Gentleman Gene Snitsky: All new Waylon Mercy?

[Squirrel Master]

OK so we see into the future ugly S.O.B. Snitsky jobbed out, pinned routinely and sent off our TV sets for a sabbatical.

When he returns, he's still a monster in the ring, aint a damn thing changed there!

But now he's Waylon Mercy revisited, this time scripted correctly.

Gentleman Gene Snitsky is now a man of means and the finer things. A role model to his peers and mentor to the youth.

Gentleman Gene wears fine suits and calls people Ma'am and Sir.

Gentleman Gene is kind and loveable as he talks to the camera.

Gentleman Gene is concerned about the environment.

Gentleman Gene intervenes to stop a crime in progress as he finds criminal behavior personally offensive.

But in the ring he busts heads, like a Jeckyll-and -Hyde type.

Anyone feeling this? And if so, does he need a butler/chauffeur?

Or would my fellow Crappers send "Our Man Snitsky" back to the minor leagues with a handful of wet food stamps?

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

I dont know if I'm wild about it, but anything that brings back his comedic personality and ditches the generic ugly hossness is fine with me.

[Chainsaw]

I would mark for Snitsky to come back wearing a white southern dandy suit.

[Deleted]

Actually, that wouldn't be such a bad idea. The current incarnation of Snitsky is so bland and boring, nobody cares about him because he isn't doing anything entertaining.

However, doing something like this might get him over. At least he would have a personality, which is something he's been lacking recently.

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

chainsawiscaw said:

I would mark for Snitsky to come back wearing a white southern dandy suit.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH, can he talk like Foghorn Leghorn?

"Boy, I SAY BOY, I'ma fixin' to have to boot ya'll's face off. Nothin' personal like, ya'll understand. I reckon it ain't my fault, boy."

[Chainsaw]

godz said:

chainsawiscaw said:

I would mark for Snitsky to come back wearing a white southern dandy suit.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH, can he talk like Foghorn Leghorn?

"Boy, I SAY BOY, I'ma fixin' to have to boot ya'll's face off. Nothin' personal like, ya'll understand. I reckon it ain't my fault, boy."

Yeah, especially if he doesn't actually effect a southern drawl.

Snitsky talking like that in his regular creepy voice=GOLD!

["Magic" Mark Hurr]

am90 said:

Actually, that wouldn't be such a bad idea. The current incarnation of Snitsky is so bland and boring, nobody cares about him because he isn't doing anything entertaining.

However, doing something like this might get him over. At least he would have a personality, which is something he's been lacking recently.

Nothing entertaining!? Snitsky does TWO pumphandle slams. TWO!!! He goes by one name, his teeth are green, he wears the trademark instant badass attire of black tights and black boots. He can beat up tag teams, He doesn't need to talk to be awesome. His previous gimmick was too boring, HE'S BALD NOW...This fool talkin' bout Snitsky ain't entertainin', get the f*** outa here with that bullshit [/super sarcasm]

[Squirrel Master]

Gentleman Gene greets his opponent as he enters the steel cage:
"God bless you Sir! May the best man win!"

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

Gene Snitsky in a Col Sanders costume maybe?

Snitsky: "I like my women's feet the same way I like my chicken.... extra crispy and fried in lard!"

* Dips Candice's foot into the deep fryer *

Candice: Oooh Colonel, you sure do know how to treat a lady! The scathing grease kinda hurts though.

Snitsky: That's not MY fault!

Candice: LOLZ

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

rofl, cannibal.

[Chainsaw]

uwfcirca1986 said:

Gentleman Gene greets his opponent as he enters the steel cage:
"God bless you Sir! May the best man win!"

I would love to see him wrestle with only old school moves that George Hackenschmidt would use. That would be great.

[Gullo]

this to me is a great idea, gentlemen gene snitsky would probaly be one my favorite gimmicks ever if that happens

[Chainsaw]

As long as he grows the giant goatee back.

['Smart' Mark Poindexter]

That would be really cool and I agree ont he Colonel sanders suit and foghorn speech patterns. You can even have promos here he's feeding the homeless and fixing kids bicycles and sh..stuff and then someone will ring a bell and he'll punt little Billy thinking a match has started.

["Playboy" Don Douglas]

godz said:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH, can he talk like Foghorn Leghorn?

"Boy, I SAY BOY, I'ma fixin' to have to boot ya'll's face off. Nothin' personal like, ya'll understand. I reckon it ain't my fault, boy."

I WOULD LOVE THIS

[MikeTX]

I would just like to add to the chorus that this is a wonderful idea. Why take a guy who has decent comic chops and suck all the fun out of him?

[Powder/The Professor]

Its not a bad idea. I'd bring back his first name though....it makes him sound more refined.

[anotherheadlock]

he'll shake infants hands across the nation!

["Playboy" Don Douglas]

If someone could photoshop "Gentleman" Gene Snitsky, I think that would be great.

[Chainsaw]

anotherheadlock said:

he'll shake infants hands across the nation!

This makes me think of another great new gimmick.

Gene Snitsky...Presidential Candidate.

He can't wait to start kicking...people's reliance on forgein oil by using alternative feul!

And he's going to lick women's...inequality in the workplace, and break the glass ceiling for them.