of Cheat and Cheat. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/07_crymemoney.jpg) Shad: Wait a minute, why is the Joker's face on this money??? ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/01_randoversgt.jpg) Randy Orton explains to the kids at home how reflexes work. He hits Sgt. Slaughter in the arm and his leg kicks. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/05_sgthurt.jpg) Slaughter: AH!!! I coulda had a V-8! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/06_randkicksgt.jpg) Very Good Randall San ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/08_sgtstretcher.jpg) Moments before Porky Pig popped out of that little hole and said "THAT'S ALL FOLKS!" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/03_RandySitIn.jpg) JR: You know King, if I didn't know any better, I'd think he was pretending to be Demi Moore in Striptease... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/02_Carlpin.jpg) Referee: *smacks him* NO! That's a bad Carlito! You're supposed to let Cena win! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_CarlSpitApple.jpg) Carlito: Hey look! I'm Teddy Hart! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/07_carlitoleave.jpg) Carlito: Mork calling Orson, come in Orson! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/05_CenaAngry.jpg) Moments after Carlito said he was going to read Cena's palm to tell him his future and said that he'd have a big house with a large swimming pool. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/06_CarlAngry.jpg) Congo 2: The Search for Amy's Gold
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 31, 2007 16:24:13 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/02_CenaCarlito.jpg) Carlito: "That's not a toilet, that's a cabana chair." ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/01_Cena.jpg) Cena: "Orly"
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jul 31, 2007 16:25:52 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/03_RandySitIn.jpg) It was at that moment that Young Randall realized to his horror he left the oven on.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 31, 2007 16:26:01 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_CenaAngry.jpg) No real caption, just staring at what looks like a burn on Cena's tongue.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jul 31, 2007 16:37:52 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/01_Cena.jpg) Cena: ooooh....did anyone else smell that? Best mexican restaurant in the southwest, I tell ya. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/03_CarlitoKenn.jpg) Kennedy: We're never gonna beat him, are we?? Carlito: Well, I get to pin him tonight. Kennedy: Shut up. Carlito: It's true. I even get to do my apple thing in his face. Kennedy: ....that sounded wrong. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_CenaAngry.jpg) Cena's hearty laugh of joy, after finding out Kevin McHale was trading Kevin Garnett to his Celtics. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_MelinaPin.jpg) Did I mention I hate CM Punk? ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/06_SantinoMaria.jpg) Maria: ...did we just... Santino: Yes, we did. Maria: ...in front of everyone?! Santino: Yes. Maria:...I thought you said you were Italian. Santino: only from the waist up. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_UmagaSit.jpg) Umaga: You know what I got right here, Barry? Barry: What do you have there, Umaga? Umaga: I've got two hundred..forty dollars...worth of Marella. Barry: awww yeah...what are you gonna do with it, Umaga? Umaga: excuse me while I kiss the sky... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_KennPin.jpg) Lashley is like Bane...except his venom button is...well, you know... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/07_crymemoney.jpg) Shad: I swear..Lita gave me this much in change. And all I had to say was, "it's my birthday, b***h!!" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/06_randkicksgt.jpg) Hank Hill: You see that Peggy? I think our little Randy is learning to do lunges...lunges, Peggy!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/03_RandySitIn.jpg) Randy:..don't stare back...it'll only make him want more. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/07_carlitoleave.jpg) Little did Carlito realize that SuperCena had become so unbeatable....he grows 20 times in size with the agony of defeat.
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Post by Count Creepyhead on Jul 31, 2007 17:28:18 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/02_CenaCarlito.jpg) Cena: I'm tellin ya Carlito, I could crap in this bucket and these stupid kids would buy it..
