It's the SNME Caption Contest!

[Steveweiser]

ME EAT NAMEPLATE! URRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!



How you doin'?



Good - I've got the fighting Irish behind me tonight.



Do I care? Heck no...



Runjan: Just so you know, I took out an injunction to stop you asking for his title back.
Batista: D'OH!



You're burned alive, Triple H holds you down... and then an Irishman falls butt-first onto you.



Hornswoggle: If only this was Torrie, if only this was Torrie...



Finlay: I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the... ARRRRRRGH!



Coach: Vince, get your hand out of there. It's bad enough in your office, let alone MSG!



Vince: Eugene, you're looking the wrong way. OVW is THAT WAY.



Vince: Or on second thoughts... maybe Derby City Wrestling.



Melina: Yeah, 20 years old... my ass!



Watch out Austin, Giant Austin's about to eat you!



Tired of Vince's ramblings, Austin turns to thinking about a monkey with a minature cymbal.



Carlito: HADOUKEN!
Cena: No.



Orton: Oh no! Joy's put her gym bag on the chair!
Cena: ***GAGS***



Orton: And now you know why I used to do that to those poor girls!



Cena: Oh noes! I went through all that, and nobody cared!



Ooooooooh, I see a dove...



Michelle: I'm loving life... but I'm not loving sitting on this cold steel chair, freezing my damn butt off!
Kelly: Ooooh, pretty lights!



Buffer: And now, he is the master of the Big Boot and the Leg Drop, and is the leader of the nW... hang on, you're telling me this is TWO THOUSAND AND SEVEN???



Matt: AMY! AMY! AMY! AMY!
Trainer: First, this isn't Rocky, and second, she left you for that Adam guy.
Matt: Oh.



Yeah, free money. Glad I took this gig.



Austin had not finished his obsession with low blows that night.



MVP: Evander, sorry to tell you this, but that's really the lighter fluid we used to blow Vince up.
Holyfield: ***SPITS***



Holyfield: Matt, this isn't really the time and place for your Hado Gei impression.



God I'm in the shower... JBL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



MVP: Evander, any chance of a free flight to Moscow for your fight?
Holyfield: Yeah... but we only got the bloody nose seats left.



Matt: Yeah... I won or something. Woop.



Punk: Yeah I win the sliding contest!
Morrison: Damn.



Time to let the worms feed on Big Daddy V's tits.



Boogeyman: Speaking of worms...



Striker: Stop it Boogeyman - Morrison's already had his sausage sandwich!



Big Daddy V: And you thought you had it bad with Mark Henry...

[Agent P]

Melina *thinking*: Remember, you're getting paid for this...you're getting paid for this...





Orton: You know John, this isn't what they meant when they said one of us needed to be carried to a good match





Punk and Boogeyman unveil there Nitro & Melina ring entrance impression. Moments after this photo was taken, Boogeyman split his pants.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

As you learn more about genital herpes and VALTREX, you’ll realize that you can still enjoy an active life and take charge!

[Limey]

"Basketballs don't hold grudges?? What the hell?"



Check out the emotion behind that stare!! And who can blame him? Dave Batista modelled his acting ability on the work of Keanu Reeves!



"I went from training the WWE Divas to having a pet elf. What the hell was I thinking?"



"Nothing will stand in the way of my determination to win the title! Not my lack of success in the past, not my ADD, not my addiction to marijuana, not...um...oh look! A squirrel!! (stares) Meheheheheheheheh. Heh. What was I talking about? Where are my pants?



Batista: Hold the belt higher!!! I'm not getting enough rays, man! My tan needs more work! Make me a bronze god!!



Suddenly, Kane and Finlay got run over by an invisible bus.



Khali: Blechh. Thank god for the Heimlich manouver...



Batista: Haven't you changed that lightbulb yet?

Finlay: I asked for a stepladder, but noooooo....



Coach: Vince, have you seen my magic ring? My ONE RING...TO RULE THEM ALL?
Vince: Um....(feels around in pocket)



Vince: Eugene, that look didn't work for Lex Luger, do you really think it'll work for you?
Eugene: I DON'T KN...
Vince: Alright, you're fired.



Just then, Vince realised he was in the ring with someone portraying a mentally disabled person portraying a superhero as a possible son to him and he thought to himself...this isn't a good angle, is it? And just then, what happened (in Titan Towers, they say), the Vince's Brain grew several sizes that day.



Melina: I wonder what SHIMMER's up to right now...



Unsatisfied with ALLEGEDLY beating up anyone close to him, Austin decides to pick a fight with a gigantic 2D version of himself.



Heh. I'm making more for this segment than CM Punk makes in a year...



Guess who's going to win this encounter? The cowering wretch or the unphased, cool collected superman? Come on, you'll never get it!



