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Post by lildude8218 on Sept 4, 2007 15:13:32 GMT -5
As opposed to the Filmation one we have already that only has one picture to caption Jeff: I am the terror that flaps in the night. KICKSTART MY HEART! Jeff does a horrible Popeye impression. Lillian: God I want him so bad! I'll kill Maria if that's what it takes to get to him. Maria ponders thermodynamics. Santino: This is FABULOUS!!!!! Sandman: WANT A BITE OF MY CHURRO??? Beth: She made fun women's basketball! An all female verison of Sleeping Beauty sounded sexy but failed to deliver. Regal: My body has rejected my top lip transplant and I must go home to recover. Randy Orton IS Max Headroom. John Cena just gave his runner the sign to steal 3rd. John Cena couldn't believe that he was about to bet his own title in some stupid dice game. Cena: YOU KICKED ME IN THE BALLS!!!!!! An American Werewolf In The Marines Michelle McCool visted Raw this week to give everyone a special gift. You just can't see her in this picture..... Paul London: Oh my God! Why am I wearing La Resistance gloves??? Paul: Must make sure I stay in frame! And thus began the Paul London "Heart Attack" Angle. Daivari: *sings* Girl, I been shaking, sticking and moving tryna to get you and that booty Mickie: *points* HA HA! I got you to wear pink! RIBBED! Cody: *puts his hands up* AWWWW! You got me! And with one picture, the Cody hate goes through the roof! When Pin The Tail On The Donkey Goes HORRIBLY Wrong Triple H: Who is that gorgeous man I see in this chair? *turns to flower* Triple H: You couldn't even handle 2 jagerbombs without puking all over yourself? TWO?!? Triple H finally got the female panda at the zoo to present herself for mating. Random Guy: My GOD! This briefcase is HEAVY! Vince: I can't keep this inside anymore....SHANE, I love you, MARRY ME! Linda and Steph love watching Karen Angle put her husband in his place. Kennedy: Look....I forgot to wear pants, I'm pretty f***ing embarassed right now, OKAY? Kennedy: No....but I AM Ric Flair's son....WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! BARACK OBAMA?!?!? It's time to play the FEUD!!!!
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Sir Smurf
Don Corleone
I wanna ROCK!
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Post by Sir Smurf on Sept 4, 2007 15:18:27 GMT -5
Well Done, funny.
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Sept 4, 2007 15:20:10 GMT -5
Cody: What's this? A woman? In the ring with me? Daddy always said they should be in the kitchen cookin' his pork and beans! Mickie: Hang on, you're not Trish...
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Murf
Dennis Stamp
Neverending Storrrrr-yyyyy
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Post by Murf on Sept 4, 2007 15:20:49 GMT -5
And thus began the Paul London "Heart Attack" Angle. HA.
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Post by Solid Stryk-Dizzle on Sept 4, 2007 15:22:26 GMT -5
London: I'm comin' Michael Shane!
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Post by Rocket N. Nine on Sept 4, 2007 15:23:07 GMT -5
The WWE Cheerleading Competition got off to a rousing start. Falling over! If you're looking for one reason to hate CM Punk, you're looking at it. TWO! We're in TWO colors! I'm your son! Me, Jeffery, from "Fresh Prince of Bal-Air!"
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Sept 4, 2007 15:24:51 GMT -5
Chris Masters lost muscle mass again, wait! What is Tajiri doing here? "Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?" "We like the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync too! Britney Spears is kinda cute. We watch TRL on MTV, everbody 3-Count 1-2-3! One, two, threeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
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Post by seano on Sept 4, 2007 15:34:14 GMT -5
Lillian: God I want him so bad! I'll kill Maria if that's what it takes to get to him. Referee: But Lilian! He called you a filthy prostitute a few weeks ago! Lilian: OH TALK DIRTY TO ME YOU FALSE ITALIAN MAN!!!!! LOOKATME! IDODRUGSANDYETISTILLHAVEAJOBANDWILLNOTBESUSPENDED! UNLIKESOMEONEINTHISPICTURRRRRRRRRRE! Cena: YOU KICKED ME IN THE BALLS!!!!!! John Cena auditions for the role of Snow Job in the GI Joe movie. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" WHY IS CHARLIE HAAS CHOKING JESUS, MOMMY?!? We're a step closer to a live RAW rendition of "Tunak Tunak Tun", people. I can feel it!! In Cody's head, his father appears with this sagelike advise: "Tap that ass, son, if you wiiiiiiiiilllll!"
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Smarky
Mike the Goon
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Post by Smarky on Sept 4, 2007 15:42:51 GMT -5
They finally got Cena to watch the Chyna/X-Pac sex tape. Santino's Carlos Mencia impression left much to be desired. Where will you be when your laxatives start working? A shot from the viewing party for Vince's vasectomy
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Post by General Adam on Sept 4, 2007 18:24:33 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 4, 2007 18:31:58 GMT -5
Cody: "They're.... gonna hate me, aren't they?" Beth wants Cody's spot.
