Just Jay
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Post by Just Jay on Aug 30, 2007 10:52:44 GMT -5
Paraphrasing: "I went to San Francisco looking for a woman. I didn't find any women, but I found some guys who look like women! What're you laughing at, Mean Gene?" Let me help you out! I think David Schultz said something like this. Schultz: "I was in San Francisco I was looking for a wo-man! I WANTED A WO-MAN! I couldn't find any women! Just a bunch a men that look like women! What's the matter with you Gene I'm tellin how it is baby! You beloooong in San Francisco Hulk Hogan! That's your kinda place, that's you kinda style caz you never had a wo-man!"
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Post by maxx420 on Aug 30, 2007 14:31:18 GMT -5
Randy Savage:[on commentary] Short Clothesline... the exact opposite of a LONG Clothesline. Oooh, Yeah!
And the classic from Mongo: Look at this place! This venue is apropos & that don't mean you're diggin' around in the dirt with farm implements, baby!
Scott Steiner: You're from that country, that cesspool, Canada! A place I like to call... Mexico NORTH! And I apologise to any Mexicans out there...
*Long silence*
Don West: Wow.
Steiner: I COME FROM A HIGHLY EDUCATED UNIVERSITY!
Steiner: GIT MA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGs!... I'M HUNGRY!
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 30, 2007 14:34:39 GMT -5
Randy Savage:[on commentary] Short Clothesline... teh exact opposite of a LONG Clothesline. Oooh, Yeah! And the classic from Mongo: Look at this place! This venue is apropos & that don't mean you're diggin' around in the dirt with farm implements, baby! What the hell was Mongo talking about, anyway?
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Post by maxx420 on Aug 30, 2007 14:41:55 GMT -5
Randy Savage:[on commentary] Short Clothesline... teh exact opposite of a LONG Clothesline. Oooh, Yeah! And the classic from Mongo: Look at this place! This venue is apropos & that don't mean you're diggin' around in the dirt with farm implements, baby! What the hell was Mongo talking about, anyway? I've been trying to figure this out for ages. Was he getting his words mixed up or what? I just can't make head nor tail of it.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 30, 2007 14:59:57 GMT -5
Paraphrasing: "I went to San Francisco looking for a woman. I didn't find any women, but I found some guys who look like women! What're you laughing at, Mean Gene?" Let me help you out! I think David Schultz said something like this. Schultz: "I was in San Francisco I was looking for a wo-man! I WANTED A WO-MAN! I couldn't find any women! Just a bunch a men that look like women! What's the matter with you Gene I'm tellin how it is baby! You beloooong in San Francisco Hulk Hogan! That's your kinda place, that's you kinda style caz you never had a wo-man!" Yeah, that's it. Awesome.
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FHgrad99
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Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Aug 30, 2007 15:33:34 GMT -5
"There's a woman in the men's bathroom, Tony!"
"Who are you to doubt El Dandy?"
"Bret Hart, you say you're the best there is, the best their was and the best there ever will be. That's a bunch of bullshit."-Vader prior to his and the Patriot's match against Bret Hart/The British Bulldog at Badd Blood '97.
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Bub (BLM)
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Aug 30, 2007 15:36:41 GMT -5
One thing that always cracks me up is when they show the Hogan signs w/ WCW press conference Mean Gene says all we need is your John Henry right here....... He's supposed to say John Hancock. His name was John Henry Hancock. The phrase is often used both ways, actually.
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Ramses
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Post by Ramses on Aug 30, 2007 15:56:27 GMT -5
(To Rey Mysterio)
Kurt Angle: "You are a little boy in the big boy's playground and I love playing with little boys"
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Aug 30, 2007 16:01:09 GMT -5
One thing that always cracks me up is when they show the Hogan signs w/ WCW press conference Mean Gene says all we need is your John Henry right here....... He's supposed to say John Hancock. His name was John Henry Hancock. The phrase is often used both ways, actually. John Hancock... it was HERBY Hancock
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 30, 2007 16:04:43 GMT -5
(To Rey Mysterio) Kurt Angle: "You are a little boy in the big boy's playground and I love playing with little boys" That was deliberate. A big part of Kurt's gimmick is messing things up when he talks, and coming across as a little gay. "You bet your sweet asses!" (To Edge and Christian) He leaves. "Did he just say we had sweet asses?" for example.
