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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Sept 7, 2007 23:23:20 GMT -5
why in the blue hell do you have a Friends sig? Maybe he enjoys hilarious TV? Than why Friends... oh burn. I don't hate Friends I liked it at one point and now not so much.
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Post by normansmiley on Sept 8, 2007 0:59:50 GMT -5
Teddy gets ready to say, "I do." then all of a sudden..
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE!!!
Marcus Cor Von then leaves with Krystal.
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Post by MVP = Ballin.222 on Sept 8, 2007 9:14:09 GMT -5
It will be revealed that Kristal is pregnant with Snitsky's baby. He will then come out and lick her feet as Teddy runs away heartbroken.
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Sept 8, 2007 9:25:50 GMT -5
Botchista interrupts and tells Teddy that Kristal is his woman and come this Sunday he'll be needing her back. Leading to Teddy vs Botchista for the services of Kristal at Unforgiven. Batista in a non-WHC match? MADNESS!
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Chainsaw
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 8, 2007 10:08:33 GMT -5
Teddy gets ready to say, "I do." then all of a sudden.. POOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE!!! Marcus Cor Von then leaves with Krystal. That would be awesome. Nonsensical, but awesome.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Sept 8, 2007 10:25:26 GMT -5
Krystal is revealed to be ..... a man!!
After the wedding they go back to there suite and Teddy Long dies from shock after finding Al Wilson's dead body in the closet leading to the highly anticiapated Torrie Wilson vs Krystal feud.
or could it be ....
nothing horrible happens at all!
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Limey
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It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Sept 8, 2007 10:31:33 GMT -5
The wedding will go ahead as planned...but at the time of the vows the feed will be replaced with a softcore pornography flick set in a women's prison, going right back to the wedding the moment Teddy and Kristal drive off on the way to their honeymoon.
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Ben Wyatt
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Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Sept 8, 2007 10:50:35 GMT -5
They are just about to say "I do" when the Y2J countdown appears on the titantron. Jericho comes out and gives everyone involved with the wedding the Walls of Jericho.
*Sigh* I can dream, can't I?
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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on Sept 8, 2007 11:39:22 GMT -5
They are just about to say "I do" when the Y2J countdown appears on the titantron. Jericho comes out and gives everyone involved with the wedding the Walls of Jericho. *Sigh* I can dream, can't I? But because Jericho ruined Teddy's wedding, won't he have to go one-on-one with the UNDATAKAH?!
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Post by plushtar on Sept 8, 2007 11:43:53 GMT -5
Undertaker destroys one of them and takes the survivor off to the Honeymoon so they can go one-on-one with the Undertaker!
Or at the reception Snake Roberts puts New Jack in one of the gifts and Sid saves the day.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Sept 8, 2007 11:57:26 GMT -5
Priest: Theodore Long, do you take Krystal Marshall to be your lovely wedded wife?? Long: I do, playa. Priest: and do you, Krystal Marshall...take Theodore to be your lovely wedded husband?? Krystal: I do. Priest. then I pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride. (couple kisses, then Long picks up the mic and looks at camera)
Long: You thought something was gonna happen, didn't you?? We fooled you, playa.
(priest, long, and krystal spend the last five minutes of the show pointing and laughing at us)
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 8, 2007 15:41:42 GMT -5
Priest: Theodore Long, do you take Krystal Marshall to be your lovely wedded wife?? Long: I do, playa. Priest: and do you, Krystal Marshall...take Theodore to be your lovely wedded husband?? Krystal: I do. Priest. then I pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride. (couple kisses, then Long picks up the mic and looks at camera) Long: You thought something was gonna happen, didn't you?? We fooled you, playa. (priest, long, and krystal spend the last five minutes of the show pointing and laughing at us) And then cake is brought out for all the guests, who eat it in front of the hingry, hungry crowd.
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Post by lildude8218 on Sept 8, 2007 15:43:17 GMT -5
Priest: Do you take this man, Teddy Long...
Kristal: Wait....Teddy LONG?
Teddy: Yeah, that's my name playa
Kristal: *gasps* I thought you were Teddy HART! *runs out*
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Shut up hooker.
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Post by Marky Mark on Sept 8, 2007 15:45:45 GMT -5
I don't know, but Batista will get a title shot out of it
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Sept 8, 2007 15:49:07 GMT -5
Teddy makes Krystal go one on one with....SHANNON MOORE! Krystal goes over though, so Teddy brings out all the Cruiserweights who aren't midgets. Again, Krystal beats them all. So he brings out Hornswoggle, who gives Teddy the poison mist and leaves arm in leg with Krystal.
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Sept 8, 2007 16:07:55 GMT -5
Khali will make a random run in walk in, and will destroy the ceremony. Batista make the save and is awarded a special "first contender pass" so he could have a match for the title in every PPV till the end of the life on earth.
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Big L
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Post by Big L on Sept 8, 2007 16:13:24 GMT -5
Bobby Lashley comes out and destroys Teddy for stealing his girlfriend
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2007 16:14:26 GMT -5
Ron Simmons interrupts, says 'DAMN', leaves with Krystal, Teddy Long says he must face the undatakah, Simmons tells him to scram, simmons & krystal make out, camera cuts to Cole looking disgusted & JBL laughing saying 'thata boy Ron!'
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Ramses
Don Corleone
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Post by Ramses on Sept 8, 2007 17:04:39 GMT -5
Treddy and Kristal will have a prolonged Honnymoon and never return to smackdown, thus, Vicky Gurrero is the new GM
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Sept 8, 2007 19:36:57 GMT -5
Priest: Theodore Long, do you take Krystal Marshall to be your lovely wedded wife?? Long: I do, playa. Priest: and do you, Krystal Marshall...take Theodore to be your lovely wedded husband?? Krystal: I do. Priest. then I pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride. (couple kisses, then Long picks up the mic and looks at camera) Long: You thought something was gonna happen, didn't you?? We fooled you, playa. (priest, long, and krystal spend the last five minutes of the show pointing and laughing at us) I would laugh hysterically for about a half hour if they did this
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