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Post by tonyexile on Sept 4, 2007 18:33:37 GMT -5
As opposed to the Filmation one we have already that only has one picture to caption Jeff: I am the terror that flaps in the night. [ I haven't even read the rest, and you win. Darkwing Duck = instant win and respect every time.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 4, 2007 18:35:09 GMT -5
As opposed to the Filmation one we have already that only has one picture to caption Jeff: I am the terror that flaps in the night. [ I haven't even read the rest, and you win. Darkwing Duck = instant win and respect every time. Ditto.
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
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Post by Bobeddy on Sept 5, 2007 12:59:16 GMT -5
Randy (singing): Trust in me...Just in me...Shut your eyes...and trust in me. Lillian: God I want him so bad! I'll kill Maria if that's what it takes to get to him. Uh Oh! Looks like Randy's song is after affecting Maria instead. Alternative: Santino: Yes-a! It's-a Fire Flower! Now I shall-a win this match! Unknown to everyone,Cena was signalling for the hitman to execute 'Operation:Necorus' Regal: Augh...he slimed me! I never thought I would say this...but right there and then, I wished that I could be Cody Rhodes. HHH pauses suddenly as the ghostly face of Ric Flair appears in the reflection of the chair... Hunter takes Charades REALLY seriously!
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Conor*Charisma
Trap-Jaw
Give the .gif time...Oh Now YOU SEE!
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Post by Conor*Charisma on Sept 5, 2007 13:03:47 GMT -5
Wellness Cane Strikes!!! (Btw this are the ones above me are Very Funny, good job)
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Post by DeuceDominoMark on Sept 5, 2007 13:29:43 GMT -5
Maria sees her own clevage on the Titan Tron... Regal really wished Cena would've squeezed that fart out somewhere else. Cena assumes the monthly position in Mr. McMahon's office, ready to earn himself another as The Champ. The image of Julie Hart: "God's going to strike you down, Hunter!"
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 5, 2007 13:37:33 GMT -5
JEFF: "Yay, Wellness Program! I am ICy champeen again and I am also a giant pterydactyl! Caaw Caaw!" UMAGA: (imitating Fred Sanford) "Elizabeth! I'm comin', Elizabeth!" JEFF: (Thinking to himself) "Thank god I'm IC champ again. I can finally afford to get the rest of my hair dyed the same color. I'm SO tired of JR making fun of me!...hate him!" SANTINO: "Do The Mario! Shake-a you hips from-a side to side...." SANDMAN: "...this even offends me." SANTINO: "That's a spicy meat-a-ball!" SANDMAN: "Shut up! You're not funny!" SANTINO: "That's amore!" SANDMAN: "Now you're gonna get it!" REGAL: "Yes, Randy. Proactiv IS really working for you, but how can I help you this evening?" REGAL: "....I smell a poopy." CENA: "...it was the belt." REGAL: "Nice try, sunshine." Be fly this Halloween with: JOHN CENA JACK O'LANTERNS! You CAN see the fun! Honor, respect, CAAAAAANNNDY! CODY: "Eww! Cooties! Daddy!" HHH: "Laser eye surgery WILL give you back 20/20 vision! Stop wearing those f***ing contacts and go get some lasik! UMAGA: "...Rosey?" KENNEDY: "First, I stick this mic in Stephanie's "hoo-ha", then..." KENNEDY: "...I put it all the way in my mouth? THIS will keep me from being suspended? Okay, Vince. If that's the deal, well..." MAN: "I've got a candygram from the USA networks regarding RAW addressed to you, Mr. McMahon." You're ratings were high for awhile, my friends But they're slipping every quarter If you don't drop the crap and start entertaining us We'll replace you with "Law and Order"
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Sept 7, 2007 13:45:29 GMT -5
Irony's a bastard ain't it, Umaga? Compound Hernia!!!!!!! Triple H: This takes me back.
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Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 7, 2007 13:57:58 GMT -5
JEFF: HEIL HITLER! Triple H: Live long and prosper So Cody, is that a banana in you're pocket or are you just happy to be getting any? OJ Simpson came to RAW to finally confess...how he WOULD have done it
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Sept 7, 2007 15:28:28 GMT -5
Ok I have a few ... Jeff left WWE to try his hand at circus tight-rope walking! JEFF: You wrecked my invisible motorcycle!! UMAGA: It doesn't feel invisible!! No comment, lovely jubblies distracting me. All he wanted was a cheer, but once again the referee had to raise someone else's arm. I control the horizontal, and the vertical Mr. Regal! Suddenly the entire meaning of the universe entered Cena's head. Earth Song by John Cena! Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree, Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee, To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees, Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody I have the chair, I HAVE THE POWER!! 20-20 Vision! that's my secret! My Knee! Shane, Linda, Coach help! The real genetic jackhammer is shown on screen for the first time ever! Who is this man? What does he want? what will he say? (find out in the next caption) A government spokesman, he has a message, RAW is being taken off the air permanently.
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