the "Raw Is A Challenge?" Caption Thread

[lildude8218]

Cena: You may have thwarted me this time BATMAN, but I do not surrender easily, for I am The Penguin! *puts umbrella in the air and begins to fly away* Toodles Batman!



John Cena Sr: I'm John Cena and I approved this match!



Booker: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!



Skull Hugs for All!



Kennedy: *sniffs* Who put tuna fish in this microphone?



Jeff Hardy and Ken Kennedy pose as "Cancer" for the Human Zodiac Sign Project



Jeff: I CAN FLY I CAN FLY I CAN FLY I CAN FLY I CAN FLY!!!!!!



Kennedy: COME ON! WE KNOW YOU'RE USING! THIS IS AN INTERVENTION!!!!

Jeff: I SWEAR I'M NOT ANYMORE!



Unlike Santino, Jeff didn't even make it far enough to hear "Your Princess is in another castle."



Carlito was pissed that Vince wasn't taking his limbo contest too seriously.



This Rock Paper Scissors game was in Triple Overtime.



No one wanted to ask Triple H was he was trying to look like Al Snow.



Vince had definitely visited her "Big Momma V"



Jean Pierre Lafitte had REALLY let himself go.



the "WWE Edition" of America's Next Top Model was a failure.



At least now most people will wonder why John Travolta was on Raw last night.



Carlito even jobs to a lifesized Troll Doll.



Someone went in and screwed with one of my Shelton Benjamin CAWs



Daivari: SMILE! They're actually taking a picture of us!



Daivari: And whatcha gonna do, when Hezbollah Hogan runs wild on YOU!



Shad: Listen, you're on Crips territory wearing Blood colors....



Vince finally debuted his Sabu replacement.



Murdoch: HEY! You don't mess with that A-Rab!



Cade: My lips have rejected themselves.



Referee: Yes Yes! Rub her skin! That's it! OOHHHHHHH! *convulses*



Maria: I see your hand...don't even think about touching me!



CRANE TECHNIQUE!



Cena: GAH! I Could've had a V-8!!!



Orton: Oh my God! There's a Spider in your hair!

[Mozenrath]

Everyone wants to hug Spanky.

[Deleted]

Kid: Can I get you something?
JTG: Smo fo buttah layin' to the bone, jackin' me up...tightly!
Kid: I'm sorry. I don't understand.
Shad: Cutty say he can't hang!
Security Guard: Oh, kid. I speak jive.
Kid: Oh, good.
Security Guard: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Kid: Would you tell him to just relax, and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicene.
Security Guard: Jes hang loose, blood. She gonna catch up on the rebound a da medicide.
JTG: What it is big mama? My mama didn't raise no dummy; I dug her rap!
Security Guard: Cut me some slack, jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don' git no help. Jive ass dude don' got no brains anyhow!

[Steveweiser]

Orton: OK, where's Punxsutawney Phil?



Cena Sr: I ate him!



Orton: Dude, that's gross!!! Where can I get some Roast Groundhog?



Send your usual joke into your local LGBT group, and see how they react!



Carlito: You - you're really in my segment?
Vince: Carlito, you do know it's "Appear In Everyone's Segments Month", right?



HHH: Look what you could have won...
***Girls bring on a speedboat***
Carlito: Damnit Vince, why did you miss the bullseye?



The writers...



are all...



out of...



their smurfin' heads!



Carlito: The sand will cushion the blow... OW.



Kendrick can't quite comprehend what London did with the hair dye last night.



Kendrick: Daivari! Help me from the evil peroxide!



Preview of the baddies from the new series of 24.



Shad shakes his head in disappointment over the worst wrestling sign since "ASTIN SLOD OUT".



Beth got a little too aggressive with the "Tickle Maria's Tummy" challenge.



But the referees got it just right.



Orton: Hey old man, you've got KUDD in your hair, let me get it out... sorry, too hard!

[Sajoa Moe]

French Stewart accepts yet another crappy movie role.



Officer: Okay now sir, please take your right hand and touch your nose.



The giant fan wasn't supposed to be turned on until after the match.



Kennedy: Why don't you take a good look at yourself and describe what you see...
Jeff: AND BABY BABY BABY DO YA LIKE IT!!



"Aww, Cryme Tyme already stole his wallet."



And I thought Scott Hall was getting back in shape...



Stephanie left her hair curlers at home.



GORE GORE GORE!!!



Paul London gets a bucket stuck on his head.



Daivari: Um, honey? This isn't what it looks like...



YOU! YOU'RE NOT SYLVIA! YOU'RE ONE OF THE KUNG-FU CREATURES ON THE RAMPAGE...TWO!

[mysterydriver]

Orton's heinous act was barely noticed by the fans, who instead sat in awe of the referee's levitation trick.

[HardKore]

John Cena Sr. leads the Cena sucks chants.

[SAJ Forth]

Cena: You Will find that last week, I had my nameplate fused on.



Son, they're chanting "BOO-URNS"!!!!!!!



It Dawned on Booker that he left a $100 tip instead of a $5 tip.



Smells like... Cream Cheese? What the hell?



Jeff:Open your mind, Quaid.



Umaga: Wake up, Jeff.
Jeff:Five more minutes.



John Waters Is now on the RAW booking team.



Triple-H:It feels good to be back to bury... er, put over young talent. Yeah, That's The Ticket.



Shelton Is starring in WWE Films remake of "Demolition Man".


I'll Show you!!!!!!! You'll Se... Who Am I kidding? Of course I won't.



Cade Learned everything from HBK, including how to lose your smile.



I Don't want to know what Beth is doing to Maria.



Cena: I SAT ON MY KEYS!!!!!!!



Orton: I'am Going to kick you like you're a hotel mini bar!!!!!!!