Raw Captions With Enormous Genitals

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Vince was embarassed that Cena would spit clean his face in front of everyone.



Vince: Oh wow! This exfoliating mask opened up all of my pores!



Candice botches a 69



Mickie rushed from her trip to the mall to celebrate the victory.



Girls will do anything to squeeze into those tight jeans.



Mickie: Hey Melina! Check out this bitch wearing a "MILF" shirt.

Melina: LET'S GET HER! *hops over the top rope*



Cody foils The World's Greatest Tag Team's plan by revealing to the world that he is a eunuch

(aka I've used the 'That's my Purse' line too recently)



Charlie: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY JIM NEIDHART IMPRESSION???

Shelton: Why are you yelling?

Charlie: WELL IT'S WORKED FOR RON!!!!



Cody: AYYYYYYEEEE! *thumbs up*



Lillian: *gasps* Someone stole my purse!



JTG: Aren't you that guy from the Real World/Road Rules Challenge that tried to be a stand up comic?



Big Mouth Billy Bass now with 12 different realistic settings.



Spanish Soap Operas are the WORST



Santino was shocked that Jillian decided to purge her meal all over his outfit, he had no idea she was bulimic.



Here we flash forward to the Raw after Wrestlemania 24 and Santino Marella debuts his new custom spinner plate for the WWE Title.



In a shocking turn of events, LaFawnduh had turned on Kip and was now siding with Booker. This will culminate in a Cage Fight at Unforgiven.



Looks like Triple H took Anthony Michael Hall's advice from last year and stopped tanning altogether.



King Booker couldn't stop laughing when Prince Adam's He-Man transformation got stuck halfway.



Booker debuted his new gimmick "The Godfather Part II" complete with pimp slapping action.



JR was about to get the best lap dance of his life.



Carlito: UGH! Stinkfoot! *gags*



Here's what happens when you slip Umaga some LSD and he thinks his hand won't stop growing.



Umaga has trouble with the World's Smallest Pinata in the top right portion of the screen.



Kennedy: Hmmm....I sorta look like Grampa Simpson when I do this.



Carlito: We were supposed to color coordinate!

Kennedy: Yeah, I know...you told me you were wearing GREEN!

Carlito: NO! I said the red with green trim! Oh....no, you're right...

Kennedy: AH HA!



Referee: I said, Do you want a shoulder rub? *points* Shoulder rub!



Regal: I do NOT look like Dorneld Tromp!



Cena: HEY! Stop trying to pull my pants up, you're ruining my gimmick!



Invizabul Nanner Peelz



Orton: This isn't the real belt! It's a big fake! There's a M on it, there's supposed to be a W! Where did he put the real belt?



Cena: I CAN'T SEE YOU!

[bubbles]

Carlito attempts to save Kennedy from a spider.



Muuuuum, Wandy hurted me



Lilian: Will you marry me?
Ref: Didn't they tell you all the one's in striped shirts are homo?



HHH rumoured to be upset that Barry Manilow's look on his debut is too similar to his. Manilow is rumoured to be lined up for a jobbing streak against Stevie Richards.

[Push R Truth]

Cena - I do One in the Pink and Three in the Stink. See?

Vince - *barf*

[Sajoa Moe]

Cena: See? I threw scissors. Scissors always beats paper.



"These damn sideburns JUST WON'T GROW!"



Candice screws up the "YMCA".



An excuse to post this picture again.



See above.



Cody pays for interrupting Shelton's traditional Russian dancing.



Yarrrgh, thar be the whale that stole me push!



Somebody told Trevor that the Easter Bunny wasn't real.



Simmons: *whispers* Hey Maria, I can't think of an "-am" word. Little help?



Maybe a Stretch Armstrong gimmick wasn't the best idea.



JR: Choo gahh, meecha wonka Bookah wacka smacka! Ho ho ho!



"THISWEEKWEWILLLEARNHOWTOGIVEYOURHOUSEATROPICAL FEELWITHSOMEWONDERFULINTERIORDECORCOMINGTHURSDAYONTRADING SPACEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!"



