Oh no, Lacey Von Erich is going to have TEH HEATZ!

[Tyfo]

Lets bring old scool back to WWE
Current mood: accomplished
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I was signed by WWE and so far my wrestling experience has been amazing, I really feel like I was born for it.... BUT all they want the girls to do is dress like trashy and pull hair... I would rather wrestle like daddy and do back flips off the ropes! I feel like a lot of the girls have talent but we can't show it as much... So if I don't represent the Von Erich family like I should its not my fault.... I will do MY BEST to bring back how it was... Love everyone who supports our family!!!


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With an attitude like that, she'll go the way of Shantelle Taylor and Angel Williams. Actually wanting to try to wrestle! We can't have any of that here!!

[jcdenton]

Shes boned









(perhaps by Johnny Ace)

[The Varsity Club]

WWE: We dont care if you can do a 360 degree moonsault.......What we care about are your breast size and waist line.............


Lacy: But Im a member of the legendary Von Erich family

WWE: Who?

[Arthur Digby Stamp]

Refresh my memory: When did Kerry Von Erich ever do a backflip off the ropes?

At least she's keeping it "old scool"

[infrared]

backflips? Hey, she could team with Teddy Hart

[Lino]

wolv8 said:

WWE: We dont care if you can do a 360 degree moonsault.......What we care about are your breast size and waist line.............


Lacy: But Im a member of the legendary Von Erich family

WWE: Who?

Hahahaha, couldn't have said it better.

[FHgrad99]

She might become the first diva to execute an Iron Claw and perform a discus punch.

[Corporate H]

I don't know why these people shoot on their MySpaces.

[leemir]

Know your role & shut your mouth Lacey.

[Joekishi]

Wouldn't it be Know your role and Open wide?

[Corporate H]

basicboogeynomix said:

Wouldn't it be Know your role and Open wide?

Oh man, if The Rock ever said that I'd mark out...or anyone for that matter.

[Iceking251980A]

What did she think she was being brought in for anyway. I'd like to see those wrestling classes for the divas.

At least her dad isn't/wasn't Terry Taylor or she'd be the "Blue Hen".

[Loki]

Did she live under a rock for years?

It's not like WWE suddenly decided to turn the women's division into a catfight-based carnival and Lacey got caught off guard by that.

If she hoped her name would have get her a different treatment and a more wrestling oriented booking, well, she was wrong wrong wrong etc.

[Rorschach]

wolv8 said:

WWE: We dont care if you can do a 360 degree moonsault.......What we care about are your breast size and waist line.............


Lacy: But Im a member of the legendary Von Erich family

WWE: Who?

I almost did a spit take at that. That, in my mind, seems to be so close to the truth of the WWE's views of the Women's Division, that you MUST work for the company.

I imagine that's prolly exactly how they recruit and evaluate Woman's Division wrestlers.

[Munkie91087]

*sigh* Lacey come on you're smarter than that. If you wanted to actually wrestle you would go to Shimmer.

[Rorschach]

steelers4life87 said:

*sigh* Lacey come on you're smarter than that. If you wanted to actually wrestle you would go to Shimmer.

Truth.

WWE's DIVA Career Plan:

1.Get recognised by talent scouts at an indy show due to your amazing moveset and agility. Get hired by WWE, given 1 year contract. Johnny Ace propositions you in the parking lot. You turn him down.

2. WWE Monkeys tell you that you "Don't have the right look for a WWE Diva". Get appointment with Dr. James Andrews, Jack-of all trades surgeon.

3. Get pumped full of silicone, saline and painkillers. You now sport a new set of 38E cup boobs and a pair of fishlips. Johnny Ace propsitions you when you get back to your apartment. Groggy from painkillers, you give him a quick HJ and pass out on your doorstep. Your butt hurts the next morning, and you can't quite remember why.

4. Debut with your new look. Your skills have deteriorated during your recovery period, and your gigantic comedy boobs throw off your balance. You botch several moves, tearing a quad, so your match ends early, and you end up getting sent down to OWV to "work on the basics". Johnny Ace propostions you, in exchange for letting you stay on RAW. After popping several painkillers, you accept. He is the worst lay of your life, and after woozily telling him so, you're sent to OVW anyway.

5. This can go either way: Either you stick it out and persevere, because you love wrestling, and don't care what amount of your soul you have to sacrifice along the way to being a great Diva..... or you get smart, quit the business and go back to college, working at Hooters to pay the bills, while you work on your degree.


