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Post by lildude8218 on Sept 11, 2007 16:04:10 GMT -5
 Vince shows us what it would be like if he became President and had access to the big red button.  Coach does his best Ken Patera impression.  Khali: And the other guy says, "That's okay, I just want some more of that hot buttered corn!"  JBL severely botches his Stone Cold impression.  Jeff: All I need is one mic, one beat...  Lance: I'm CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!  Lance Cade found out that Paul London was part porcupine....the HARD way.  London: Why are you wearing an Edge shirt? Kendrick: No, it's our new shirt *looks down* Wait....that DOES look like Edge....  Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch do their best Junkyard Dog and Hulk Hogan impressions.  Triple H: Ohhhh YEAH! [/Kool Aid Man]  Shelton: *sings* I job like a schmuck, schmuck, schmuck. Dye job what? what what? All night long....I'll lose by pinfall!  Carlito: I'm in ur chairz, winnin a berfday gamez.  TESTICULAR SPEAR!!!!  Triple H ensures there will never be a "Carlito's Son" storyline.  Cena: Now let's see who the monster was all along, have you figured it out at home?  Randy: Check out my tight trunks which gives me a great bulge! I am a wild and crazy guy!  In a shocking turn of events, Multiple Man debuted on Raw and attacked John Cena.  Cena tries his hand at Rollerjam.  Cena: LOOK AT ME! I'M RICK RUDE!!!!  Cena: WHO STOLE MY DENTURES?  ??  Beth: I've got them right here in my hand! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!  JR and King were very happy that it was so easy to cheat at Strip Poker.  If you squint, it looks like Mickie's arm is entirely too long.  Jillian: Heh? What's that? I can't hear you! I don't have my hearing aid in!  Paula Abdul is PISSED!  Butch And Sundace: The Early Years  Light as a feather, stiff as a board.  Replay shows that he held up, shouldn't have been a called strike.  Khali: YOU CAN'T HEAR ME!  Batista pretending to be Hornswoggle to Khali's version of Vince.  Guy in Front Row: *waves* HEY BATISTA!!!! You owe me money from the 2nd grade!  Shields and Yarnell: The Next Generation  Vince McMahon was the worst dressed Pimp I had ever seen. |
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Post by Twinkies Rule! (so does Tacos) on Sept 11, 2007 16:14:33 GMT -5
Multiple man should be a gimmick. lol
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Sept 11, 2007 16:18:12 GMT -5
YOGA PUNCH! |
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 11, 2007 16:18:18 GMT -5
I'm roided out of my freaking mind!
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Sept 11, 2007 16:21:58 GMT -5
"You see this caption below my picture? It SUCKS!" Coach's "Open the fridge, smell the cheese!" prank caught Vince hook line and sinker. Khali: "...and that's pretty much the most heart-warming memories I can think of. Thanks for listening, by the way, it's been swell." JBL: "Hey, if you were Australian, I'd have to give you THIS hand gesture!" Jeff: "I'm clean now, and if you don't believe me you can ask those flying purple spotted zebras up there. They'll all tell you." Cade: "AWESOME! MY VERY OWN PAUL LONDON! HOW DID YOU KNOW?" Murdoch: "Eh, just had a feeling." Shortly afterwards, London was amazed to wash out a pair of eyes from his hair. The very first meeting of Chris Farley and Satan. Cade: ... Murdoch: "Wait...THAT'S the big payoff to the bastard child story??" "The cerebral assassin wants you to bend over for some good old-fashioned CYBORG-LOVIN'!!!" Shelton: "I'm WINNING! I'M ACTUALLY..." (three seconds later) "poop..." |
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Post by plushtar on Sept 11, 2007 16:25:46 GMT -5
Nobody expect The Spanish Inquisition Fergie! |
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Post by PTBartman on Sept 11, 2007 16:32:19 GMT -5
New storyline begins next week, Reed Richard's Bastard Kid |
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Post by seano on Sept 11, 2007 16:36:51 GMT -5
