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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 2, 2007 22:09:04 GMT -5
So Bobby may have turned heel tonight (maybe), so I can only imagine the awesome heel promos he could come up with:
"John Cena, you've held that belt for a year now, and come the Great American Bash, you're...not going to hold it anymore!"
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by MGH on Jul 2, 2007 22:09:46 GMT -5
"John Cena, I used to think your merchandise was really cool. But now, I think it looks less awesome than before."
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Post by gmanquik on Jul 2, 2007 22:10:54 GMT -5
You say your name is Cena, and you love to rap. I say your name is Cena, and you're a bathturd!
Had to go for the easy joke.
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Post by amplifierWORSHIP! on Jul 2, 2007 22:10:56 GMT -5
Cena, you might be a great champ, but i bet you pick your butt!
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Post by Insomniac on Jul 2, 2007 22:10:58 GMT -5
You say your name is John Cena, and you like to rap? Well come this Sunday, I'll be needing it back!
or
You don't rap like my uncle... you rap like my dad's uncle!
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Jul 2, 2007 22:11:47 GMT -5
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jul 2, 2007 22:12:40 GMT -5
"I used to be a champion in ECW, and I had a championship title belt. Now that i am on Raw, I want to take your championship title belt. Because you John Cena, are on Raw and not ECW. Now whereas I would be requesting a title match with the ECW Championship on ECW, I am going to hereby request a WWE title match here on WWE. On more specifically, WWE Raw. I am unsure why it is not called the Raw championship, but I am investigating and I will provide you with periodic updates as to my progress. Oh, and you're a big stupid son of a bitch."
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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Jul 2, 2007 22:13:02 GMT -5
"You know Cena...you're not that great of a guy!"
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nate5054
Hank Scorpio
Lucky to be alive in the Chris Jericho Era
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Post by nate5054 on Jul 2, 2007 22:13:29 GMT -5
"Your mother wears boots of a combative nature!"
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Outsider744
Team Rocket
Take that Don West! ...AND THAT! AND THAT! yeah...how do you like those rookie cards
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Post by Outsider744 on Jul 2, 2007 22:13:50 GMT -5
this would be funnier if we had one of those robot things to make bobby lashley say whatever we type. Anyways, something along the lines of "Well I've Cena Nuff!"
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 2, 2007 22:14:33 GMT -5
sadly, you know damn well....he hasnt turned heel. WWE will explain it in a way to keep him face.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 2, 2007 22:17:32 GMT -5
"Cena, even though I said I would help you move on Tuesday, well, I don't think I'm going to do that now"
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Post by MGH on Jul 2, 2007 22:17:33 GMT -5
*Lashley bumps in to Maria backstage*
"You know Maria, I used to think you were very beautiful. Now? I see that you're only moderately attractive."
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Post by Will Has 'Til Five, Ref on Jul 2, 2007 22:18:30 GMT -5
Lashley: Cena, pardon my strong language but I'm going to dang-diddly kick your keister, meister!
J.R. "BAH GAWD KING, NO ONE'S EVER TALKED TO CENA LIKE THAT BEFORE!
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Jul 2, 2007 22:19:14 GMT -5
"Hey, John, how much did that stability ball cost?" (grabs scissors)
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 2, 2007 22:20:24 GMT -5
"Cena, I changed all the presets in your car radio"
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
"Here are the young men, the weight on their shoulders..."
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Post by mo on Jul 2, 2007 22:21:09 GMT -5
I'm gonna win at The Great American Bash! So there you big jerk!
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jul 2, 2007 22:21:42 GMT -5
"I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you, you big bald son of a bitch"
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jul 2, 2007 22:21:43 GMT -5
You say you're John Cena, and I can't see you. I say you're John Cena and in the right lighting conditions, I can see you!
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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Jul 2, 2007 22:22:28 GMT -5
"Cena...I don't care for you very much, there I said it."
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