Vince McMahon is the daddy but who's the baby??

['Foretold' Joker]

So one of the wwe superstars is the son or daughter of Mr. McMahon so let's take a look at it through the eyes of kayfabe ... and a little logic by narrowing it down ...

this is done purely for fun

I'll start with the obvious.

Obviously not the son
Cody Rhodes (Has said so, and his dad is Dusty Rhodes)
Randy Orton (We all know his dad is Bob Orton Jr)
The Undertaker (His parents died in a fire he started, according to paul bearer)
Kane (His parents died in a fire started by the Undertaker, according to paul bearer)
Carlito (His dad is Carlos Colón former wwf wrestler)
Chavo Guerrero (A member of the Guerrero family, his dad is Chavo Classic)
Boogeyman: He was never actually born. He just spawned from the bottom of the dark abyss.
Finlay or Flair... or else Vince was virile from a young age.
The Great Khali has walked the jungles of India and stared into the abyss and won! Also being from India makes him highly unlikely.
John Cena (His dad was shown on television before, during his feud with Edge)
Shelton Benjamin (Besides the fact that he's obviously black, his "momma" was shown on TV and bumped into Vince backstage and acted like she'd never met him before)
Jim Duggan (He's like as old as Flair)

There you go, now everyone join in with a reason for everyone else and try not to repeat each other ... thus by the end we should have narrowed it down ... lol

[Ramses]

Matt Hardy

['Foretold' Joker]

'There you go, now everyone join in with a reason for everyone else and try not to repeat each other ... thus by the end we should have narrowed it down ... lol'

So Matt Hardy ... because ...

[Ramses]

I-...

uh...

er...

why all the sudden this major push for hardy? why all the sudden, after saying all the shit he said he's getting what looks like a monster push? he's eather kissed some major ass backstage or he has SPallings in his panalones like Vincient Kenedey McMaohn Jr.?

[viscera]

Boogeyman: He was never actually born. He just spawned from the bottom of the dark abyss

['Foretold' Joker]

The Great Khali has walked the jungles of India and stared into the abyss and won! Also being from India makes him highly unlikely.

[Baixo Astral]

Finlay or Flair... or else Vince was virile from a young age.

[The Lach is very tired]

I say it's Mr. Kennedy, coz it actually makes sense & the way that Vince looked at him when he was leaving the ring on Raw made me think so even more.

[The Lach is very tired]

And I'm not trying to sound racist but any of the Black or Latino wrestlers are probably out too. At least the full blooded ones anyway, I don't think anyone is gonna buy Mark Henry or Super Crazy as Vince's kid.

['Foretold' Joker]

Kennedy is a Red Herring.

There I said it. All good mysteries need one!

My money's on The Sandman

[Red 'n' Black Reggie]

i reckon it's paul london. he's got his father's smile.

[davidC();]

I think it might be John Cena, he needs a push.

['Foretold' Joker]

megamark said:

i reckon it's paul london. he's got his father's smile.

VINCE: What are you smiling at!

LONDON: Oh Dad, i'm so glad to have found you!!

(Two big cheesy smiles together!)


You know a good twist for this would be if the son is actually someone Vince likes.

Have a segment where coach finds someone but instead of the usual, Vince disgust we get a please let it be him type thing. Only for the guy to botch it up by not being his son.

[KStrick]

davidc said:

I think it might be John Cena, he needs a push.

WIN!

Anyway, what if it were someone younger, like Brian Kendrick. He was born in 79, 28 Years ago, so it's not entirely out of the realm of realism. That, and it'd lead to comedic gold if he could be like the Spanky of old RoH (at least, the DVD's I have...). Kinda like that episode of the Simpsons where Burns' son is Rodney Dangerfield. Fried Gold, I'd say...

[Deleted]

I still think it will be John Morrison. After all, what else is he going to do after he drops the title to Punk?

[azz0r]

Im so hoping its Santino, imagine if Vince got it on with an italian chick.

God that would rock, be risky for the WWE though as Santino hasn't quite got over.

[davidC();]

am90 said:

I still think it will be John Morrison. After all, what else is he going to do after he drops the title to Punk?

I think the real question is, what's Punk going to do when he wins it?

['Foretold' Joker]

am90 said:

I still think it will be John Morrison. After all, what else is he going to do after he drops the title to Punk?

I dunno, be force fed worms?

[Topher is Human]

kstrickrhm said:

davidc said:

I think it might be John Cena, he needs a push.

WIN!

Anyway, what if it were someone younger, like Brian Kendrick. He was born in 79, 28 Years ago, so it's not entirely out of the realm of realism. That, and it'd lead to comedic gold if he could be like the Spanky of old RoH (at least, the DVD's I have...). Kinda like that episode of the Simpsons where Burns' son is Rodney Dangerfield. Fried Gold, I'd say...

I tell ya, Spanky gets no respect

[Lt. Palumbo]

are the Majors twins? That would rule them out

joker said:

The Undertaker (His parents died in a fire he started, according to paul bearer)

I dunno if that rules out taker, I mean his mom slept with Paul Bearer, so she could have slept with Vince too, of course with his mom being dead, who would be filing the paternity case? maybe that does rule him out, I dunno, can someone other than the mother file a paternity case posthumously?


I may be thinking about this too much