I'M ON FIRRRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!!!!!!! McMahon: Quick! There's a Randy Savage reference in that magazine! Destroy it! Coach: RRAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHRHHHHHH!!!!! Seriously - the WHAT? chant was never more appropriate, people... JBL: I'm not on fire! But I AM flaming! Jeff takes a moment to reflect on 9/11, but unfortunately no one can understand him because in reality, Jeff Hardy has no vocal cords. Lance: I'm like Khali! See?! Push me please! PUSH MEEEEEEE!!!!! I can't come up with a good Butch Reed--er, Shelton comment here, so I'll just repeat that the WHAT? chant really was never more appropriate when Khali was talking... Vince: I wished I'd stayed dead. |
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Post by Rocket N. Nine on Sept 11, 2007 16:38:22 GMT -5
For some reason, all I see is a giant turkey hatching from an egg. |
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
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Post by Bobeddy on Sept 11, 2007 16:43:47 GMT -5
Vince: Our ratings are going down...I know what will fix THAT! Coach: You want to look at this FILTH?! Sinner! Sinner! Not in my house! Khali: Seriously though. Why am I champion? Even the stony-hearted JBL is touched by Jeff's rendition of the national anthem It was clear that Lance Cade's body was coursing with static electricity. Brian: Yeah! We won! Now maybe some kids will buy our shirts and then...BIG BUCKS BAY-BEH! Murdoch: Aw crap Lance! It's Cryme Tyme! RUUUUUUUUUN! And HHH tears his quad again. King was confused when Carlito started singing S Club 7 songs and dancing in his chair. Shelton: It's surprisingly roomy in here! Randy: Once upon a time I was falling in love. But now I'm only falling apart. Nothing I can do... In a strange turn of events the members of the Union of John Cena Supporters, jumped the guardrail to assist their hero in his fight. Cena is barely able to escape as the UOJCS begin to mob him. UOJCS Member: Okay guys...I think we better back off. Cena: FIRE ME?! FIRE ME?! I MADE THE BBC!!! Beth Phoeniox does her Linda Blair from The Exorcist impression. King: 'My god. She's dressed too slutty even for ME!' Due to being exposed to powerful gamma rays Micke James was now Missus Fantastic Jeff: Ohhhhh. Your skin feels SOOOO good! Khali: He stole my pose! VENGEANCE!!! HHH: So then I threw Steph onto her stomach so her as... Vince: Please! Stop! Vince's crippling fear of midgets, which he had hidden so well, was now clear to everyone watching. |
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Sept 11, 2007 16:45:04 GMT -5
Khali:GHJGHJFGHJFKJHJUKGHKJHJKJKLHJKLHJGHJGHJGFJHGJGHJHGJGHJHGJ!!!!!!! Singh:The Great Khali Says "Hi". JBL:I'am The next Mr. McMahon. Londrick Circa 2050. Shelton:I Used to be great once. Cena: WHO PUT A TACK ON MY CHAIR? Beth:MY BALLS!!!!!!! What's up with Sandman's head? Batista:Come this sunday... You Know the rest. Even Vince thinks this sucks. |
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 11, 2007 18:08:06 GMT -5
Vince: "Damn Coach, you're a wuss." Coach: "You're calling me names isn't helping me any." Vince: "I'm glad that I didn't have you tear a phone book or we would be here all night." |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2007 18:14:14 GMT -5
Simon Phoenix and Johhhn Spartan take their ongoing battle to the WWE. |
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Post by doclindgren on Sept 11, 2007 20:10:30 GMT -5
Worst Captain Morgan impersonation ever. |
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Post by General Adam on Sept 11, 2007 20:15:30 GMT -5
MAHONEY!  |
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Post by Widow's Peak on Sept 11, 2007 20:23:46 GMT -5
Few people knew that Khali was such a talented phrenologist. |
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Flo360
Hank Scorpio
There is no truth in Wrestling...only Backbumps
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Post by Flo360 on Sept 11, 2007 21:51:00 GMT -5
Veine popping Action. |
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Post by Topher is Human on Sept 11, 2007 22:11:40 GMT -5
JBL: The Aristocrats! Vince: ... JBL: The... The Aristocrats! |
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Sept 11, 2007 22:23:46 GMT -5
Worst. Sabu. Ever. |
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Post by DeuceDominoMark on Sept 11, 2007 22:30:55 GMT -5
"Simon says: Point to the ground." "Like this, Mr. McMahon?" Jeff was never very good at this game... . Murdoch: "You big bullies!!" "THEY'RE FIRING SANDMAN TOMORROW? " Hornswoggle in a desperate attempt not to suffer JR's humiliating fate... |
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