Cena: Oooh, I could reverse this but I'm paralysed with fear...and there's a squirrel on this chair!!! Heheheheheheheheh. Squirrel. Heheheheheheheh.



Orton: What?? CHAIR?? SLEEPING WITH CENA?! HOW COULD YOU, CHAIR!? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!!



Referee: *Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke.*
Cena: Stop that, please.
Ref: *Poke. Poke. Poke.*



Orton: Finally! We'll win the championship! No-one can stop us! Ha ha...(turns head to side) Get out of my mind, Captain Howdy...GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!



Who wants wrestling when you have the pretty girls sitting on chairs and looking pretty segments of the show?? You can't find THAT kind of action anywhere!!



Buffer: Who says I don't know anything about the wrestlers. Anyway...Llladies and gentlemen...introducing first...PAT HARVEY...VIRGIN ONE!!!!



Matt Hardy: Yeah! This is going to be awesome! I'll be joining the ranks of Bart Gunn!
Trainers: Who?
Hardy: No idea.



"I like games. I like chocolate milk. I like turtles. Hee hee. Turtles."



Hardy: Why is there a guy pointing a camera point blank at the back of my head?
Ref: Checking for dandruff.
Hardy: Well, that's a waste of time...I use Head and Shoulders! Around the house! (winks to camera)



"Yeah....chocolate milk. Heh heh heh. Chocolate milk. hee hee."



Both: You have NO CLUE what you're doing here, do you?



"Holy Cow! I NEVER saw that coming!! Who would have thought that *I* a wrestler, could be losing in a boxing match to a former boxing champion? What are the ODDS??"



MVP: HEY, ZIDANE!! YOUR MOTHER'S A TERRORIST!!!
Evander:



Matt: Mr. Holyfield...give me my arm back, I need it to write in my livejournal tonight.



Introducing the new gimmick of Morrison and Punk: The HANDSOME BOY MODELLING SCHOOL!!!

Punk: I'm doing the "sexy inviting" look!
Morrison: I'm doing the "melancholy please-don't-be-rough" look.



Boogeythulu has arrived, b****es!!!!



WILD BOOGEYMAN HAS APPEARED! WHAT WILL MORRISON DO?

Fight
Bag
>Pokeball
Run



Boogeyman: I'll never forget his hatred...his hateful words still echo in my ears as I remember back to that day. The day when he shouted at me, "Hey. Your face is red." Words hurt so much more than sticks and stones ever could...



Boogey: Don'tlookatthemoobsdon'tlookatthemoobsdon'tlookatthemoobsdon't ARGH!!!!!!! I looked....

[alanguitar1]

limey said:

"evidently now that he's on our show, he's cool now, and we haven't been making fun of him for the last ten years"



Marc mero makes his return to laugh at matt

[Mozenrath]

Yes, because seeing Big Dave's clenched buttcheeks was everyone's fantasy.


Having burned his bridges, Kurt Angle went through with the operation, and grew a mustache, to get back to the 'E.

[FHgrad99]

The Warrior had a subtle way of getting his name back on WWE TV.

[Zombie Mod]

kahli thinking *i still cant believe i got this belt.... all i wanted was a T-shirt and a diva.*



*thinking*
just under a week to go and i can say the "sunday" thing again... yay me, i got a catchphrase!



*thinking*
I'm too old for this s***



*thinking*
come on, lets get started i havent been told if i'm jobbing tonight yet.
ref: hey kane, i just got told something in the back....
kane: ahh crap.
ref: yeah batista wants to get the pin.



batista: who's taller now?

*i cant beat the kane-finlay-invisible bus one*





Hornswoggle: NOO not this way!!!!



Finlay: think not sexy thoughts..... think not.... hey that chick in the 2nd row just flashed.... noooooooooo!!!



coach: next up is melina..... uh mr. mcmahon remember this may be your daughter!!
vince: uhhh sorry couldnt help it.



Vince: wait i thought you were fired.....



Vince: oh no you were sent to heat.... same thing.




Vince: now what am i bid for this wonderfull former wwe womens champion, whose scream will keep you awake all night..... with a headache.
Melina: yeah that'll push up the price, ass.... if i do become your "daughter" expect me to go scot evil on your ass.



coming soon to wwe films: stone cold steve austin vs austinzilla when a cloning experiment goes wrong only one man can stop the results.



austin *thinking* man i really should have taken a dump before i came out here....

['Foretold' Joker]

So it's ... wait what am I supposed to be doing tonight??



The Animal ... can be taken home for the adorable price of $9.99. Feed him well and he may want something back in return. Most of our owners have suggested a big cuddle!



I may have trained the women's divison, but I even I can't work miracles with these three!!



No Title make Kane go ... oh wait I never win titles ... damm



Khali: Your not the rock!
Batista: Don't ruin it for me!!



What are you doing? ... No what are you doing?



