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Post by Adam Pacman Khan (akkilla) on Jul 2, 2007 22:22:57 GMT -5
"I used to be a champion in ECW, and I had a championship title belt. Now that i am on Raw, I want to take your championship title belt. Because you John Cena, are on Raw and not ECW. Now whereas I would be requesting a title match with the ECW Championship on ECW, I am going to hereby request a WWE title match here on WWE. On more specifically, WWE Raw. I am unsure why it is not called the Raw championship, but I am investigating and I will provide you with periodic updates as to my progress. Oh, and you're a big stupid son of a pup." awesome...awesome....awesome
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Post by Overly large testicles on Jul 2, 2007 22:23:20 GMT -5
Dude, I'd rather be surfin'.
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Post by MGH on Jul 2, 2007 22:23:50 GMT -5
Look for Lashley to have facial hair by next week. Assuming he's able to grow any. It's the trademark of the heel turn you know
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Outsider744
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Take that Don West! ...AND THAT! AND THAT! yeah...how do you like those rookie cards
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Post by Outsider744 on Jul 2, 2007 22:24:42 GMT -5
You say you're John Cena, and I can't see you. I say you're John Cena and in the right lighting conditions, I can see you! I like this one ;D
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Post by Citizen Snips on Jul 2, 2007 22:25:06 GMT -5
Look for Lashley to have facial hair by next week. Assuming he's able to grow any. It's the trademark of the heel turn you know Or the debut of his evil twin...Tommy Lashley!
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Post by MGH on Jul 2, 2007 22:27:08 GMT -5
"Cameltoe? I've heard better insults from my dad's uncle, you big dummy".
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The Line
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Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Jul 2, 2007 22:27:32 GMT -5
John Cena, you got what I need, but you say you're just a friend.
*I'd mark for a Bizmarkie(sp?) gimmick*
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The Line
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Post by The Line on Jul 2, 2007 22:29:38 GMT -5
John Cena, you're half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do!
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FHgrad99
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Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 2, 2007 22:30:26 GMT -5
"My name is Bobby Lashley and I'm a bathturd, and you fans are bathturds too. The biggest bathturd I've ever met is you, John Cena. Come the Great American Bash, I'm going to beat you like the bathturd that you are and then this bathturd will be your new World Heavyweight Champion."
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Hulkshi Tanahashi
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Give me back my Doritos!
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jul 2, 2007 22:40:02 GMT -5
Cena, you suck!
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Dean-o
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Haha we're having fun Maggle!
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Post by Dean-o on Jul 2, 2007 22:41:38 GMT -5
Lashley: Cena, pardon my strong language but I'm going to dang-diddly kick your keister, meister! J.R. "BAH GAWD KING, NO ONE'S EVER TALKED TO CENA LIKE THAT BEFORE! You win. Pick a prize
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The Line
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Post by The Line on Jul 2, 2007 22:44:50 GMT -5
Cena, you've got something on your shirt
*points at Cena's shirt. Cena looks down, Lashley moves his finger up and gets him in the nose*
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Post by MGH on Jul 2, 2007 22:46:12 GMT -5
Lashley is going to put a bucket of water over Cena's door. Then run away chuckling and giggling when Cena gets drenched.
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Post by Brother Photino on Jul 2, 2007 22:47:47 GMT -5
Lashley: I'm not very fond of you, Cena.
JR: BAH GAWD KANG, HE GOTS NO RESPECT FOR DA CHAMP!!!
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Post by ilikeRusso. on Jul 2, 2007 22:48:24 GMT -5
i suppose this thread is for lashleys lack of mic experience amiright ?
"Cena come the Gay American Bash youll be slipping and sliding when im ducking and diving."
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The Line
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Post by The Line on Jul 2, 2007 22:49:29 GMT -5
Lashley: Cena
Cena: What?
Lashley: Your Mom! LOLOLOLOLOL
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Blindkarevik
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Rock... Paper... Straight-edge!
I Like To <blank>
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Post by Blindkarevik on Jul 2, 2007 22:50:56 GMT -5
"John Cena.... you're not my friend."
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JerryArr: Hat!
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That which does not kill me makes me stranger.
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Post by JerryArr: Hat! on Jul 2, 2007 23:17:45 GMT -5
Just yell "CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" from the stands, kinda like "DARRRRRRRRR-YL" for Mr. Strawberry.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 2, 2007 23:23:26 GMT -5
"Oh yeah, Mr. Man? I left out your play-doh and now it's all crumbly."
"What a hellacious feud this has turned out to be!"
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Jul 2, 2007 23:29:24 GMT -5
Bobby- You say I can't see you Cena, well I'm happy! Cuz you have a stupid face!!!
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