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Aug 30, 2007 18:29:00 GMT -5
Mean Gene: "Alright, over the last couple of months it has been very difficult for me to introduce this man without using World Wrestling Federation Champion. HULK HOGAN, here at Wrestlemania IV this afternoon, you've got the opportunity to change that." Hulk Hogan: "OH YEAH, it's been hard to live with, man! Fe fi fo fum, Andre! One long year, and your time has come, man! No marks, no scars, no blemishes on the Hulkster, brother! But inside, man, I've been scarred for one long year. Everywhere I go, man, all the little Hulksters ask me, 'Is there any truth to the fact that there was a controversial count? Hulkster, did you really get him over your head? Did you really beat the Giant?' "Well today, man, at Wrestlemania IV, we're gonna wipe all that controversy out. Andre the Giant, in the second round, when you're fresh as a daisy, with the whole world watching, I'm gonna prove, brother, that I can beat ya anywhere, anytime. And all my Hulkamaniacs, they're gonna feel it, too." Mean Gene: "Speaking of the Hulkamaniacs, Hulk Hogan, we have seen them here in Atlantic City, and I know millions others are watching very intently around the world." Hulk Hogan: "YETH! But if you look in their eyes, man, have you seen the FEAR in all those little Hulksters? They realize that when I get Andre the Giant cinched up in the launch position, when I slam him through the Trump Plaza, brother, from New York, down to Tampa, Florida, the fault line is gonna break off! And as Andre the Giant falls into the ocean, as my next two opponents fall to the ocean floor and I pin them, so will Donald Trump, and all the little Hulkamaniacs! "But as Donald Trump hangs onto the top of the Trump Plaza, with his family under his other arm, as they sink to the bottom of the sea...THANK GOD Donald Trump is a Hulkamaniac! He'll know enough to let go of his materialistic possessions, hang on to the wife and kids, dogpaddle his way all the way to safety! But, Donald...if somethin' happens, you run outta gas, and all those Hulkamaniacs run outta gas, just hang on to the largest back in the world, and I'll dogpaddle us, backstroke, all the way back to safety!" hogancrazy.ytmnd.com/
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 30, 2007 18:31:05 GMT -5
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Post by Chainsaw on Aug 30, 2007 19:49:51 GMT -5
Scott Steiner: You're from that country, that cesspool, Canada! A place I like to call... Mexico NORTH! And I apologise to any Mexicans out there... * Long silence* Don West: Wow. Steiner: I COME FROM A HIGHLY EDUCATED UNIVERSITY! Steiner: GIT MA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGs!... I'M HUNGRY! "And when I...AND AS FAR AS YOU GO, TAHMKO!!" Legend.
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Post by robnoxious on Aug 30, 2007 19:55:08 GMT -5
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Post by redjaguar on Aug 30, 2007 20:09:51 GMT -5
Yeah that Mexcio-Canada reference by Scott Stiener is pretty funny. And That's my Painting man!
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Sept 1, 2007 11:27:57 GMT -5
*kane chokeslamming chyna*
JR: KANE GAWT EEM! KANE GAWT EEM! KANE GOT HI- KANE CHOKESLAMMED CHYNA!
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Post by EmptyEYE DUNNOOOOOOOOO on Sept 1, 2007 11:45:55 GMT -5
"The referee isn't even supposed to be in da reeeeeeeeng!" -Dusty Rhodes
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Sept 1, 2007 11:48:07 GMT -5
uk.youtube.com/ watch?v=oFM8vlKUNlg ^anything from that. hogan is clearly the best gay*ahem*guy in the business.
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on Sept 1, 2007 12:08:47 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan has a temper tantrum after unfairly losing the belt to Andre. This would set a precendent for RR92, probably: youtube.com/watch?v=_eIGqnT74R8"HOW MUCH MONEY DID THEY SPEND ON THE PLASTIC SURGERY, BROTHER?! THEY WERE IDENTIIIIIIIICAL!" Uh, what? "The referee isn't even supposed to be in da reeeeeeeeng!" -Dusty Rhodes Not to nitpick, but that was actually Ray Traylor (Big Bossman) in his Guardian Angel gimmick in WCW.
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Post by Silent Brad on Sept 1, 2007 12:32:51 GMT -5
THERE'S NO HULKAMANIACS HERE! I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE
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