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Post by johngirl on Aug 5, 2007 14:41:55 GMT -5
Credit: Wrestling Observer Newsletter Bobby Lashley has picked up tremendous heat in the locker room, with many comparisons being made to Brock Lesnar in his last few months in the company. One wrestler who was considered one of his running buddies on the road claimed Lashley's head was all messed up by girlfriend Kristal Marshall and he's no longer the same. Mr. Kennedy would refer to him as a "Diva" (locker room jargon for a guy who thinks he's hot stuff) and once called up Steve Austin for advice because he complained Lashley wasn't wanting to sell for anyone in the weeks leading up to the John Cena match at the Great American Bash. The way it is written sounds fake to me.
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Post by erisi236 on Aug 5, 2007 14:42:16 GMT -5
He's the uncrowned champion dammit!
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Post by Reverend BTY on Aug 5, 2007 14:45:37 GMT -5
Was anyone else expecting a picture of Lashley hugging a nuke?
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 5, 2007 14:54:22 GMT -5
I dont know what to think about this...after the Jeff Hardy fiasco I need minimum 2-3 sources confirming this Exactly. It's one of those things that's freaking impossible to prove.
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Post by Hensley on Aug 5, 2007 14:57:54 GMT -5
So whens he going to walk out and go tryout for the Denver Broncos? Screw the Broncos, my Redskins could use anyone right about now...
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Post by BorneAgain on Aug 5, 2007 15:05:22 GMT -5
Whenever I hear the phrase Nuclear Heat I imagine a cold backstage area and the likes of Kendrick and London huddling around Lashley for warmth.
London: Thank god for this nuclear heat, huh?
Kendrick: Yeah, let's just hope he doesn't get too much of it.
Teddy Hart: Hey fellas.
London: Oh no stay away from Lashley!
*backstage area explodes*
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Post by Chainsaw on Aug 5, 2007 15:08:38 GMT -5
Whenever I hear the phrase Nuclear Heat I imagine a cold backstage area and the likes of Kendrick and London huddling around Lashley for warmth. London: Thank god for this nuclear heat, huh? Kendrick: Yeah, let's just hope he doesn't get too much of it. Teddy Hart: Hey fellas. London: Oh no stay away from Lashley! *backstage area explodes* Awesome. And I'd love to see a picture of Lashley riding the bomb in Dr. Strangelove.
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Post by Reverend BTY on Aug 5, 2007 15:11:08 GMT -5
Whenever I hear the phrase Nuclear Heat I imagine a cold backstage area and the likes of Kendrick and London huddling around Lashley for warmth. London: Thank god for this nuclear heat, huh? Kendrick: Yeah, let's just hope he doesn't get too much of it. Teddy Hart: Hey fellas. London: Oh no stay away from Lashley! *backstage area explodes* hehe, I pictured Lashley as a taun taun. *Paul London cuts open Bobby Lashley* London- OH! I thought he smelled bad on the outside.
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Aug 5, 2007 15:11:26 GMT -5
So whens he going to walk out and go tryout for the Denver Broncos? Screw the Broncos, my Redskins could use anyone right about now... I can see Lashley being a good lineman
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Post by Just Jay on Aug 5, 2007 15:19:34 GMT -5
This is defintely a joke. I think.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Aug 5, 2007 15:29:47 GMT -5
To build him up as a super eemy to Cena's title, he should not have to sell anybody. Take a look at his opponents leading up to the 'Bash, do you think he was gonna sell anything? Sleepy's wouldn't hire him.
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Post by Ramses on Aug 5, 2007 15:42:51 GMT -5
funny, Bobby Lashley with an Ego? thats actualy imposible.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Aug 5, 2007 16:06:22 GMT -5
So...when Kennedy has a problem, he calls Stone Cold Steve Austin? *Ring Ring* Austin: It's three AM in the morning! Kennedy: Austin. Dude. It's four hours til' I have to be on a plane to go to another show. Should I rent a room or just sit down in the lobby? Austin:.... Kennedy: Steve? Austin: WHAT?! *Click* Kennedy: He's so funny. I'll call him back in an hour. Kennedy: "Steve, this is a matter of life and death." Austin: "Okay, what is it?" Kennedy: "What's the difference between ketchup and catsup?" Austin: "........" Kennedy: "They're going to cut off my head!" Austin's driving along in a car and his phone rings Austin: "Hello" Kennedy: "Steve, I don't want to alarm you but I'm in the trunk." *banging on trunk from the inside* Kennedy: "That was me. Some very uncool people put me in here." Yes, I'm completely envisioning Kennedy calling Austin for help as Homer calling Bart for help.
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Post by erwxcalibur on Aug 5, 2007 16:12:25 GMT -5
Great, he is going to end up like Goldberg. Asking for huge amounts of money Yeah, but at least Goldberg was a proven draw. Lashley may have had one of the biggest pushes ever, but has he ever really pushed up a rating or a buy rate? this is why its all a joke. and his voice. and facial expressions. and the plastic inflatable, triple layered, he-man suit
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Post by kickassforumguyme on Aug 5, 2007 16:27:49 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2007 16:29:52 GMT -5
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Post by WhiteFu on Aug 5, 2007 17:52:10 GMT -5
I admit, I purposely added "Nuclear Heat" for this topic.
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Post by The F'N Captain on Aug 5, 2007 18:05:48 GMT -5
I clicked this hoping to find Lashley had perfected his safe nuclear heating source.
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Post by Cibernético II on Aug 5, 2007 18:06:44 GMT -5
Lashley is the Barry Bonds of wrestling
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Post by PrinceD on Aug 5, 2007 18:11:53 GMT -5
Bobby Lashley may or may not have heat backstage.
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