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Post by lildude8218 on Aug 14, 2007 14:27:52 GMT -5
 Vince: *sigh* I've got nothin! Nope, all out of ideas folks.  Stephanie: WOCKA WOCKA! *big grin*  You could tell by the way he stared in their direciton that Vince was pissed at N Sync.  Kennedy: *nasally* This clam has bitten my nose!  Kennedy fights off his evil doppelganger  JR: FU! FU! FU! BAH GAWD FU!  Robbie: Why did I think I could last 5 minutes with a bear?  Snitsky: Do I smell butter tarts?  Here's Shad moments after finding out that Tommy Hilfiger is racist.  WWE combats TNA signing Pacman Jones by having some guy the Knicks drafted in the 3rd round appear on Raw.  [Insert Trevor Murdoch "Brokeback" Joke Here]  Jillian: Some people wait a lifetime for a MOMENT LIKE THIS!!!!  William Regal not rubbing his nipples means that Maria should have been!  This is Deuce and Domino in about 35 years.  Iron Sheik: I just came here to say one thing....HOWARD STERN! BABA BOOEY! BABA BOOEY! *security enters*  No one knew why Lillian chose to sing "Hold My Hand" by Hootie and THe Blowfish  Santino: HA! It was-a me Austin! It was-a me all along-a!  Wait, I thought Matt Morgan signed with TNA?!?  Cody: DO NOT WANT!  Shelton: At least you have a wife at home who has an ex bf selling all her personal belongings and possibly nudez.  Pee Wee and The King of Cartoons: Reunited After All These Years!  Lawler: GAH! *stomps* Man! The roaches in NYC are HUGE!  Trainers, EMTS, Old Chinese Man DOWN  Referee: HEY! HEY! HEY! Cena: WHAT? Referee: I asked you if you wanted sweetened or unsweeteened iced tea!  I didn't know Carlito could do "the Robot"  Cena severely botches a split legged moonsault.  Randy: Now I've had my head in an elephant, a hippo, and a giant Samoan.  Cena: The big man am winning again! I am the Greetest! Now I am leaving WWE forever, for no raisin! |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 14, 2007 14:29:44 GMT -5
"I've had my head up my own ass for so long, I thought I'd try something different" |
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Aug 14, 2007 14:32:19 GMT -5
"Foley, you fat bastard, those were MY Cheesy Poofs!!!" |
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 14, 2007 14:38:57 GMT -5
 Looking to outdo the awkward cuteness of his "cat reaching for a ball of yarn" routine a few weeks back, Randy sees this as a perfect time to play "patty cake" with Carlito. |
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Aug 14, 2007 14:40:53 GMT -5
Nikolai Volkoff was sad that tickets to the Yakoff Smirnoff show were sold out. Meanwhile, the Iron Sheik was very upset about it. |
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Post by shiranui on Aug 14, 2007 14:42:16 GMT -5
Remember the scene in The Naked Gun when Frank Drebin is bitten in the nose by a fish? Good. Now insert that "YEEAAAAAOOOWWWW" scream here. Carlito: Damn, the Smooth Criminal dance is hard! How did Michael Jackson do it in live shows? Gimme a hand here, Umaga... |
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Aug 14, 2007 14:59:58 GMT -5
Stephanie: Da-ad, Raw only got a 2.6 for the episode in which my arm was amputated live. Now what am I gonna do? Vince is pissed! He thought he fired Paul London! |
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Post by Psy on Aug 14, 2007 15:06:01 GMT -5
Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... *security enters* Quite frankly.... Quite-a frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... Quite frankly.... |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Aug 14, 2007 15:37:27 GMT -5
"Yo momma's so bald, Donald Trump looked at both of you and couldn't tell the difference!" Wrestlers: AWWWW DAAAAMN!!! Vince: SHUT UP!! Kennedy looked at the screen to find that someone was making bunny ears behind him. Where will YOU be when you diarrhea comes back? "Is that what I really look like? Oh my God! What have I been doing with my life?" Welcome back to Animal Planet. We are about to witness a true spectacle in nature, as the rare Nesquahoning Hairless Grease Bear stalks his natural prey, the Kilted Bilge Rat. Meet Luke and Butch's illegitimate children, the Bizush Wizackers! Cade: You stole Trevor's kidney! MY RUBBER MASK IS TOO TIGHT! I'm going to avoid the "can she fit the whole microphone in there" joke. Shelton: Hey there, buddy? You okay? You want a so-da? Huh? Aw screw it, I tried. "I've gotten the jump on you this time! I've ALREADY crapped in this crown!" If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe I'd be married long time ago Where did ya come from, where did ya go Where did ya come from, Cotton Eye Joe Chioda: HE BIT OFF MY HAND! HE BIT IT RIGHT OFF!! HELP ME!!! Cena: BAD! That's a BAD Samoan Bulldozer! You're going OUTSIDE! Apparently Umaga has all the Stroke around here. Invisible Harley! NEEEEEEEOOOOOOOooooooowwwwww.... The world's worst totem pole. |
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Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Aug 14, 2007 15:42:12 GMT -5
