Johnny D
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Post by Johnny D on Aug 8, 2007 13:21:39 GMT -5
If WWE had another dating game on RAW next week (and I pray that they do) who should be on it and how would it go? ;D
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 8, 2007 13:25:03 GMT -5
Mickie as the bachelorette, me, and two empty chairs. Heh.
Sorry, had to be the first to use that joke.
I'd rather they did a Raw Roulette Wheel again, but a dating game with divas up for grabs instead of guys would be funny, as long as Mae young and Moolah were nowhere near it. That joke is older than they are.
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Post by mysterydriver on Aug 8, 2007 13:27:01 GMT -5
I posted this in another thread, but I liked it, so here it is again.
Host: Regal
Date: Mickie
Contestants: Snitsky, Val Venis, Super Crazy
"Introductions: His smile is matched by his smell...Snitsky!"
"A man whose wrestling career is as limp as his other job, Val Venis!"
"Another vebally limited contestant, Super Crazy!"
"Now meet our lovely diva, the occassionally crazy, but always lovely, Mickie James!"
*Mickie comes down*
Mickie: Bachelor number one. I'll be looking to have a good time on our date. What would we do for fun?
Snitsky: Hurt people. Pain...is my pleasure!
Regal: Charming...
Mickie: Okay then...Bachelor number two, same question.
Val: We'll The Big Val...er...Bachelor Two...ski...would rise to the occasion with a big fancy dinner. Then I'd take you home for and push your buttons...and turn on one of my old movies, The Porn Ultimatum.
Regal: Okay. That's enough of that, sunshine.
Mickie: Bachelor number three. I like to sky dive. How do you feel about taking risks?
Super Crazy: I love to take risks. Because I'm Super! I'm Crazy!
I'm...
Regal: Can no one keep from telling who they are?!
Snitsky: I broke someone's arm when I was seven. I didn't feel remorse.
Regal: *Stunned Silence*
Mickie: I did that too! Hey, what kind of pills do you take?
Snitsky: I don't take pills! I love pain!
Mickie: *Giggles*
Regal: Dear god...
Mickie: I'm ready to pick!
Val: Don't I get another chance to inflate my...ha ha...chances?
*Snitsky gets up and kicks Val. Super Crazy jumps up on the top rope and randomly moonsaults. Snitsky destroys him*
Regal: Well dear...you only have one choice left.
*Snitsky and Mickie leave, Mickie talking to him as they walk up the ramp*
Regal: I'm William Regal! We'll see you next time...I think.
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Post by gsguy on Aug 8, 2007 13:28:00 GMT -5
IRS
Funaki
Colt Cabana (Debut)
Bachlorette is Maria again. Apparently, dating someone who has a limited vocabulary isn't fun.
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Post by rrm15 on Aug 8, 2007 13:28:22 GMT -5
Me and TKJ agree that they should just do "Who Knows Black People" from Chapelles Show next time. ;D
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Post by casualobserver on Aug 8, 2007 14:21:23 GMT -5
Me and TKJ agree that they should just do "Who Knows Black People" from Chapelles Show next time. ;D The contestants should be JBL, Johnathan Coachman, and Eugene. |
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Post by valiens on Aug 8, 2007 14:57:04 GMT -5
It has to be Maria again at the behest of Santino who wants a redo. One of the other contestants has to be Umaga just so he can yell "Owadalapadama!" over and over and it turns out he makes perfect sense to Maria who chooses him. You can guess the ending.
The third contestant doesn't matter. Make it Moppy.
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