Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Aug 27, 2007 17:32:16 GMT -5
I'd ask him what his favorite Velvet Underground album is. You know I gotta represent Velvet Underground & Nico, homie. That s*** is for real.
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Post by thesunbeast on Aug 27, 2007 17:39:56 GMT -5
There WAS one guy that cut a promo on Cena at an autograph signing, the video's up on youtube. The guy is up next, and he starts yelling like he has a micraphone, cutting a promo on him and challenging him to a match/fight. Michelle McCool was next to him, and she started cracking up.
Cena outsmarted him though. It was one of those rants where you expect them to say something back, so cena just looked at him with a smile and listened, and then there was silence and the guy was standing there looking stupid, then Cena started talking to him like an adult, but I couldn't make what he was saying.
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Post by gmanquik on Aug 27, 2007 17:41:57 GMT -5
I'd shake the man's hand and tell him that I respect what he does to entertain people like me. Incidentally, this is the same thing I'd do if I were standing face-to-face with any wrestler, regardless of whether or not I like them. Why there are other people who wouldn't do this is beyond my comprehension. Correct. But not Snitsky. I wouldn't want to get near him let alone touch him. I'd approach Snitsky and say the same thing Scooter said above. These guys are here to entertains us, and to discredit them just because we are 'tired' of the same old stuff, yet we always continue to watch, is a huge disservice to every superstar who has, is, or ever will put their lives and careers on the line every night to entertain us.
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Post by jmac950 on Aug 27, 2007 17:50:13 GMT -5
I'd ask to hang out with him for a night and take whatever he rejects at the club.
Seriously though, he seems so normal that I'd ask him to sign my copy of his rap cd, and try and talk some rap with him.
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Post by MGH on Aug 27, 2007 18:03:22 GMT -5
Something like:Im not your biggest fan but thanks for actually giving a damn out there when you wrestle. Something along these lines as well. I'm not going to kiss his ass when I really aren't enjoying his stuff, but he totally has my respect.
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Post by rubber johnny on Aug 27, 2007 18:04:40 GMT -5
i'd love to film him making love to some big fat woman
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Corporate H
Grimlock
He Buries Them Alive
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Post by Corporate H on Aug 27, 2007 18:06:08 GMT -5
If I felt obliged to say anything to be the man it would probably be "how ya doin' man?" Seriously, I don't hate Cena the man, I actually respect the guy a bit, I just hate the way they're using him.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Aug 27, 2007 18:08:30 GMT -5
Something like:Im not your biggest fan but thanks for actually giving a damn out there when you wrestle. Something along these lines as well. I'm not going to kiss his ass when I really aren't enjoying his stuff, but he totally has my respect. Same here.
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Aug 27, 2007 18:30:50 GMT -5
If you were standing face-to-face with him, what would you say to him- that can be printed on this board? EDIT:...in all seriousness. I would shake his hand, and say "I respect you, you love this business, you're a good man, I'm sure...but I'm sick of your run. Good day." And walk away. Simple as that.
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Post by Rocket N. Nine on Aug 27, 2007 18:40:27 GMT -5
Enough with the spinny belt already.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Aug 27, 2007 18:44:44 GMT -5
"I just wanna say that I hate your damn guts. You're a fake, you're a phony, and you're a no good sonuvab****. But dammit, I RESPECT YOU." At that point, I'd extend my hand for him to shake it. He'd look down for a second, look back at me, take a few steps towards me, and then we gently embrace. THIS IS A WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT!!!!
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Aug 27, 2007 19:23:31 GMT -5
"I just wanna say that I hate your damn guts. You're a fake, you're a phony, and you're a no good sonuvab****. But dammit, I RESPECT YOU." At that point, I'd extend my hand for him to shake it. He'd look down for a second, look back at me, take a few steps towards me, and then we gently embrace. THIS IS A WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT!!!! That would be awesome to watch. At least the first part. He kinda lost me with the embrace part.
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HardKore
Hank Scorpio
Bork this company
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Post by HardKore on Aug 27, 2007 19:28:58 GMT -5
I would want to make him feel comfortable so i would just stand there with my arms crossed looking bored and boo him.
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