In 2007 the new segment arrived with Hornswaggle as it's first guest ... The great Khali Suck My CENSORED!! Club



Finlay decides now is the time to use all of Mr. Miyagi's training, Crane Tech ... ... OW!



COACH: You do realise this could lead to Snitsky being your son?
VINCE: ... ... ...



Eugene looked for some support from the crowd ... unfortunatly they'd all gone for a toilet break.



Now really wasn't the time for Eugene to bring up the dental plan with Vince.



Yes that's right people ... I stole Stephanie McMahon's clothes!



Bawhh GAWD! Bawhh GAWD! Bawhh GAWD! It's the Texas Rattlesnake! Bawhh GAWD! Bawhh GAWD!
..
Actually Mr. Ross the folks at the institute for Rattlesnake Rights would like you to refrain from using that phrase as rattlesnakes can live in a variety of enviroments and habitats .. in fact ...
..
BAWWH GAAWWD THEY CAUGHT ME!!!




Hey Dad! Here's Stevie!!!



CENA: What are you doing? This is a 5 second FU and pin match!



Cena: THIS ISN'T HOW YOU SIT ON A CHAIR RANDY!!!!
Orton: I KNOW!!!
Both: AHHHHHHHHHH!!



I did it! I did it! I slayed the SuperCena!! I can't believe it!!



Ref: You can get up now.
Cena: No hang on, I want to keep this feeling even if it's only for a few seconds more.



Hey! ... Is that WWE Legend Bushwhacker Luke!! I think it is!!

*Sounds of RKO into tin of sardines!!*



Hey everyone ... We're going to be replaced by a new batch of divas very soon!!



Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys & girls, children of all ages ... I have turned into the Road Dogg Jesse James!!



TRAINERS: Eye of the Tiger! Matt, Eye of the Tiger!!
MATT: But .. Khali ate all the tigers .. his translator said so ...
TRAINER: ... ...



This punk ain't biting my ear off!! No Way!!



MATT: What happened to Queensbury rules!!
REF: This is the WWE Matt!



HOLYFIELD (Thinking): Maybe if I knock him out now, I can catch the late night showing of the Bourne Ultimatum.



Must not channel Bart Gunn, Must not ... (Bell Rings) ... Dammit!!



MVP: Where's you gold belt now, Evander!! Nya Nee Ner Nya!!



Days later Matt Hardy was still humming the Rocky theme tune.



I knew having all these worms loose in the ring was a bad idea.



Need salt.



Resident Evil comes to WWE



BIG DADDY V: Hey there,
BOOGEYMAN: Hi
BIG DADDY V: I ate all your worms!!
BOOGEYMAN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Smarky]

OH NO! PROTESTANTS!

[boxieness]

Man I'm pissed...I can't believe they edited balls mahoney out of this segment

['Foretold' Joker]

What that it? C'mon I know there are more caption people out there!

[Sajoa Moe]

Khali gets misty-eyed after watching "Old Yeller" for the first time.



"I am mildly displeased with my current situation."



"We've got spirit, yes we do! We are Irish, how 'bout you? Wheeeee!"



"WHATCHOO TALKIN' 'BOUT WILLIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS....*slam*"



Coach: Ladies and gentleman, before this match gets under way, here is a list of people that Vince McMahon would like to have a three-way with.



To add to the nostalgia of Saturday Night's Main Event, Vince McMahon is in the ring to interview Randy Savage.



"I wanna rock (ROCK!)"



"NOT THE VORTEX! AAAAAAAAAAAaaaahhhhhhhh......."



Referee: John? John? Are you awake?
*looks around, takes off shirt*
Referee: Don't worry baby, I'll make you feel better...



"Matt, I know you can slap a tornado, but this is a boxing match."



Evander appears to have a nasty growth on his back.

[Mr Ismaeal Naji]

thinking to himself "I dropped out of The School of Medicine at Johns Hopkins University for this???"

[hassanchop]

Buffer: Ladies and gentleman it is time for your WCW Slamboree 2007 main event of the evening! What do you mean this isn't WCW? Anyways this match is for undisputed heavyweight championship of the world! ARE YOU READY?
Crowd: WHAT!?
Buffer: Madison Square Garden are you, rrrrready?
Crowd: WHAT!?
Buffer: I SAID ARE YOU READY!?
Crowd: WHAT!?

[Limey]

superfliplegdrop said:

thinking to himself "I dropped out of The School of Medicine at Johns Hopkins University for this???"

"It depresses one indubitably to degrade oneself to adapt the mannerisms of a creature too savage to be indigenous to any of the numerous plains spanning the globe in order to fund one's native hamlet and provide encouragement and support for all of one's peers, the unprecedented global acknowledgement notwithstanding."


You know that's what he's thinking. And it's all in a Patrick Stewart accent.