Caption Caveman (A Raw Caption Thread)

[lildude8218]

Cena: And now we bob for apples....with our BUTTS!

*everyone groans at lame joke*



Invizabul Lapdanz



Kennedy: You told me this place was Casual

Carlito: DRESS casual

Kennedy: No, you never said anything of the sort and now I look and feel like an ass.

Carlito: You look fine, can't we just talk about this when we get home?

Kennedy: Fine, whatever.



Cena: I WANNA BURN! ANARCHY!!!!



Candice takes a moment to reapply some makeup during the match.



Maria's pet beaver says there will be 6 more weeks of Summer



Melina: Beth, try harder! Remember our agreement. You have to somehow look uglier than me at all times.



Santino: Uhh, Maria...what brand did you say that new shampoo was?

Maria: Super Glue Shampoo



It would take a while for Kung Fu Santino to get over with the fans.



The look on his face proves that Umaga pulled a Sid...



Santino: Was a blow dart to my neck really necessary?



Daivari: I'm Spartacus Spider-Man!



Daivari: Wait! You must believe me! Johnny 5 is Alive!!!!



I'm not really sure why Lashley is about to put his thumb up his own ass.



Two faces? I see a vase.



Lawler: I got your nose!

Booker: *pouts*

Lawler: No don't be sad, it's just behind my ear!



Booker wasn't the only one pissed that Lawler stole Raven's gimmick



Lawler: Stare into my nipples of the future!



Lawler: Oog must drag sexy dark skinned cavewoman back to cave!



JTG was OCD when it came to flossing.



Coming to Nickelodeon this fall, the Adventures of Cheat and Cheat.



Shad: Wait a minute, why is the Joker's face on this money???



Randy Orton explains to the kids at home how reflexes work. He hits Sgt. Slaughter in the arm and his leg kicks.



Slaughter: AH!!! I coulda had a V-8!



Very Good Randall San



Moments before Porky Pig popped out of that little hole and said "THAT'S ALL FOLKS!"



JR: You know King, if I didn't know any better, I'd think he was pretending to be Demi Moore in Striptease...



Referee: *smacks him* NO! That's a bad Carlito! You're supposed to let Cena win!



Carlito: Hey look! I'm Teddy Hart!



Carlito: Mork calling Orson, come in Orson!



Moments after Carlito said he was going to read Cena's palm to tell him his future and said that he'd have a big house with a large swimming pool.



Congo 2: The Search for Amy's Gold

[FHgrad99]

Carlito: "That's not a toilet, that's a cabana chair."



Cena: "Orly"

[Ace Diamond]

It was at that moment that Young Randall realized to his horror he left the oven on.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

No real caption, just staring at what looks like a burn on Cena's tongue.

[Brick Killed a Guy]

Cena: ooooh....did anyone else smell that? Best mexican restaurant in the southwest, I tell ya.



Kennedy: We're never gonna beat him, are we??
Carlito: Well, I get to pin him tonight.
Kennedy: Shut up.
Carlito: It's true. I even get to do my apple thing in his face.
Kennedy: ....that sounded wrong.



Cena's hearty laugh of joy, after finding out Kevin McHale was trading Kevin Garnett to his Celtics.



Did I mention I hate CM Punk?



Maria: ...did we just...
Santino: Yes, we did.
Maria: ...in front of everyone?!
Santino: Yes.
Maria:...I thought you said you were Italian.
Santino: only from the waist up.



Umaga: You know what I got right here, Barry?
Barry: What do you have there, Umaga?
Umaga: I've got two hundred..forty dollars...worth of Marella.
Barry: awww yeah...what are you gonna do with it, Umaga?
Umaga: excuse me while I kiss the sky...



Lashley is like Bane...except his venom button is...well, you know...



Shad: I swear..Lita gave me this much in change. And all I had to say was, "it's my birthday, b***h!!"



Hank Hill: You see that Peggy? I think our little Randy is learning to do lunges...lunges, Peggy!!



Randy:..don't stare back...it'll only make him want more.



Little did Carlito realize that SuperCena had become so unbeatable....he grows 20 times in size with the agony of defeat.

[Count Creepyhead]

Cena: I'm tellin ya Carlito, I could crap in this bucket and these stupid kids would buy it..

[The F'N Captain]

Cena- Ok Carlito... I give up... WHERE'D ya hide the apples?

Carlito- Oy Vey....



"OOOOoooo this chair is great for my lower back!"



Carlito- Lissen, that joke was REALLY funny, but we have to look tough!

Kennedy- K....*snurt*



Cena: HUNGER GET WHAT HUNGER WANT!



Jillian adopts Shawn Stasiak's gimmick of hilariously missing his intended opponent.



*Insert inappropriate fart joke here*



Melina: Dude, the power of three! This is JUST like when Piper...

Jillian-AGAIN with Charmed?