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The F'N Captain
King Koopa
I was captain **** till Captain America Beat the crap out of me and left me in a dumpster
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Post by The F'N Captain on Jul 31, 2007 17:54:11 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/02_CenaCarlito.jpg) Cena- Ok Carlito... I give up... WHERE'D ya hide the apples? Carlito- Oy Vey.... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/01_Cena.jpg) "OOOOoooo this chair is great for my lower back!" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/03_CarlitoKenn.jpg) Carlito- Lissen, that joke was REALLY funny, but we have to look tough! Kennedy- K....*snurt* ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_CenaAngry.jpg) Cena: HUNGER GET WHAT HUNGER WANT! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/03_Jillian.jpg) Jillian adopts Shawn Stasiak's gimmick of hilariously missing his intended opponent. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_MelinaPin.jpg) *Insert inappropriate fart joke here* ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/05_MelinaWin.jpg) Melina: Dude, the power of three! This is JUST like when Piper... Jillian-AGAIN with Charmed? Beth- You do watch that show too much Mel... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/06_SantinoMaria.jpg) Santino-MAMA MIA! I Just read-a the Wrestlecrap Forums! Maria- Wow, they do hate you.... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/01_SantinoRef.jpg) Santino- Looka me! I'ma John Cena! Lookit how big-a my mouth get! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/01_Daivari.jpg) Daivari: I'm the new Val Venis! Enjoy! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_KennPin.jpg) Lashley- Left hand blue? Seriously? Man this is gonna hurt... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/02_FaceoffMatch.jpg) Rocky VII... coming soon. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_crymestealshoe.jpg) Shad- Vince wants us to make a point, to show that you DON'T quit WWE we're gonna steal RVD"s boots! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/06_crymesell2.jpg) Cryme Tyme's new gimmick- Connesieurs of fine footwear. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/01_randoversgt.jpg) Randy's plan fails as Sarge catches Randy's invisible partner coming off the top rope. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/05_sgthurt.jpg) Slaughter: IRAQI SYMPATHIZER? WHAT WAS VINCE THINKING? ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/06_randkicksgt.jpg) Randy- I LIKED COBRA BETTER! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/08_sgtstretcher.jpg) Sarge- Remember kids when you're kicked in the face be sure to get professional medical help to prevent spinal cord injury. Emt's- NOW WE KNOW! Sarge- And knowing is half the battle! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/03_RandySitIn.jpg) JR: So pretty.... Bah Gawd you WILL be mine.... King- Huh? Jr- Oh... nothing... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/02_Carlpin.jpg) Carlito- Me Am Bizarro Carlito! Me am Jobbing to Cena! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_CarlSpitApple.jpg) Carlito: AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE *deep breath* CARLITO CARRIBEAN COOL SAYS SO! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/07_carlitoleave.jpg) Carlito realized he in fact DID have Cena's rookie card, and asked the guys in the truck to show it on the titan tron to show off. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/05_CenaAngry.jpg) Cena- It's YOUR fault I lost left hand, ALL YOUR FAULT! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/06_CarlAngry.jpg) "I JUST GOT THAT JOKE FROM THE FIRST HOUR!"
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Post by Shy Guy on Jul 31, 2007 18:21:21 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/03_RandySitIn.jpg) if i leaned forward a little more, i could be just like AC Slater...
