Update on Lashley surgery- a bigger problem?

[CrazySting]

Source: PWInsider.com

- No word yet on how Bobby Lashley's surgery went, but one source says they went in looking for a torn rotator cuff and may have found something else which is serious. Lashley will be out of action for atleast a month, but probably much longer than that. Stay tuned for an official update.

[G2]

Lashley May or May Not Be Seriously Injured.

Seriously though I hope it's not too long, must suck for him being injured.

["Nature Boy" Ric Moranis]

I heard doctors opened Lashley up and found five kidneys.

[CrazySting]

A second heart.


Lashley is Dr Who!

[G2]

aaaaaaaaa said:

I heard doctors opened Lashley up and found five kidneys.

With "ELEVATED ENZYYYYYMMMEEESSS!"

[nerdinitupagain]

This happened to someone I played baseball with in high school. Don't remember exactly what happened,but he went in for standard torn rotator cuff surgery like I had a year earlier and came out with a something a lot more intensive done to him. He could barely lift his straight out for a long time and still has a lot of problems.

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

Boy I hope he has a terribly injury that would keep him from ever entering the ring again, BUT, if he stays out of it, he can lead a long, happy, healthy life.

Or go to TNA. 6 sided rings would cure it. Not the 4 sided kind though.

[chickenwhopper]

godz said:

Boy I hope he has a terribly injury that would keep him from ever entering the ring again, BUT, if he stays out of it, he can lead a long, happy, healthy life.

Or go to TNA. 6 sided rings would cure it. Not the 4 sided kind though.

Me too. Not trying to be cruel, but I'm putting myself first on this issue and personally I don't want to see him for a really really long time unless he's going to improve with his mic skills and they push him like a regular guy.

[Sajoa Moe]

He's got four stomachs.

[terriblerhino]

I hope they f*** with his vocal cords so he does not sound like a 5 year old

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cenamark21 said:

Source: PWInsider.com

- No word yet on how Bobby Lashley's surgery went, but one source says they went in looking for a torn rotator cuff and may have found something else which is serious.

God, I hate reading stuff like that. Last time it was Piper going in for a back injury and coming out with cancer. While I serious doubt/hope that isn't the problem, it just sent flashback. I hope he gets better.

[Cibernético II]

elevated enzymes, tearing of the tendons, and a heart enlarged to the size of a cantaloupe

[Aaron E. Dangerously]

I think it's a damn shame. Seems like he was finally starting to utilize a more amateur-style.

[Fruity Delicious Skittles]

Anyone saying they hope he is so severely injured to the point that he can't ever return to the ring is a pathetic individual.

[Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift]

They opened up Lashley and found a second, smaller Lashley living inside him.

[Joekishi]

terriblerhino said:

I hope they smurf with his vocal cords so he does not sound like a 5 year old

It's either he has to have a squeaky voice like Mike Tyson or the mad blackman voice like Ron Simmons...

DAMN!

[Ass Dan]

I bet it's a basketball filled with ricotta cheese.

[amplifierWORSHIP!]

godz said:

Boy I hope he has a terribly injury that would keep him from ever entering the ring again, BUT, if he stays out of it, he can lead a long, happy, healthy life.

are we allowed to say this, or does it stray into wishing harm on someone?

cuz i totally agree 100% with every ounce of my wrestling-loving heart.

[Bub (BLM)]

Here's hoping he's okay.

He sucks complete ass and if I wish they'd release him, but I hope he's okay.

[erisi236]

They were so busy trying to figure out why his voice is so high pitched they neglected to treat his eyesight, so he's going blind.