Beth- You do watch that show too much Mel...



Santino-MAMA MIA! I Just read-a the Wrestlecrap Forums!

Maria- Wow, they do hate you....



Santino- Looka me! I'ma John Cena! Lookit how big-a my mouth get!





Daivari: I'm the new Val Venis! Enjoy!




Lashley- Left hand blue? Seriously? Man this is gonna hurt...



Rocky VII... coming soon.



Shad- Vince wants us to make a point, to show that you DON'T quit WWE we're gonna steal RVD"s boots!



Cryme Tyme's new gimmick- Connesieurs of fine footwear.




Randy's plan fails as Sarge catches Randy's invisible partner coming off the top rope.



Slaughter: IRAQI SYMPATHIZER? WHAT WAS VINCE THINKING?



Randy- I LIKED COBRA BETTER!



Sarge- Remember kids when you're kicked in the face be sure to get professional medical help to prevent spinal cord injury.

Emt's- NOW WE KNOW!

Sarge- And knowing is half the battle!



JR: So pretty.... Bah Gawd you WILL be mine....

King- Huh?

Jr- Oh... nothing...



Carlito- Me Am Bizarro Carlito! Me am Jobbing to Cena!



Carlito: AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE *deep breath* CARLITO CARRIBEAN COOL SAYS SO!



Carlito realized he in fact DID have Cena's rookie card, and asked the guys in the truck to show it on the titan tron to show off.



Cena- It's YOUR fault I lost left hand, ALL YOUR FAULT!




"I JUST GOT THAT JOKE FROM THE FIRST HOUR!"

[Shy Guy]

if i leaned forward a little more, i could be just like AC Slater...

[krazykarl77]

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alright Vince if u let me keeep the title at Summerslam this what i'll do for u

[The Scuba Guy]

LOL@ the JR/Orton one by Tony Stark

[Agent P]

The WWE Champion was unable to get anything to eat at catering today, so he decided to eat the microphone



Candice, who recently graduated from Hogwarts, performed a Levicorpus spell on Beth Phoenix to avoid being pinned





Daivari is forced to remind people that he does, indeed, still have a job.




Carlito was so nervous after his victory that he blew chunks. Unfortunatley for his push, he blew them all over John Cena

[SAJ Forth]

Coming Soon, The Goonies 2: Sloth Overcomes The Odds!!!!!!!


Somebody needs a hug!!!!!!!



Kennedy... Kennedy And Carlito pose for the new WTF photo.


THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!



Booker's Not the only one that can break dance.



Remember the last time I won a match? Nethier do I.



This is why I don't want to shake Bobby Lashley's hand.



Lawler:Less fat.
Booker:More meat.



I'll Give you 50 bucks JR to remember its Shad!!!!!!!



Look Dad, I'am Adam Viniteri!!!!!!!



Man that chick in the front rows purse is lookin' really nice right now



Moments later, Carlito was never seen again



Someone tried to tell Cena that if your hand is bigger then your face you have cancer.



No, guys, I didn't mean to pin Cena. Honest.

[Ace Diamond]

Daivari:(translated from farsi) Would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?


Cena (2 seconds later): That SOB stinkpalmed me!

[Loser troll. Please ban me]

Wrestling History teacher"and so class we know from our reading it would be another 10 years before this would happen agian."

and so cena failed in his attempt to argue that not all of his pictures look gay.

lets see i have my moves wrriten on my palm...

5 kuckle shuffle[check]
stfu attempt[check]
taunt[check]
[bulldog[check]
shoulder block, dammit thats why i did'nt win.

[David Otunga: Eternian at Law]

Booker, "I know what you know.....I feel what you feel....sucka....."

Ref, "Book...Book, again there is no Vulcan Mindmeld."

[Next Level was WRONG]

Cena: "Yeah,... you are a filty whore are'nt you?"

[DeuceDominoMark]

*POOT!!*

Cena: "That wasn't me..."




Cena had forgotten he set his phone for vibrate...




JTG gets an audience member to pay Shad to smell the boots.



In the minds of the Star Wars Crappers: "The shield is down, commence all attack on the Death Star's main reactor!"




Cena (doing his best Warrior impersonation from WrestleMania VII): "IS THIS MY DESTINY?"

[Action Bathturd]

...And the entire Internet Wrestling Community are marking out like crazy.

[hassanchop]

King Booker: I vill suck your blood, sucka!
Referee: No don't, wait, no. No! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
JR: King Booker is a vampire! You can't even see him on the titantron! That ref had a family!

[Red 'n' Black Reggie]

although the facial expressions were perfect, the lack of wigs meant that wwe's reinactment of the big brother argument between chanelle and charley didn't come off well on screen.


on this weeks edition of monday night raw, diavari ripped off his underwear and wrapped it around his head. he is no longer allowed within 50 fett of miss kanellis.