One more Cena thread, for the road.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

If you were standing face-to-face with him, what would you say to him- that can be printed on this board?

EDIT:...in all seriousness.

[Bub (BLM)]

If I saw him in the airport I'd probably point at him and yell "gun!", then sit back at watch security beat the shit out of him.

[Maxnificent]

No one would have the balls to do anything. I just laugh at the "riot" crap. Yeah, right. Even if such a joker tried, they'd get stomped to jelly in 3 seconds.

I personally like the guy. He's a great guy who just does his job and causes no trouble behind the scenes. A humble guy. It's not like he'd dispute dropping the title if they decide it's time.

Also, I think he wrestles just fine for his style. Not every wrestler is a mat wizard. It'd be boring if they all were. It's good to have all styles (power, brawling, technical, high-flying) for variety. Cena is a Warrior or Rock type wrestler. High octane power that gets (most) fans pumped up.

[Count Creepyhead]

Why don't you wear Wrestling boots? Reebok pumps were lame in 91 and they are even lamer now. No true Hiphopper would be caught dead in them. Shane gets the juice, he wears Jordans.

You should go back to wearing your Wrestling boots that looked like sneaks.

[Arthur Digby Stamp]

"I just wanna say that I hate your damn guts. You're a fake, you're a phony, and you're a no good sonuvabitch. But dammit, I RESPECT YOU."

At that point, I'd extend my hand for him to shake it. He'd look down for a second, look back at me, take a few steps towards me, and then we gently embrace.

[Randy Orton's Bitch]

theshow said:

If I saw him in the airport I'd probably point at him and yell "gun!", then sit back at watch security beat the crap out of him.

hahahahahaha!!! I seconded that! ;D

[BJ Sturgeon]

thelariet said:

Reebok pumps were lame in 91 and they are even lamer now.

NO WAI!

[Painz_Daughter:HD]

Tell you the truth I would have no desire to get his autograph or a picture so I would just not approach him.

[Scooter]

I'd shake the man's hand and tell him that I respect what he does to entertain people like me.

Incidentally, this is the same thing I'd do if I were standing face-to-face with any wrestler, regardless of whether or not I like them. Why there are other people who wouldn't do this is beyond my comprehension.

[Fruity Delicious Skittles]

silverscooter said:

I'd shake the man's hand and tell him that I respect what he does to entertain people like me.

Incidentally, this is the same thing I'd do if I were standing face-to-face with any wrestler, regardless of whether or not I like them. Why there are other people who wouldn't do this is beyond my comprehension.

Correct.

But not Snitsky. I wouldn't want to get near him let alone touch him.

[Ben Wyatt]

Something like:Im not your biggest fan but thanks for actually giving a damn out there when you wrestle.

[r.]

id say how are ya, and slip some kryptonite into his pocket, then id walk away still not caring.

[lethaldosage50]

cena seems to be a down to earth guy, so i would try to chalk up a casual conversation with him, because he is one of my favorite wrestlers =/. id try to ask him how he feels about having the title for so long, and people booing him nearly everywhere, and hopefully ill get an honest answer.

[jamofpearls]

I would ask him if i could hold his belt for a moment...have a friend distract him, and put crisco grease all over it, so he will finally drop the damned thing.

[texaswhopper]

You won Cena. You won again. Is this whats its like when doves cry?

[rko]

drthv8r said:

I would ask him if i could hold his belt for a moment...have a friend distract him, and put crisco grease all over it, so he will finally drop the damned thing.

unlimited internetz for u sir! good show.

[jamofpearls]

rko said:

drthv8r said:

I would ask him if i could hold his belt for a moment...have a friend distract him, and put crisco grease all over it, so he will finally drop the damned thing.

unlimited internetz for u sir! good show.

*takes a bow*

[rubber johnny]

i'd ask him where the toilet is

[Cyno]

I'd shake his hand and tell him how much I respect him as a fan of wrestling. I'd then offer to buy him a drink of sorts.

[Citizen Snips Has Left]

I'd ask him what his favorite Velvet Underground album is.