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Post by Gillberg: 0-175 on Aug 20, 2007 14:18:14 GMT -5
The WWE contains so many bastard children? I mean, everyone who was interrigated didn't have a father and their mother was a slut.
It insulting to think that every WWE superstar is a bastard child. Realistically, they should have narrowed it down to whomever hasn't had a father or knows their father isn't their biological father. I know it's written for kids and people who are slow, but it insults my intelligence a lot to think that everyone employeed by the WWE is a bastard child.
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Aug 20, 2007 14:19:11 GMT -5
Huh?
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Aug 20, 2007 14:20:41 GMT -5
i just figured that half the wrestlers were lying to vince, just to get a payout/ screw with him.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2007 14:23:19 GMT -5
Shhh, logic is not allowed.
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Post by EJS on Aug 20, 2007 14:31:17 GMT -5
I find it odd that people gather this "lol they're all bastards how are we supposed to believe this crap wwe sux" idea.
Just because you have a father who you think is your biological father doesn't mean for certain that he is. Now overall the odds are fairly good that he is.
But the weighted odds now with the "Vince fathered a WWE Superstar" that theres about a 1/100 chance that the WWE Superstar in question is you... then furthermore narrow the odds when you take out Superstars whose places/times of birth don't match up with Vince's list of uh, achievements.... If you're someone who does match up through Coaches deducing, it's likely something more like 1/20 at the highest.
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Post by Just "Dan" is Fine, Thank You on Aug 20, 2007 14:56:16 GMT -5
10% of men are raising someone else's child, and do not know it.
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Post by Gillberg: 0-175 on Aug 20, 2007 14:59:29 GMT -5
From what I've seen, everyone who's confronted Vince has acted like they haven't had a father. Yeah, maybe they are lying for the paycheck/blackmail, but that point hasn't been brought up enough, and instead we get people singing to Vince and a lot of "daddy" talk.
From what I've seen, they are making it seem like everyone in the WWE is a bastard child. Aside from Henry, how many people have denied Vince's claim to being their parent? I mean, for God's sake, even Flair acted like he could be Vince's son (in a horrible unfunny segment).
It just seems to be a lapse in judgement and logic, just to forgo more hilarious skits. Have you noticed since the "Big Turnaround RAW" it's been full of nothing but comedy segments? I can't watch it anymore. I'd rather put on Spongebob. At least I find that funny.
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Post by EJS on Aug 20, 2007 15:02:11 GMT -5
I don't see anyone acting like that at all. Calling him "dad" doesn't mean they're acting like they weren't raised by a mother and father. You're just looking at it completely wrong. I see no lapse in judgement and logic, other than Kane acting like he could possibly be the son.
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Post by Gillberg: 0-175 on Aug 20, 2007 15:05:49 GMT -5
I probably am watching it wrong. I probably have to suspend all logic and backstories to the WWE while watching this, and believe that many of them are doing this for personal gain. But I still think that they should have JR say something like that, because I obviously thought this angle was done in the sense that "Hey, isn't it funny that everyone in WWE is a bastard and Vince f***ed all their moms?"
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Post by r. on Aug 20, 2007 15:07:14 GMT -5
i find it odd that wwe is in such financial peril they have to remove all name plates from the belts, but can afford to pay evander holyfeild to throw some fake punches.
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Post by Gillberg: 0-175 on Aug 20, 2007 15:10:10 GMT -5
That sir, is a great observation.
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Post by EJS on Aug 20, 2007 15:10:55 GMT -5
I probably am watching it wrong. I probably have to suspend all logic and backstories to the WWE while watching this, and believe that many of them are doing this for personal gain. But I still think that they should have JR say something like that, because I obviously thought this angle was done in the sense that "Hey, isn't it funny that everyone in WWE is a bastard and Vince smurfed all their moms?" Lets go over this: Kennedy: Just looked at him, no words were said. Mark Henry: Says he knows who his father is. Cody: Says he knows who his father is. Ric Flair: Age would make this virtually impossible, no one really insinuated he was the father, unless you can translate woos into words BoogeyMan: He's the smurfing BoogeyMan. Elijah Burke: Was telling Coach some story about how he and his mom followed the WWF on tour or something? We only got bits and pieces of this. Coach: Born and adopted around the same time Vince scored with a truck driver in his home town. Funaki/Wang Yang: Pretty obviously making fun of Vince. Khali: Didn't say much. Kane: Seems like he was trying to mess with him, otherwise it would make no sense. Eugene: Well Vince banged his mom, that seems like cause for suspicion, even from a retard. Melina: Horrified. And at best she and her mom both had sex with Vince 20 some years apart... Stone Cold: Another one that was just torturing him. I probably left out some, but that's what I remember. |
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Post by Hemmeorrhage on Aug 20, 2007 16:11:39 GMT -5
10% of men are raising someone else's child, and do not know it. You better be careful throwing that statistic around carelessly. After I first read your post earlier, I went and loaded my pistol because I knew the kid didn't look like me. Just because my wife and I are both blond hair light skin caucasians doesn't mean we couldn't have a dark skin afro haired african american child naturally. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2007 16:32:03 GMT -5
i find it odd that wwe is in such financial peril they have to remove all name plates from the belts, but can afford to pay evander holyfeild to throw some fake punches. Financial Peril? Haven't they posted profits for like the last.......In fact I can't remember the last time they didn't post a profit |
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Post by Just "Dan" is Fine, Thank You on Aug 20, 2007 16:32:29 GMT -5
10% of men are raising someone else's child, and do not know it. You better be careful throwing that statistic around carelessly. After I first read your post earlier, I went and loaded my pistol because I knew the kid didn't look like me. Just because my wife and I are both blond hair light skin caucasians doesn't mean we couldn't have a dark skin afro haired african american child naturally. |
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Post by Lancers on Aug 20, 2007 17:41:47 GMT -5
10% of men are raising someone else's child, and do not know it. When I read this, I just began imagining this statistic being in Van Halen's music video for "Right Now". |
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