"My head is stuck!"



"Hmm...pancakes or waffles? ...Waffles. Yes, definitely waffles."



"Oh boy, my very own 'Generic Smackdown CAW" blowup doll!"



The wheelbarrow race ended badly this year.



"Return to Sender: West Newbury, Massachusetts..."



Cena tries to upstage Al Snow by wrestling himself.

[Zombie Mod]

cena: "oh yeah.... well guess where MY hand has been daaa uhh i mean vince.



Vince: how dare you give me a stinkpalm to the my face, my beutifull face.... it'll smell for days.



ref thinking *and i gave up my career in directing lesbian porn for this.... what the hell was i smoking?*



mickie learns the lesson of never leave your bags unattended when a certain mr orton is around.



ref off screen: "wonderfull now start caressing each.... oh wait, new job"
fans: no he got it right the first time..... keep going.... yeah....



warning - low flying diva's in this area.



cody: hey milhouse i'm wearing a cup, kick me i bet i dont feel a thing.



Charlie: we stole your teddy bear and you aint getting it back kid.



Cody: *crying*th... they.... took ... mr snuggles....



Lillian: hey thats not lawler next too jr, who is he?



JTG: Nick? Nick hogan? that you? where's your pop?
.....
.....
JTG: jobbed to the couch again i take it.



murdoch: HOOOOOGGGGGAAAAANNNNN..... you killed my HAAAATTT.....



ron: quick if we dont move he wont see us.



Santino: No really it was thiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssss biiiiiiiiiiggggg, and i swear i'll ..... crap we're back, i'ya never beena so ...



ron simmons takes a leaf out of cryme tyme's book and "borrows" the waiter's wallet to pay for the meal.



booker: *thinking* looks like i got away with getting jerome mixed up with james.. phew!
sharmel: *thinking* i'm going to kill you backstage for getting jr and lawler mixed up, one obsessed with bbq sauce and the other is jim ross.



and the winner of the award for absolutely no help from the parents goes to......

eugene(offscreen): i'm maria..... well i am now i found her bag!
orton: damn it too late again.



King Booker: if thats what happens when you marry a mcmahon, thank god there was only one female mcmah....
*sharmell kicks booker in his crown jewels*



booker: tell me he didnt just ask for bbq sauce on my ring.....



booker: i never had this trouble with JBL & cole.... why did i come to raw?



Carlito: hey wheres his hand goi..... eeeeep!!! not again, first jbl now umanga



umaga: ahhh crap splinter, help.... i have an owie.



Umaga: it hurts..... get it out..... get it out it hurts.....



Kennedy: grandpa... homer.....grandpa... homer....
fan: great he's stuck in a loop again.... now we have a couple of hours before he breaks out of it.



Kennedy: I said it was time for a hair cut young man.

Carlito: NO, your not my father..... you never will be.....

Kennedy: no but i'm still nailing your mom

carlito: man thats harsh.



Referee: yeah take it off babe, you'll go far in the movie the other guy has planned... it's a documentary... on uhhh naked chicks.... who uhhh like other naked chicks....



Regal: back off you bloody toerag... she's mine.



Cena: oh the wrestlecrap boards are really going to hate me for this.



Invizabul Nanner Peelz *this i cannot beat so i wont try*



Orton: what the hell is that stareing back at me?



Cena: ha ha ha now i wins on sundays.....

or

Cena: hass & benjamin stole miss fluffykins..... the evil evil men.

[Steveweiser]

Cena: CHARLIE MURPHY!!!
Vince: Who?
Cena: ***SLAPS***



Vince: Now what's that thing Peter Kay did with his face when he wanted to subliminally swear at someone?



Ref: We're supposed to shoot nowadays - wahey, license to perve!



Mickie: Ref's quite obviously gay...



The Systel sign was getting very jealous of the sign next door.



Mickie: Damn, this feels like WrestleMania again. Hang on... I'm booked next PPV - it IS WrestleMania again!



Damnit, they already did the Milhouse reference!



Haas: Cody, you thought you'd wake up to the Divas catering to your every whim, instead, you've got two sweaty bastards hanging over you! Haha!