In the WWE, it ain't about a woman's wrestling skills....it's about pumping you full of silicone and collagen, and making you starve yourself down to 99 lbs.....then having you pose for Playboy and firing you after your usefulness to the company has ended.

Rant over.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

wolv8 said:

WWE: We dont care if you can do a 360 degree moonsault.......What we care about are your breast size and waist line.............


Lacy: But Im a member of the legendary Von Erich family

WWE: Who?

Member of creative: You remember? One of them replaced the Ultimate Warrior.

[jcdenton]

karnage70 said:

steelers4life87 said:

*sigh* Lacey come on you're smarter than that. If you wanted to actually wrestle you would go to Shimmer.

Truth.

WWE's DIVA Career Plan:

1.Get recognised by talent scouts at an indy show due to your amazing moveset and agility. Get hired by WWE, given 1 year contract. Johnny Ace propositions you in the parking lot. You turn him down.

2. WWE Monkeys tell you that you "Don't have the right look for a WWE Diva". Get appointment with Dr. James Andrews, Jack-of all trades surgeon.

3. Get pumped full of silicone, saline and painkillers. You now sport a new set of 38E cup boobs and a pair of fishlips. Johnny Ace propsitions you when you get back to your apartment. Groggy from painkillers, you give him a quick HJ and pass out on your doorstep. Your butt hurts the next morning, and you can't quite remember why.

4. Debut with your new look. Your skills have deteriorated during your recovery period, and your gigantic comedy boobs throw off your balance. You botch several moves, tearing a quad, so your match ends early, and you end up getting sent down to OWV to "work on the basics". Johnny Ace propostions you, in exchange for letting you stay on RAW. After popping several painkillers, you accept. He is the worst lay of your life, and after woozily telling him so, you're sent to OVW anyway.

5. This can go either way: Either you stick it out and persevere, because you love wrestling, and don't care what amount of your soul you have to sacrifice along the way to being a great Diva..... or you get smart, quit the business and go back to college, working at Hooters to pay the bills, while you work on your degree.


In the WWE, it ain't about a woman's wrestling skills....it's about pumping you full of silicone and collagen, and making you starve yourself down to 99 lbs.....then having you pose for Playboy and firing you after your usefulness to the company has ended.

Rant over.

*clap clap clap*

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

karnage70 said:

steelers4life87 said:

*sigh* Lacey come on you're smarter than that. If you wanted to actually wrestle you would go to Shimmer.

Truth.

WWE's DIVA Career Plan:

1.Get recognised by talent scouts at an indy show due to your amazing moveset and agility. Get hired by WWE, given 1 year contract. Johnny Ace propositions you in the parking lot. You turn him down.

2. WWE Monkeys tell you that you "Don't have the right look for a WWE Diva". Get appointment with Dr. James Andrews, Jack-of all trades surgeon.

3. Get pumped full of silicone, saline and painkillers. You now sport a new set of 38E cup boobs and a pair of fishlips. Johnny Ace propsitions you when you get back to your apartment. Groggy from painkillers, you give him a quick HJ and pass out on your doorstep. Your butt hurts the next morning, and you can't quite remember why.

4. Debut with your new look. Your skills have deteriorated during your recovery period, and your gigantic comedy boobs throw off your balance. You botch several moves, tearing a quad, so your match ends early, and you end up getting sent down to OWV to "work on the basics". Johnny Ace propostions you, in exchange for letting you stay on RAW. After popping several painkillers, you accept. He is the worst lay of your life, and after woozily telling him so, you're sent to OVW anyway.

5. This can go either way: Either you stick it out and persevere, because you love wrestling, and don't care what amount of your soul you have to sacrifice along the way to being a great Diva..... or you get smart, quit the business and go back to college, working at Hooters to pay the bills, while you work on your degree.


In the WWE, it ain't about a woman's wrestling skills....it's about pumping you full of silicone and collagen, and making you starve yourself down to 99 lbs.....then having you pose for Playboy and firing you after your usefulness to the company has ended.

Rant over.

This post is win. I especially like the description "Jack of all trades surgeon". I'm gonna have to use that one day.

[Hulkshi Tanahashi]

She wants to wrestle in WWE!? Does Lacey know what company she's getting into?