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Post by krazykarl77 on Jul 31, 2007 18:25:20 GMT -5
[ ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_CenaAngry.jpg) alright Vince if u let me keeep the title at Summerslam this what i'll do for u ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Jul 31, 2007 18:25:35 GMT -5
LOL@ the JR/Orton one by Tony Stark
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Jul 31, 2007 18:38:14 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_CenaAngry.jpg) The WWE Champion was unable to get anything to eat at catering today, so he decided to eat the microphone ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/03_Jillian.jpg) Candice, who recently graduated from Hogwarts, performed a Levicorpus spell on Beth Phoenix to avoid being pinned ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/01_Daivari.jpg) Daivari is forced to remind people that he does, indeed, still have a job. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_CarlSpitApple.jpg) Carlito was so nervous after his victory that he blew chunks. Unfortunatley for his push, he blew them all over John Cena
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jul 31, 2007 18:49:50 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/02_CenaCarlito.jpg) Coming Soon, The Goonies 2: Sloth Overcomes The Odds!!!!!!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/01_Cena.jpg) Somebody needs a hug!!!!!!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/03_CarlitoKenn.jpg) Kennedy... Kennedy And Carlito pose for the new WTF photo. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_CenaAngry.jpg) THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/01_SantinoRef.jpg) Booker's Not the only one that can break dance. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/01_Daivari.jpg) Remember the last time I won a match? Nethier do I. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_KennPin.jpg) This is why I don't want to shake Bobby Lashley's hand. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/02_FaceoffMatch.jpg) Lawler:Less fat. Booker:More meat. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/07_crymemoney.jpg) I'll Give you 50 bucks JR to remember its Shad!!!!!!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/06_randkicksgt.jpg) Look Dad, I'am Adam Viniteri!!!!!!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/03_RandySitIn.jpg) Man that chick in the front rows purse is lookin' really nice right now ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/02_Carlpin.jpg) Moments later, Carlito was never seen again ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/05_CenaAngry.jpg) Someone tried to tell Cena that if your hand is bigger then your face you have cancer. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/06_CarlAngry.jpg) No, guys, I didn't mean to pin Cena. Honest.
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jul 31, 2007 18:53:17 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/01_Daivari.jpg) Daivari:(translated from farsi) Would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel? ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/05_CenaAngry.jpg) Cena (2 seconds later): That SOB stinkpalmed me!
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Jul 31, 2007 20:09:36 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/02_Carlpin.jpg) Wrestling History teacher"and so class we know from our reading it would be another 10 years before this would happen agian." ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_CenaAngry.jpg) and so cena failed in his attempt to argue that not all of his pictures look gay. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/05_CenaAngry.jpg) lets see i have my moves wrriten on my palm... 5 kuckle shuffle[check] stfu attempt[check] taunt[check] [bulldog[check] shoulder block, dammit thats why i did'nt win.
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Post by David Otunga: Eternian at Law on Jul 31, 2007 20:22:35 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/07_BookRef.jpg) Booker, "I know what you know.....I feel what you feel....sucka....." Ref, "Book...Book, again there is no Vulcan Mindmeld."
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jul 31, 2007 20:25:00 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/05_CenaAngry.jpg) Cena: "Yeah,... you are a filty whore are'nt you?"
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Post by DeuceDominoMark on Aug 1, 2007 1:16:26 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/02_CenaCarlito.jpg) *POOT!!* Cena: "That wasn't me..." ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/01_Cena.jpg) Cena had forgotten he set his phone for vibrate... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/06_crymesell2.jpg) JTG gets an audience member to pay Shad to smell the boots. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/02_Carlpin.jpg) In the minds of the Star Wars Crappers: "The shield is down, commence all attack on the Death Star's main reactor!" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/05_CenaAngry.jpg) Cena (doing his best Warrior impersonation from WrestleMania VII): "IS THIS MY DESTINY? ![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png) "
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Action Bathturd
Don Corleone
This is the greatest moment in the history of our sport.
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Post by Action Bathturd on Aug 1, 2007 1:19:14 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/04_KennPin.jpg) ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/02_Carlpin.jpg) ...And the entire Internet Wrestling Community are marking out like crazy.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Aug 1, 2007 3:55:26 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/07_BookRef.jpg) King Booker: I vill suck your blood, sucka! Referee: No don't, wait, no. No! NOOOOOOOOOOO! JR: King Booker is a vampire! You can't even see him on the titantron! That ref had a family!
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Aug 1, 2007 10:23:03 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/03_LawHitBook.jpg) although the facial expressions were perfect, the lack of wigs meant that wwe's reinactment of the big brother argument between chanelle and charley didn't come off well on screen. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4776976/01_Daivari.jpg) on this weeks edition of monday night raw, diavari ripped off his underwear and wrapped it around his head. he is no longer allowed within 50 fett of miss kanellis.
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