The QC Loser
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Post by The QC Loser on Aug 29, 2007 22:36:19 GMT -5
Sid after the Wrestlemania press confrence
WHAT YOU DID JACK TUNEY WAS BOGUS! THE MOST BOGUS THING YOU EVER DID!
also after watching the Sid half the brain thing it makes sense. See Nash and Hall were using their wit and humor to make fun of him. So he was saying ya that is all and good that they use their brains to poke fun but and he may not be as smart as them but he will still beat their ass's. At least that is what I got out of it.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 29, 2007 23:06:00 GMT -5
Tazz to JR: " I would slap you in the face, but it looks like god already beat me to it." That was a joke. It was obviously intentional.
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MiLB Fan
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Post by MiLB Fan on Aug 29, 2007 23:23:27 GMT -5
"Gentlemen as you know, the Ultimate Warrior..." (sign falls down) "F*** it!"
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Aug 29, 2007 23:26:29 GMT -5
One that I like to bring up when threads like this pop up...
*JR and Paul Heyman are doing commentary on RAW during the Invasion. They're shown on camera arguing. They stop and go silent for about 30 seconds as we cut to a wide shot of the Titanton and American Bad Ass Undertaker's music hits*
JR: All right! Are you ready to chew on some red meat?!
*Followed by a bit more awkward silence.*
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on Aug 29, 2007 23:40:41 GMT -5
Savage on commentary during WM9 (paraphrasing here) "The fans are blowin' the roof off this arena, oh yeeeaahh . . . oh, but wait Macho Man, the Caesar Palace is outdoors . . . "
There's a hilarious exchange (for several reasons) between Savage and Sherri on Sherri's section of the Greatest Manager's DVD. Goes something like
"Ooohh yeah, when they're talkin' about the BEST in the world, they're talkin' about-" "- Macho Man Randy Savage!" "No they're not!" "Yes they are!" "No they're NOT!" "Yes they are!" *weird, awkward pause while Macho realizes what he's trying to argue* *Macho Man abruptly shoves Sherri off-camera* "GID OUTTA HERE!"
Sid prematch before WM13: "Wrestlemania is the biggest event of the world-OF THE YEAR! AND IT ONLY COMES ONCE A YEAR!"
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SAJ Forth
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Post by SAJ Forth on Aug 30, 2007 0:05:08 GMT -5
"You're Gonna leave one bald-headed son of a b----"!!!!!!!
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 30, 2007 0:11:09 GMT -5
One that I like to bring up when threads like this pop up... *JR and Paul Heyman are doing commentary on RAW during the Invasion. They're shown on camera arguing. They stop and go silent for about 30 seconds as we cut to a wide shot of the Titanton and American Bad Ass Undertaker's music hits* JR: All right! Are you ready to chew on some red meat?! *Followed by a bit more awkward silence.* "Big Booger Red!"
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knightboat
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Post by knightboat on Aug 30, 2007 5:04:38 GMT -5
"I want your ass"-Razor Ramon to Goldust
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
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Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Aug 30, 2007 5:54:49 GMT -5
One time in ECW, Bill Alfonso is interfering on behalf of RVD but gets caught by a big guy (who it was escapes me at this moment. But Joey Styles on commentary was great.
Joey Styles: "The Fonz... is going... to die."
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sebulba
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Post by sebulba on Aug 30, 2007 7:21:41 GMT -5
As the Pitbulls were just about to Superbomb Francine through a table - "..this can't happen, not here in ECW.....! (then as Francne is histed intp the air and blasted through the table-) Oh what the hell...ECW!!!!!" I laghed like hell at that one.
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sebulba
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Post by sebulba on Aug 30, 2007 7:22:43 GMT -5
oh...and what about JR's classic: "Vader (i think) is handling the Big Johnson..." line during an Ahmed Johnson 5* technical classic?
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Aug 30, 2007 7:36:26 GMT -5
HHH: "I will cripple your ass!"
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MCMGM
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Post by MCMGM on Aug 30, 2007 7:53:16 GMT -5
"I think Pretty Saturn just need some love. Go show him some love, Coach" - Kevin Kelly "We know that Benoit's an animal" – Michael Hayes "Van Dam gets it up and takes it in the face" - ECW announcer "Scotty 2 Hotty soon took Albert to the mat and gave him a very special Christmas Worm!" - RAW
(All of these said with a straight face, completely serious)
"They're gonna just have their way here with Rey Mysterio!" - Tazz "If Shannon Moore manages to top Benoit, Benoit is defeated" - Tazz, “Tajiri’s a stud, you know that” - Tazz "Jerry Lynn's sexy. Don't you think Jerry Lynn's sexy?" - Tazz
"Rock and Jericho exploded right out here in the middle of the ring" - Michale Cole "Rikishi unloads on Lance Storm!" - MC "Don't forget the relationship Eddie and Benoit have had in the past" - MC “Rey Mysterio between the legs of Doug Basham” – Michael Cole
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Aug 30, 2007 8:40:20 GMT -5
"Mark Henry with those limb-like arms." That makes me laugh every time I remember it. One time in ECW, Bill Alfonso is interfering on behalf of RVD but gets caught by a big guy (who it was escapes me at this moment. But Joey Styles on commentary was great. Joey Styles: "The Fonz... is going... to die." It was vs Balls Mahoney and he actually said "Bil Alphonso is going to die." Oh and here's an edited version of the Luger promo to make it sounds like he's on helium: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bscHoOaV7B8
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Post by Nite-Owl Marks For Bloc Party on Aug 30, 2007 9:02:00 GMT -5
oh...and what about JR's classic: "Vader (i think) is handling the Big Johnson..." line during an Ahmed Johnson 5* technical classic? I believe it was Mark Henry.
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TheDieselTrain
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Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Aug 30, 2007 9:20:07 GMT -5
One thing that always cracks me up is when they show the Hogan signs w/ WCW press conference Mean Gene says all we need is your John Henry right here....... He's supposed to say John Hancock.
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SAJ Forth
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Post by SAJ Forth on Aug 30, 2007 10:00:20 GMT -5
"This should be an Olympic sport"!!!!!!! Micheal Cole about Kane's chop to an opponents throat.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 30, 2007 10:25:38 GMT -5
Paraphrasing: "I went to San Francisco looking for a woman. I didn't find any women, but I found some guys who look like women! What're you laughing at, Mean Gene?"
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Aug 30, 2007 10:40:08 GMT -5
Hulk: "If you think I was just the right guy, in the right place, at the wrong- right time... If you think I was just the right gay- guy! ...let me say this one more time so you understand it, McMahon!"
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Mr. Mediocre
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Post by Mr. Mediocre on Aug 30, 2007 10:51:28 GMT -5
Paraphrasing: "I went to San Francisco looking for a woman. I didn't find any women, but I found some guys who look like women! What're you laughing at, Mean Gene?" Dr. D was gold.
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