Big L
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Post by Big L on Sept 8, 2007 19:38:18 GMT -5
Priest: Theodore Long, do you take Krystal Marshall to be your lovely wedded wife?? Long: I do, playa. Priest: and do you, Krystal Marshall...take Theodore to be your lovely wedded husband?? Krystal: I do. Priest. then I pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride. (couple kisses, then Long picks up the mic and looks at camera) Long: You thought something was gonna happen, didn't you?? We fooled you, playa. (priest, long, and krystal spend the last five minutes of the show pointing and laughing at us) I would laugh hysterically for about a half hour if they did this that would be cool....i'd mark
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Sept 8, 2007 20:18:41 GMT -5
I will be in attendance and I have written an elaborate dream wedding. It's a bit long, but I think you will enjoy reading it.
Kristal will tell Teddy that she has several surprise guests who wanted to be apart of the festivities.
First off, Johnny B. Badd's music hits and out he comes wearing a sparkly suit and he has the ghetto-blaster shooting confetti to the crowd. He says: "Teddy, you look so outrageous, it's contagious! And Kristal...girl, you looking fabalous! You so pretty, I’m gettin’ giddy!” He puts one of his old lips stickers on both of their cheeks. Then Ron Simmons music hits. He looks at Johnny B. Badd and says, “DAMN!”
Kristal then says, “Ron, thanks for being the best man. But I actually have another special guest for tonight that you and Teddy know very well. Please welcome Butch Reed. Out comes Butch Reed who decided to dye his hair blonde. He gives Ron and Teddy a hug and then stands to the side.
Teddy says, “Kristal, baby. You’ve really outdone yourself tonight.”
Kristal says, “I’m not done yet. There are three surprise groomsmen here.” Out come Rodney Mac, Hardwork Bobby Walker, and the Ice Train, who give Teddy a hug. Mark Jindrak also comes out and he apparently is video taping the festivities, though he tries to stay in the background not noticed and he doesn’t go up to the wedding party.
Finally, Kristal introduces the special minister for the ceremonies, Reverend Slick. He comes out to Jive Soul Bro, despite taking on the role of Reverend Slick. He says, “Tonight is not about thuggin’ and buggin,’ but about huggin’ and lovin.’” He procedes with the ceremony. Torrie and Michelle McCool are bridemaids. Vickie Guerrero is the matron of honor.
During the middle of the ceremony, out of nowhere comes Norman the Lunatic, holding a huge key and a giant stuffed Teddy Bear. He keeps screaming “Here comes the bride! Here comes the bride!” He is uncontrollable and finally the security catches him and a psychiatric warden is not far behind with a straight jacket waiting for him.
Teddy and Kristal read their vows. Finally, Reverend Slick says, “If there is anyone present who objects to the joining of Theodore Long and Kristal Marshall, speak now or forever hold your….”
Slick is interrupted by the theme music “I think you better recognize” for D-Lo Brown. D-Lo says, “Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hold on a minute Slick. How can you have a wedding ceremony for Teddy Long without D-Lo Brown. The Brown is not down with that!" He then gives Teddy and Kristal a gift and stands besides the groomsmen.
Finally, Slick says, “Playa, you may now kiss the bride.” Teddy gives here a huge kiss that would make Al and Tipper blush as the ceremony comes to a close.
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Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 8, 2007 20:29:19 GMT -5
Dude, if the whole thing becomes a trip down memory road, especially with the return of D-Lo, I am down for it.
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batistabomber
Tommy Wiseau
Bombs are not only welcome, there allowed...
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Post by batistabomber on Sept 8, 2007 20:52:48 GMT -5
Krystal turns out to be T.Lo's grandduaghter.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Sept 8, 2007 20:55:53 GMT -5
Limo explosion.
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Post by Doctorin' The Tardis on Sept 8, 2007 20:59:41 GMT -5
I think it has to involve the elderly preacher revealing himself to be Eric Bischoff, doesn't it?
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CM Dazz
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Post by CM Dazz on Sept 8, 2007 22:34:37 GMT -5
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Post by Pipe_Bomb2k13 on Sept 10, 2007 6:34:26 GMT -5
Whoever said Edge to be revealed as Kristal secret boyfriend, that would so work if Edge became GM untill his return from injury, where Teddy then returns and makes him go one on one with The Undertaker at Wrestlemainia.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Sept 10, 2007 6:42:11 GMT -5
Here's what i would do after watching Rise and Fall of ECW.
The wedding is about to go on their doing the vows and everything but than Vickie Guerrero interrupts and says they can't let Teddy marry Kristal. She says Kristal hasn't been faithful, Teddy asks Kristal, what man did he cheat on him with? Vickie says it wasn't a man and Kristal start to make out and show that their lesbians, Teddy Long than has a mental breakdown. Seriously this is the only way that you could end this angle with it still be entertaining and for it to make sense.
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Post by pathogen on Sept 10, 2007 6:45:58 GMT -5
Instead of revealing secret boyfriends and girlfrineds, how about, Kristal reveals a secret
PENIS!
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Sept 10, 2007 8:37:17 GMT -5
The Justice of the Peace will peel off his face and again be revealed to be Eric Bischoff, at which point 3 Minute Warning will reunite (as a team of Samoan bulldozers) and completely decimate everyone in sight. Hey, I can dream, right?
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Post by Arturo Classico on Sept 10, 2007 8:39:51 GMT -5
Instead of revealing secret boyfriends and girlfrineds, how about, Kristal reveals a secret PENIS! Yeah that would be better than my idea since his mental breakdown would be even more intense! Although this would lead to Vickie Guerrero the new GM of Smackdown.
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