Cody: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



London: Grrrrrrrrrr... hang on, Mr McMahon's watching, better cheer up... ***SMILES***



Looking for hot sexy black boys in your hood? Then why not call "Gay Cryme Chat", and get talking with gay homies your age today!



Fall Out Boy's sales weren't so good after Pete Wentz stopped getting naked and Patrick Stump started to.



Tonight in Eastenders: Santino and Jillian walk into the Queen Vic, where Ron and Maria discuss their dubious plan to run the Mitchells out of Walford once and for all.



Santino: You spilled-a my pint-ah!



Ron shows off his new act - getting a life sized dummy to say "Damn" for him.



By accident, the truck started playing "The Best Of GI Bro" on the Titantron.



Fake Triple H: Cryme Tyme are gone? Awwwwwwwwwww!



Fan: Mr Cameraman, what are you doing with a bloke with a crown and a dodgy robe, a woman holding some cushion, and some guy who's into Medieval fetish, but only on a $1 budget?



Booker: So, er, James, let's talk about climate change...
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



JR: Aaaaaaaaaargh? You mean fossil fuels WILL run out within mah lifetime? Damnit Booker, I hope Triple H beats yah ass!



Umaga: ***PARP***



Umaga: ARRRRRRGH - MOTH!!!
Kennedy (offscreen): Don't worry Umaga, it's as harmless as a ladybug...
Umaga: LADYBUG? ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!



Umaga: Must... get... ladybug... out... of... hair...



Kennedy: OK, so I trusted every secret of the wrestling business to JK & Joel. Oh how stupid I was...



Kennedy: YOU!
Carlito: Ken, you're not Hulk Hogan. It isn't gonna work with me.
Kennedy: Oh.



Lilian: Ref! The greatest thing to ever happen in wrestling has just happened! Behind you!
Ref: What? What? ***Goes to look***
Lilian: Got you! Haha!



Regal: Now Lilian, that's NAUGHTY! Because of that, you will now go one on one... WITH THA UNDAHTAKAH!!!
***RIPS OFF MASK TO REVEAL TEDDY LONG***



Snitsky looks amazed that Cena was able to balance his Randy Orton figure perfectly on his toy WWE ramp.



Trust Hiro Nakamura to show up right that moment...



Orton: Hang on, this is made of chocolate! And "Randy Orton" isn't spelt "J-O-H-N C-E-N-A"...



WWE was relieved that Cena saved them a bunch of money in chiropractor bills.

[FHgrad99]

Everybody was confused when Paul London crapped something that resembled Mr. Kennedy's head.




Here we see a scene from the WWE's new video about sexual harassment.

[Action Bathturd]

Carlito should sue over gimmick infringement.



We... wants precious....



Cena: THE ACNE! THE ACNE!

[Agent P]

Kennedy: YOU! You're not Carlito! You're one of the Kung Fu Creatures On The Rampage! Two!




During this important Main Event Match, Randy Orton has decided to practice his step dancing.

[Dolph Zalgo]

Booker: JR, don't turn around, but I think there's Kent Jones right behind ya...

[SAJ Forth]

Cena:You Got some smutz on your face.



This has been the CBS Evening news with Dan Rather.



Candice Has some flashbacks of 2002.



Cody:I SPLIT MY THUMB!!!!!!!



Lillian:London, what the hell did you eat!!!!!!!



Waiter:I Don't swing that way, on weekdays*Winks At Simmons*.
Simmons:DAMN!!!!!!!



Looks like the wellness policy's working.



Umaga Shows off his pedicure.



Kennedy... Kennedy Wonders if he's getting too old to watch the women shower through the arenas vent system.



Somehow, Regal looks like the meanest ginger kid of all time.



Cena:When's the last time you took a shower?
Snitsky:I Don't remember.



Yet again, Orton was going for a chin lock.



The last time Orton has gazed at something this way was the Coach Handbag Outlet store in Braintree, Mass.



Cena Hates when people lose his ortopedic neck pillow the night before RAW.