"Please welcome Vince McMahon for today's lecture on The Secrets Of Good Parenting." Stephanie: "Aurora Rose said her first word today, Dad!" Vince: "What was it?" Stephanie: "Congress!" Londrick: "Mr McMahon? Any chance you have a shirt to give to Big Daddy V?" Kennedy: "Oooooooh - every time I move, the man on the screen moves the same!" Kennedy (as young Homer): "AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH!" Murdoch: "I knew I shouldn't have worn that Killer Bees shirt backstage!" Regal (offscreen): "Nice burp, Jillian - congratulations, you're in the Puss ycat Dolls!" Foley: "Maria, where's the Coke?" Maria: "Sorry, Punk was against it, and WWE don't allow us to have Pepsi." Security: "Sorry Sheik, Madison Square Garden is a no-humble zone!" Marella: 1-a job to Umaga! Ha Ha Ha! 2-a job to Umaga! Ha Ha Ha! "Bench-press a Rhodes boy" wasn't quite the right training plan for Haas. Shelton: "Don't worry Charlie! I know a friend of ours who has a whole bunch of gold he doesn't need - some of it's even fake!" Lawler: "Come on, let's twist again, like we did last summer..." Booker: "No." "Get your brand new Lifesize Carlito Doll today! Comes with free b****ing about booking!" Next in the sequence, a giant gym bag... |
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Aug 14, 2007 15:56:37 GMT -5
I've got several for this one. Presenting the thing that will be in Randy Orton's nightmares for the next year. or It was at this moment that Randy Orton regretted asking Umaga to take him to "The Fudge Tunnel." or Randy Orton: "What do you mean I'm not about to enter the Holland Tunnel?" or Randy Orton: "Now I know how a diva's gym bag feels." |
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Action Bathturd
Don Corleone
This is the greatest moment in the history of our sport.
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Post by Action Bathturd on Aug 14, 2007 16:34:18 GMT -5
Sheik: I WILL HUMBLE YOU YOU MOTHERsmurfER!!! I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO SCARED!!!! |
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Aug 14, 2007 16:48:12 GMT -5
So I says to Mabel I says. Stephanie: Enough with the quite franklys, quite frankly. Vince*Looks At Kendrick*:You Ruined the carbomb angle, London!!!!!!! Kennedy: Hopefully when I'am revealed as Vince's son, I won't be Triple-H's personal jobber... Jobber! Snitsky:I Maed poopies)  Here's Shad in the new WTF photo. William Regal trying not to stare down Maria's shirt Iron Sheik:Break Orton's back, make him humble, and then f--- his ass!!!!!!! *security enters* Santino better stop, or he'll go blind. Haas:I Can't believe I signed back to work here. Lawler Called the s--- poo! Jim Ross: BAH GAWD KANG, YOU'VE GOT A FAMILY!!!!!!! Whenever Mike Chioda's nervous he puts his fingers under Cena's arms, and the he smells 'em like that. Carlito:Hello canvas. Cena's about to rip off Khali's claw. Randy:So that's where my car keys went. Spoiler:Cena Wins. |
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Post by BrodietheSlayer on Aug 14, 2007 17:47:17 GMT -5
Vince: Wow....was that Karen Angle swerve obvious, or what? Stephanie: You're.....not planning on doing some sort of sick incest angle here, are you Dad? No Steroids.....BAH!!!! (can't really say anything bad here.....this was a pretty sweet pic) The ECW Original=Jobber trend CONTINUES JR: FU! FU! FU! BAH GAWD FU! (I'm stealing that one) "Sniff.....maybe ONE day I'll be a star" I SMELL.....JOBBER!!!! Pac Man who?!? Yeee-ah....we're in the first wrestling angle in HISTORY where the Black guys in the Black Guys vs. Rednecks feud are ACTUALLY Over Faces. Whoot!!! My Neck!!! My Back!!!! My neck and my back!!!! Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks is invited to shoot on Bush. FOLEY: Oh....did I HAPPEN to mention I wrote a new book. This is the LAST time Doc Brown leant the Delorian to Shiek and Volkoff Iron Sheik: I vill Humble Every Wrestler out there!!! Sigh.....give it up Garcia.....you're a RAW announcer 4 LIFE Santino: Ima SO glad theya turned me Heel....it Saveda my career. And as the full moon struck....Charlie Hass slowly began to transform into the MAN WOLF!!! Cody: Jeez, did they dig these tights out of the Used 80s Jobber bin, or what?!? Shelton: Wow.....I am SO glad the Momma thing is over.....STILL LAWLER: You know, Triple H is going to totally job you out soon, right? Lawler: I vill do the dance of JOY!!! Viagra can have SERIOUS side effects Umanga: Soon.....you will fall down the roster to MY level!! Cena: Neeevvvveerrrrr!!!! Carlito: I thought I was actually starting to get Pushed....This is SO not cool. RIPPP!!! (Cena's ballsack tearing) Stinkface 2007 Version Enjoy it while you can, Cena......GO ORTON!!!! |
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Aug 14, 2007 19:07:12 GMT -5
Robbie: Why did I think I could last 5 minutes with a bear? That's cold as ice, brother. Everybody knows Snitsky is tougher since he has opposable thumbs. EDIT: Wait. Do bears have opposable thumbs? Cause if so, then I am SO f***ed. |
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